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Subject:
Signs
(Page 16)
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.
Sign
Signs
On an electrical tower
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing
Protest sign
Signs
It’s a Crewel World
Store name
Signs
Online British fabric store
You Can't Beat Our Meat!
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant – now closed
Sorry – We’re OPEN
Sign
Signs
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
On a package of dice
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
Sign
Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
NOPCME (no p c me)
Sign
Signs
A urologist's license plate
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
Sign
Signs
Outside a carwash
Hell’s Kitchen Catering
Store name
Signs
Caterer in New York City
Open Other End
Label
Signs
On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Stay in school and be up to know-good
Sign
Signs
At a school
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Label
Signs
On a Wet-Nap package
Wine Not
Store name
Signs
A wine shop
Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
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