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Subject:
Signs
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All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
Watts you see is watts you get.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
Sign
Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
God Saw What You Did
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Directors Cut
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
Sign
Signs
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
Sign
Signs
On Oriental restaurant menu
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
Sign
Signs
On a telephone pole
Haircuts while you wait.
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
Please do not inside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a Korean museum
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
Sign
Signs
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
Sign
Signs
At a church
Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
Sign
Signs
At a church
Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
Business name
Signs
No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time
Sign
Signs
Adjacent to a Stop for Pedestrians sign
Ronald McDonald Funeral Home
Sign
Signs
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