Subject: Signs (Page 15)

After opening, keep upright.

Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset

This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address

Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door

Where a Flush Beats a Full House

Use repeatedly for severe damage.

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

Sleep with someone you know.

Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Have Your Next Affair Here

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

Watch Blow Out

Profanity sucks.

Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag

El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop

Please do not smile at strangers