Subject: Signs (Page 16)

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees

I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

Happy Hour Here Every Sunday

Miame Heat

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store

Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat

Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!

Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

Caution! Contents hot!

My Opinions Change With New Information

Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus

Cluck You Chicken

Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers

First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…

Kitchen Helf Wated

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.