Subject: Signs (Page 16)

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

DANGER! To touch these wires will result in instant death. Anyone found doing so will be severely prosecuted.

Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

It’s a Crewel World

You Can't Beat Our Meat!

Sorry – We’re OPEN

Not for human consumption.

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

NOPCME (no p c me)

Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98

Hell’s Kitchen Catering

Open Other End

Turn off motor before using this product.

Stay in school and be up to know-good

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Wine Not

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

Hair Asylum

This product is not to be used in bathrooms.

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!