Subject: Signs (Page 14)

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl. 

Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.

Do not use intimately.

We're #1 In the #2 Business

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

Please do not inside.

If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It

Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

You Shit It… We Get It

Spraying of water chicken food

No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls