Subject: Signs (Page 18)

The Hop Yard

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

Hard Wok Cafe

Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]

Made In China

ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance

This Is a Mental Institution.

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Forty Winks

Turn off motor before using this product.

Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.