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Subject:
Signs
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NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
Sign
Signs
A BabiesRUs coupon
Open Other End
Label
Signs
On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
Closed – Thank’s to our visitors!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Make Falafel Not War
Protest sign
Food/Drink
Signs
Bead It
Store name
Signs
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You
Signs
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.
Sign
Signs
Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?
Sign
Signs
Held by a panhandler
Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly
Sign
Signs
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Label
Signs
On a package of rat poison
Broken English Spoken Perfectly
Sign
Signs
Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!
Protest sign
Signs
Wok and Roll
Store name
Signs
Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon
Store name
Signs
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
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