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Subject:
Signs
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Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
Passmore Gas & Propane
Business Name
Signs
In Arizona
Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore
Fortune cookie
Signs
STOP! Drive Sideways.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A detour sign in Japan
Impeah [sic] Obama
Protest sign
Signs
How You Brewin?
Business name
Signs
Coffee shops in New Jersey
World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
Sign
Signs
Japanese whisky advertisement
Sam & Ella's
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Oklahoma
PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
Sign
Signs
At a cemetery
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Deadman Funeral Home
Business name
Signs
A funeral Home in Manchester Tennessee
Lucky Star Combination & Triple Pecker Sandwiches
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Alien Accessories
Business name
Signs
A costume shop
Death to all fanatics!
Protest sign
Signs
Fanatics
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
Sign
Signs
On a electrician's truck
Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy
Sign
Signs
At a shop
The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1
Sign
Signs
At a church
Swift, courteous self-service
Signs
At a cafeteria
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
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