Subject: Signs (Page 14)

SPIT HAPPENS

The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.

Outer Space for Rent

I ♡ Teabagging

You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.

Why Don't You Just Go Away!

Allow to cool before applying to groin area.

Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day

Kabra Kebabra

We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.

Cycle Lane – Except cycles

We ID everyone under 130.