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Subject:
Signs
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I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus
Protest sign
Signs
Salt and Battery
Business name
Signs
Fish and Chips in Brisbane Australia
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Label
Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Maybe you live on moon in next century
Fortune cookie
Signs
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
Sign
Signs
On Interstate 5 in San Diego
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too
Sign
Signs
In the bathroom of a mom and pop store
YahPoo! Plumbing
Business name
Signs
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
Sign
Signs
OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Mon-Fri: 6:30. Sat–Sun: 7:30
Sign
Signs
At a coffee shop in Spokane WA
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
Do not use orally.
Label
Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
Be Right Back
Business name
Signs
Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar in Darwin Australia
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
Sign
Signs
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
No Dumping Allowed
Sign
Signs
Alongside a portable toilet
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