Subject: Signs (Page 20)

You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.

If a ball comes to rest in dangerous proximity to a crocodile, another ball may be dropped.

C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home

Do not use orally.

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

Obama Commander and Theif [sic]

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Drapes and Sew Much More

Parking Can Be FUN For Small Cars Only

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

Dye Now!

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Tease Me, Please Me

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

I Go Where I'm Towed

Protect from seawater.

Bigass Beer

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

Bickers & Bickers