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Subject:
Signs
(Page 15)
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.
Sign
Signs
On a highway billboard
Caution – Water On Road During Rain
Road sign
Signs
A road sign in Tennessee
Hikers Should Allow For At Least 6 Hours Round Trip Hiking Time To Return Safely To This Point – Be Aware of Sunset Time. It Will Be Dark After Sunset
Sign
Signs
At the start of a mountain trail
This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address
Sign
Signs
On the door of a building
Please Use Other Door – Emergency Use Only Due to Slapped Door
Sign
Signs
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
Label
Signs
On a shampoo bottle
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
Label
Signs
Dog and cat food in Singapore
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
Label
Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Sign
Signs
Have Your Next Affair Here
Sign
Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
Sign
Signs
At a balcony
Watch Blow Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a jewelry store
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
Sign
Signs
El-Dee's Pet Shop/El-Dee's Bait Shop
Business name
Signs
In Boston Massachusetts
Please do not smile at strangers
Sign
Signs
In a subway
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