Subject: Signs (Page 14)

Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

Passmore Gas & Propane

Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore

Impeah [sic] Obama

How You Brewin?

World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.

Sam & Ella's

PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Deadman Funeral Home

Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches

Alien Accessories

Death to all fanatics!

Let Us Remove Your Shorts

Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Swift, courteous self-service

For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.

Tease Me, Please Me

All daddy wanted was a blow job.