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Subject:
Signs
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The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
HOMOPHOBIA IS SO GAY
Protest sign
Signs
Wok Around the Clock
Store name
Signs
Life Is Hard; Then You Nap
Bumper sticker
Signs
Do not iron clothes on body.
Label
Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a tattoo shop
Do not use as ear plugs.
Label
Signs
On Silly Putty®
Use repeatedly for severe damage.
Label
Signs
On a shampoo bottle
All Non-fiction Lance Armstrong Books… Will Soon be Moved to the Fiction Section – Thank You – Manly Library
Sign
Books
Signs
Lance Armstrong
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
Sign
Signs
At a church
Genuine Fake Watches
Sign
Signs
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
Christine O’Donnell Turned Me Into a Newt
Protest sign
Signs
Christine O’Donnell
Witchcraft
Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
No stopping or standing.
Sign
Signs
At a bus stop
No Parking Above This Sign
Sign
Signs
Husband Day Care Center – Need time to relax? – Need time to yourself? – Want to go shopping? – Leave your husband with us! We look after him for you! You only pay for his drinks!
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar in Darwin Australia
Use Your Inside Voice
Protest sign
Signs
Mental Health Prevention Center
Sign
Signs
In a New York medical building
Don’t forget to duck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Caution: Tree in Centre of Road
Road sign
Signs
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