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Subject:
Signs
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Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
Sign
Signs
An energy conservation sign
Speed Limit 13½
Sign
Signs
I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time
Protest sign
Signs
STARK RAVING REASONABLE
Protest sign
Signs
Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!
Sign
Signs
At a store in Florida
A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.
Fortune cookie
Signs
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
Sign
Signs
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Sign
Signs
Sam & Ella's
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Oklahoma
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our
cows
to each other…
In a wedding invitation
Signs
Payment is due by the due date.
Label
Signs
On a credit card statement
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Death to all fanatics!
Protest sign
Signs
Fanatics
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
Sign
Signs
Pressed For Time
Business name
Signs
A dry cleaning shop in Ireland
Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
Sign
Signs
On a storage building in Berkeley CA
Picnic Supplies
Sign
Signs
Over a display of condoms
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
Sign
Signs
At a church
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