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Subject:
Signs
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Do Not Put Soap in Lock
Sign
Signs
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Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
Sign
Signs
At a drug store
“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…
Sign
Signs
Pedestrian under construction
Translation
Signs
Translations
A construction sign
How To Repair Your VCR
Sign
Signs
The title of a how-to video tape
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
Sign
Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Label
Signs
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
Label
Signs
In the information booklet
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a tailor's shop
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
We need to talk. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Outer Space for Rent
Signs
Signs
In Singapore
Not intended for highway use.
Label
Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
Sign
Signs
Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Protest sign
Beliefs
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Signs
The Bible
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
Sign
Signs
In a laundry room
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
Sign
Signs
At a hotel
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
Mutter’s Hearing Center
Business Name
Signs
n Florida
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