Subject: Signs (Page 17)

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NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4

OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

Fragile. Do not drop.

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

That wasn’t chicken.

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

S.A.D. DECOR

Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30

Stolen Bible Amnesty Day

Please leave a pet outside.

Elephant Butte Inn

Chewy Balls

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

Do Not Put Soap in Lock

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On