Subject: Signs (Page 15)

Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

A stranger will soon relieve himself.

Thurston

HELP WANTED – Must Not Be Dead

Loose Senior Citizen Center

To cross street push button at night.

LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END

Warning: Do not use on eyes.

Do not use for a baby wipe.

Fireproof forest region – Inflammable

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

What part of “Thou Shalt Not…” didn’t you understand? – God

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

Teacher sin-service conference

Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

Hoosier Buddy Liquor Store

Meats & Movies

Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.