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Subject:
Signs
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Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.
Business name
Signs
In Emeryville CA
CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles
Sign
Signs
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15
Bumper sticker
Signs
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Label
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
Sign
Signs
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
Bumper sticker
Signs
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
Sign
Signs
On an exercise machine in front yard
Power to the People.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.
Sign
Signs
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
Sign
Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Sorry – We’re OPEN
Sign
Signs
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
Sign
Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Curl Harbor
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Rong Phúk Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
You will be doomed to a great marriage.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Taiwan cafeteria
Wok N Roll
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
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