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Subject:
Signs
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Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals
Protest sign
Signs
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
All cups leaving this store, rather full or empty, must be paid for.
Sign
Signs
A sign in a convenience store in Hillsboro NH
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Label
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Desserts – New York Cheese Cake – $1.99 – Turtle Cheese Cake – $1.99 – 10 Lb. Bag Of Ice – $1.09
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Bumper sticker
Signs
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in England
RONG PHUK RESTAURANT
Sign
Signs
Name of an Oriental restaurant
Obama Commander and Theif [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Leaf It to Me
Business name
Signs
Yard care service
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
Label
Signs
On children’s cough medicine
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
Fortune cookie
Signs
You! Off my planet!
Bumper sticker
Signs
Bye Bye Bifocals
Business name
Signs
An optician in Dallas
Be Nice to Your Children – They'll Pick Your Nursing Home
Bumper sticker
Signs
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Fried Liver Wash
Sign
Signs
Road sign
Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Terminal Drugs
Sign
Signs
Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
FookYue
Business name
Signs
Seafood restaurant
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