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Subject:
Signs
(Page 18)
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're a jerk
Bumper sticker
Signs
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
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Signs
At a church
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
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Signs
On a plumber’s truck
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
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Signs
At an optometrist's office
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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Signs
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions
Signs
Manual for an SGI computer
This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)
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Signs
On a church door
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
Everyday Low Price – Valentines Love Pole 6.5 Inch $13.99 each
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Signs
Service Department– Rates – $10/hour
If you watch – $15/hour
If you help – $20/hour
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Signs
BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food
Label
Signs
Dog and cat food in Singapore
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
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Signs
No Planking Anytime
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Signs
On the side of a building
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Budapest zoo
The Yuppy Puppy
Business name
Signs
Various pet businesses
Soon Fatt
Restaurant name
Signs
Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.
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Signs
You May Party in Hell But You Will Be the BarBQue!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Gone Fission
Sign
Signs
On a scientist's door
Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage
Business name
Signs
In Walla Walla Washington
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