Subject: Signs (Page 19)

Not to be used as protection from a tornado

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Caution, butt head against the wall

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You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.

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The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!

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Serving suggestion: Defrost.

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Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

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KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

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Farfrompoopen Road

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Terminal Drugs

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Directions: Use like regular soap.

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6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

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Welcome to Accident

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Bottomless Pit – 65 Feet Deep

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In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

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Dildo

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The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

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LANE CLOSED TO EASE CONGESTION

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Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

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Real Men Don’t Need Instructions

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