Subject: Signs (Page 18)

All daddy wanted was a blow job.

Watts you see is watts you get.

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

God Saw What You Did

Directors Cut

Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here

Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75

CAUTION – Tomatoes →

Haircuts while you wait.

Please do not inside.

Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Ronald McDonald Funeral Home