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Subject:
Signs
(Page 16)
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
Sign
Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
Sign
Signs
At an animal park
I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think
Protest sign
Signs
Ambivalence
Eyebrow Free Methodist Church
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Eyebrow Saskatchewan
My Comedy Channel – Fox News
My News Channel Comedy Central
Protest sign
Entertainment
Signs
Television
Happy Hour Here Every Sunday
Sign
Signs
At a church
Miame Heat
Sign
Signs
On a counterfeit wheel cover
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape
Bumper sticker
Signs
Duct tape
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
Sign
Signs
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
Sign
Signs
Not to Be Used as a Hard Hat
Sign
Signs
Printed on a 5-gallon bucket
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
Translation
Autos
Signs
Translations
Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
In Pocatello Idaho
Signs
Caution! Contents hot!
Label
Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
Beliefs
Opinion
Signs
Unattended Children Will Be Sold To the Circus
Sign
Signs
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers
Signs
Signs
In Japan
First Alert Smoke Alarm with Silence Feature…
Label
Signs
Kitchen Helf Wated
Sign
Signs
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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