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Signs
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Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
Translation
Signs
Translations
God Help Me Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
Sign
Signs
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Label
Signs
Batman Costume warning label
We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments
Sign
Signs
On the door of a store
This is not a toy. Stickers require adult supervision.
Label
Signs
Stickers to put on the seat of a potty training toilet
Dumfart
Sign
Signs
Name on a tombstone
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Classified ad
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Signs
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
Sign
Signs
Democrats Are Sexy. Who Ever Heard of Good Piece of Elephant.
Protest sign
Government
Politicians
Signs
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
Sign
Signs
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
Sign
Signs
In a hospital
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
Sign
Signs
On a golf course
LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY
Sign
Signs
We need to talk. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers
Signs
Signs
In Japan
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
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