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Subject:
Signs
(Page 18)
The Hop Yard
Business name
Signs
An alehouse & grill
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
Hard Wok Cafe
Business name
Signs
A Chinese take-out restaurant
Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Made In China
Sign
Signs
Printed underneath a picture of an American flag
ON THIS SITE STOOD A Local Market Bankrupted By the Monopolistic, Make-it-Cheaper-In-China, Anti-Union Big Box Store Where You Shop – Education Department 2007
Sign
Signs
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?
Bumper sticker
Education
Signs
College
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance
Sign
Signs
2 & 3
On an emergency phone in Norfolk England containing only the buttons 1
This Is a Mental Institution.
Sign
Signs
At a school
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo penguin enclosure
Forty Winks
Business name
Signs
An inn in Milwaukee WI
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
Sign
Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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