Subject: Signs (Page 19)

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

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I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It

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Do not use while sleeping.

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Shawnee Mission East – Mandatory Rectal Probe Jan 1-3

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Use repeatedly for severe damage.

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For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

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Burningtown Fire District

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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Rising Loafer

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OUTHOUSE
Caution, Poison Ivy

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PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

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Feman

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No Lifeguard on Duty

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Caution: Nuts Crossing Road

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Pleased to Meat You

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You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

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Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help.

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Doris Day And Night

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Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

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Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

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