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Subject:
Signs
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CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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Signs
In the service area of a small airport
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
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Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
Wonderful Bargains For Men With 16 and 17 Necks
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Signs
In a clothing store
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
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Signs
Reserved for plant manager.
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Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Poo Ping Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Oriental restaurant
Push Push Push.
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Signs
On the door of the maternity ward
Bash-Gal Inc
Business name
Signs
A business in New York
Warning: Do not use on eyes.
Label
Signs
On a heated seat cushion
More Fun Less Taxis [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
My way is the highway. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
CO-PILOT CHECKLIST
1. Don’t Touch Anything 2. Keep Your Mouth Shut
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Signs
In an airplane cockpit
Buy the Book
Store name
Signs
Buy the Book
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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Signs
When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
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Signs
At a funeral home
Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.
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Signs
In a thrift store's toy section
Do Me a Flavor
Business Name
Signs
Various ice cream shops in New Jersey
For use on animals only.
Label
Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
Theft of this container is a crime.
Label
Signs
On a milk crate
Children's matinee today. Adults not admitted unless with child.
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Signs
On a movie theater
We Really Know Our Stuff
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Signs
On a taxidermist's window
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