Subject: Signs (Page 20)

The Hairtaker

HOMOPHOBIA IS SO GAY

Wok Around the Clock

Life Is Hard; Then You Nap

Do not iron clothes on body.

Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out

Do not use as ear plugs.

Use repeatedly for severe damage.

All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

Genuine Fake Watches

If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter

Christine O’Donnell Turned Me Into a Newt

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

No stopping or standing.

No Parking Above This Sign

Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!

Use Your Inside Voice

Mental Health Prevention Center

Don’t forget to duck.

Caution: Tree in Centre of Road