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Subject:
Signs
(Page 14)
SPIT HAPPENS
On a baby's bib
Children
Family
Signs
The best piece of chicken you'll ever get without being a rooster.
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant in Oklahoma
Outer Space for Rent
Signs
Signs
In Singapore
I ♡ Teabagging
Protest sign
Signs
You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.
Fortune cookie
Signs
It’s fun and exciting to watch different sports.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
Sign
Signs
Outside a travel agency
If you are stolen, call the police at once.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A mass transportation sign in China
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
Label
Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
Sign
Signs
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
Sign
Signs
On a Father’s Day store display
Kabra Kebabra
Business name
Signs
A Kebab restaurant
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
Sign
Signs
On the door of a store
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
Sign
Signs
At a church
Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95
Sign
Signs
On a menu
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Bumper sticker
Signs
The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.
Sign
Signs
In a Michigan restaurant
Cycle Lane – Except cycles
Sign
Signs
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
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