Subject: Signs (Page 17)

Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

RONG PHUK RESTAURANT

Obama Commander and Theif [sic]

Leaf It to Me

Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

You! Off my planet!

Bye Bye Bifocals

Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Fried Liver Wash

Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

Terminal Drugs

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