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Subject:
Signs
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You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.
Fortune cookie
Signs
If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.
Sign
Signs
At a golf club in Uganda
Crocoiles
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home
Protest sign
Signs
Do not use orally.
Label
Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Signs
Obama Commander and Theif [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.
Instructions
Signs
On a bag of cat biscuits
Drapes and Sew Much More
Business name
Signs
In Toronto
Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only
Sign
Signs
At a parking garage
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in England
Dye Now!
Sign
Signs
In a beauty shop
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Sign
Signs
On a leaflet
I Go Where I'm Towed
Sign
Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
Protect from seawater.
Label
Signs
On a buoy
Bigass Beer
Store name
Signs
In Memphis
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Bickers & Bickers
Business name
Signs
A Murrysville PA husband & wife law firm
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