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Subject:
Signs
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European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness
Sign
Signs
Vinyl Resting Place
Business name
Signs
2nd hand record shop in England
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
Sign
Signs
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts
We have medium prices.
Sign
Signs
At a fortune teller’s
Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
Sign
Signs
You’re Mad As Hell & I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore
Protest sign
Signs
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign
Signs
In a Norwegian lounge
Wok Around the Clock
Store name
Signs
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
Sign
Signs
At a car wash
Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
Translation
Signs
Translations
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
If you don’t like gay marriage, blame straight people. they’re the ones who keep having gay babies.
Sign
Signs
Seen outside a store
Bread Pitt
Store name
Signs
A bakery in the Philippines
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar
What Exactly Is In That Tea You’re Drinking?
Protest sign
Signs
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Rong Phúk Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
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