Subject: Signs (Page 19)

Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?

Speed Limit 13½

I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time

STARK RAVING REASONABLE

Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

Sam & Ella's

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our cows to each other…

Payment is due by the due date.

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

Death to all fanatics!

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

Pressed For Time

Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.

Picnic Supplies

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th