Subject: Signs (Page 16)

Garbage Only – No Trash

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Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)

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Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

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You think it's hot here? – God

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Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

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People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!

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Our School: Commitment, Responsibility, Attitude, Persistance. [sic]

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We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)

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TODAY’S SPECIAL: Barely Soup

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Mom’s Back Door is Always Open

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Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

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Caution – No Warning Signs

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NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

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Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

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Please Be Safe. – Do not stand, sit, climb or learn on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you.

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Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law

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#1 Threat to America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears

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Poo Ping Restaurant

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Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

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Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

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