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Subject:
Signs
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Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
Sign
Signs
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B&B LIQUORS – Party Store/Beer & Wine • The Liver is Evil – It Must Be Punished
Sign
Signs
Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00
Sign
Signs
Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
Live Artificial Trees
Sign
Signs
Outside a gift shop
Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.
Fortune cookie
Signs
STIFF
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
Nandi Aqua – Packaged Drinking Water – Now Water with H2O
Billboard
Signs
In the Middle East
WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger
Sign
Signs
Pool Sharks
Business name
Signs
Many swimming pool stores
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
Sign
Signs
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
Sign
Signs
On a men’s room door
Husbands Should Come With Instructions
Bumper sticker
Signs
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
Sign
Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
Men – Ladies – Employees Only
Sign
Signs
On a restroom door
Super G String Cheese
Sign
Signs
5 oz pkg $1.49
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
Sign
Signs
At a divorce lawyer’s office
Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries
Business name
Signs
In Clatskamie Oregon
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