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Signs
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OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!
Sign
Signs
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Beware, This Plant Wears Very Sharp Prickles.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign by some plantings in Montreal
Do not use intimately.
Label
Signs
On deodorant
We're #1 In the #2 Business
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck
Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
My Comedy Channel – Fox News
My News Channel Comedy Central
Protest sign
Entertainment
Signs
Television
Please do not inside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a Korean museum
If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It
Protest sign
Signs
Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
Sign
Signs
On shop door
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
Sign
Signs
At a church
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
Translation
Signs
Translations
In China
No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
CAUTION – This Sign Has SHARP EDGES – Do Not Touch the Edges of This Sign
Sign
Signs
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
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Signs
You Shit It… We Get It
Sign
Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Spraying of water chicken food
Translation
Signs
Translations
Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home
Protest sign
Signs
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
Sign
Signs
On a golf course
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