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Subject:
Signs
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Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
Sign
Signs
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
U.K. Suck Cess
Business name
Signs
Septic tank firm in South East London
CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT
Sign
Signs
Yu kee Food House
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of restaurant in Singapore
Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.
Sign
Signs
In a gas station
Your Gardening Angel
Sign
Signs
At a garden shop
Rush Rush Delay
Business name
Signs
Attorneys in Fort Smith AR
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Bumper sticker
Signs
INSTRUCTIONS: Pour a teaspoonful of the shampoo into the palm of each hand…
Instructions
Signs
Label on bottle
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
Sign
Signs
At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
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Signs
Instructions: usage known.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
No Lifeguard on Duty
Sign
Signs
By an elevator
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
Sign
Signs
On a little restaurant
Love is Blinds
Business name
Signs
Window treatment company in Missouri
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
Sign
Signs
At a Monterey park
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
Sign
Signs
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
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