Subject: Signs (Page 15)

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better

No smoothen the lion

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

Gone Fishing Marina

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice

Plastering contractor

Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

We serve people like you as good food!

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Two Wongs

Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads

Kids With Gas Eat Free!

Dirty Dog’s Done Dirt Cheap

Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.

The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience

People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!

Kabra Kebabra