Subject: Signs (Page 2)

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

Somewhat Disabled

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

Bach in a minuet.

Lent: Spring Training For Christians

Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…

Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)

No Name Lane

Wise guise

Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.

U.K. Suck Cess

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures

Half Fast Subs