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Signs
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Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
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Signs
Somewhat Disabled
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Signs
At parking space
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
Sign
Signs
On an overhanging sign near an overpass
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
Bach in a minuet.
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Signs
On a music library's door
Lent: Spring Training For Christians
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Signs
At a church
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
Label
Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
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Signs
On a desk in a reception room
DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out
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Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
On an electric kettle
Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing
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Signs
In a bus
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
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Signs
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
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Signs
No Name Lane
Street Sign
Signs
Wise guise
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Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
Do it yourself. Then call us before it’s too late.
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Signs
On a plumber’s truck
U.K. Suck Cess
Business name
Signs
Septic tank firm in South East London
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
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Signs
Outside a bar
Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures
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Signs
Half Fast Subs
Business name
Signs
Sandwich shop in Boulder Colorado
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