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We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

Signs At a pizza shop

Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

Signs On a septic tank truck

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

Signs At a church

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night

Signs On a front yard in York Maine

Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off

Signs Above and below a light switch

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

Signs At a restaurant

Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care

Signs Translations “Facial and Body Remover”

The Daily Grind

Signs A coffee house

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think

Signs Ambivalence

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

Signs Along a road Referring to Christmas Michigan

Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

Signs On package of children's cough medicine

Let’s Get Stoned Inc.

Signs A stonemason

STIFF

Signs On a Tombstone

Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Signs Outside a church

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.

Signs In a Michigan restaurant