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Signs
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H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law
Business Name
Signs
In Virginia
Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away
Sign
Signs
In a library
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
Sign
Signs
Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
Sign
Signs
On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
Label
Signs
On a shampoo bottle
NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.
Sign
Signs
WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
Sign
Signs
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
Sign
Signs
Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting
Sign
Signs
In a toy department
Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)
Sign
Signs
At a church
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
Sign
Signs
At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Another Load of Politicians Promises
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
Bumper sticker
Signs
A second-hand watch store
Store name
Signs
A boutique
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
Sign
Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
Open seven days a week and weekends.
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant
Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where
Protest sign
Signs
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