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Subject:
Signs
(Page 17)
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
Sign
Signs
In the window of an Oregon store
Buy and Large
Store name
Signs
Plumbing Supplies
Used Beer Department
Sign
Signs
Over a restaurant restroom
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
Sign
Signs
Translations
Sign in a Tokyo hotel
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
Sign
Signs
At an optometrist's office
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
Sign
Signs
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign
Signs
In a non-smoking area
Do not consume
Label
Signs
On Home Depot treated lumber
Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
Sign
Signs
Our Best Is None Too Good
Sign
Signs
On a delicatessen wall
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…
Instructions
Signs
Label on bottle
How will you spend eternity – Smoking or Non-smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign
Signs
Outside a disco
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Pizza The Action
Sign
Signs
Name of a pizza parlor
Your vinyl resting place.
Sign
Signs
In a waterbed shop
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
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