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Subject:
Signs
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We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaner shop
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
Sign
Signs
Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
Sign
Signs
Along road at Florida border
Gone Fishing Marina
Business name
Signs
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
Sign
Signs
On a men’s room door
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
We serve people like you as good food!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Label
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Two Wongs
Business name
Signs
Chinese restauant near Brisbane Australia
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
Sign
Signs
At a church
Kids With Gas Eat Free!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant/gas station
Dirty Dog’s Done Dirt Cheap
Store name
Signs
Pet grooming Greenville NC
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
Sign
Signs
People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!
Protest sign
Signs
Kabra Kebabra
Business name
Signs
A Kebab restaurant
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