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Subject:
Signs
(Page 15)
Please leave a pet outside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a restaurant
Directors Cut
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign
Signs
In a Norwegian lounge
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
Sign
Signs
In the service area of a small airport
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
Hair-O-Dynemix
Business name
Signs
A London Hairdressers
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign
Signs
Outside a disco
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Label
Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Buy & Large
Business name
Signs
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
No Planking Anytime
Sign
Signs
On the side of a building
Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
Sign
Signs
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Label
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
Sign
Signs
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Outside a building
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
Sign
Signs
Asteroid Crossing
Alongside a road
Signs
Life’s a Cabernet
Business name
Signs
Wine shop in Chicago
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