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Subject:
Signs
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Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
Sign
Signs
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Thurston
Business name
Signs
Discount beverage retailer in Texas
HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead
Sign
Signs
Loose Senior Citizen Center
Establishment Name
Signs
To cross street push button at night.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At an intersection
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Label
Signs
On a heated seat cushion
Do not use for a baby wipe.
Label
Signs
On furniture wipes
Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a safari park in Beijing
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
Sign
Signs
Teacher sin-service conference
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.
Label
Signs
On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
Sign
Signs
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Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
Hoosier Buddy Liquor Store
Signs
In Nashville Indiana
Meats & Movies
Business name
Signs
In Broken Bow Oklahoma
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
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