Subject: Signs (Page 15)

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

“All San Diego’s Women Are Proud To Say That Tony’s Trimmed Their Bush Today!” • TONY’S TREE SERVICE • (619)…

Pedestrian under construction

How To Repair Your VCR

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing… I meant it. – God

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

We need to talk. – God

Outer Space for Rent

Not intended for highway use.

PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

El Squid Roe

Mutter’s Hearing Center