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Subject:
Signs
(Page 14)
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Label
Signs
On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Scissors Palace
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
Vagina Tandoori
Restaurant name
Signs
An Indian restaurant
Buy the Pound
Store name
Signs
Anchorage AK
Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaners
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
No Smoking Dogs
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
No Loose Women
Sign
Signs
On a shop window
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
Obama Lier [sic] in Chief – Got a Birth Certificate?
Protest sign
Signs
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
Sign
Signs
Stinky Stork Diaper Service
Business name
Signs
Staten Island New York
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
Sign
Signs
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
Sign
Signs
At a church
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
Sign
Signs
On side of a garbage truck
Dye Now!
Sign
Signs
In a beauty shop
Do not use in shower.
Label
Signs
From a hair dryer
Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle
Store name
Signs
In Mexico
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