Subject: Signs (Page 18)

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

Wash your hands – Without flu pain.

Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each

Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour

BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

No Planking Anytime

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

The Yuppy Puppy

Soon Fatt

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!

Gone Fission

Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage