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Subject:
Signs
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Thermostadt
Store name
Signs
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
Sign
Signs
Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
Sign
Signs
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
Sign
Signs
At a park
Fragile. Do not drop.
Label
Signs
Posted on a Boeing 757
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
Sign
Signs
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt
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S.A.D. DECOR
Store name
Signs
Store name
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
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Signs
Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
Sign
Signs
At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
Stolen Bible Amnesty Day
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please leave a pet outside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a restaurant
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
Chewy Balls
Restaurant name
Signs
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
Sign
Signs
Do Not Put Soap in Lock
Sign
Signs
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Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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