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Subject:
Signs
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Don’t forget your ring!
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Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
Dildo
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Signs
Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
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My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
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EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.
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Signs
On a package of AA batteries
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
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Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Outside a church
Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Myer hairdryer
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
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Outside a church
Say No to Socilism [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
For external use only!
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Signs
On a curling iron
Warning: knives are sharp!
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Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Hard Wok Cafe
Business name
Signs
A Chinese take-out restaurant
Stock up and save! Limit one per customer.
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Signs
In a department store
MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake
Protest sign
Signs
A Flush Beats a Full House!
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Signs
On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
Pork The One You Love
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Signs
Billboard for Sask Pork
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
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Signs
Translations
Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese hotel
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
HUNG LONG • Video Rental…
Store name
Signs
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