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Subject:
Signs
(Page 16)
Refrigerate after opening.
Sign
Signs
Label on a refrigerator
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Label
Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
Sign
Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
Sign
Signs
A BabiesRUs coupon
Not To Be Used as Protection from a Tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
My Family's Nuts
Business name
Signs
Nut shops
Nob End
British town name
Signs
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
We thank him to discover their head before of entering to this enclosure
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
Low, Ball & Lynch
Business name
Signs
Insurance in Monterey CA
Malfunction: Too less water.
Sign
Signs
A notice left on a coffee machine
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Dead End – Employee Parking
Sign
Signs
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
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