Subject: Signs (Page 2)

H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law

Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away

Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.

Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

Use repeatedly for severe damage.

NOTICE TO CUSTOMERS!!!! • This Camera Was Specially Made Not to Take Ugly Pictures. All I Can Suggest If You Have a Complaint About Your Photograph is That You Bring In a Better Face For Your Picture.

WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Five Santa Clauses – No Waiting

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Another Load of Politicians Promises

Tomorrow’s Forecast: God Reigns and the Son Shines!

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

A second-hand watch store

Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?

Open seven days a week and weekends.

Birth Certifict [sic] Where Obama Where