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Subject:
Signs
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“I Move The Earth” Dirt Cheap Inc
Business name
Signs
Brooklyn New York construction & earth moving
Pizza the Action
Business name
Signs
A pizza restaurant in England
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
Sign
Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
Critical Thinking – The Other National Deficit
Protest sign
Signs
Do Not Activate With Wet Hands
Sign
Signs
On a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
Sign
Signs
[sic]
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
Sign
Signs
H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law
Business Name
Signs
In Virginia
Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic
Sign
Signs
Translations
At a parking garage exit
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
Sign
Signs
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Payment is due by the due date.
Label
Signs
On a credit card statement
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
Sign
Signs
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
Sign
Signs
No On Premises Consumation of Alochol
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina
NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
Sign
Signs
Outside a building
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
Sign
Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
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