Subject: Signs (Page 17)

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

U.K. Suck Cess

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

Yu kee Food House

Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.

Your Gardening Angel

Rush Rush Delay

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…

If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Instructions: usage known.

No Lifeguard on Duty

Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

Love is Blinds

TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench