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Subject:
Signs
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Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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Signs
At a church
STIFF
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Signs
On a Tombstone
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
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Signs
In a New York restaurant
Poo Ping Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Oriental restaurant
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Label
Signs
On a toilet plunger
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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Signs
We have met the enemy and it is us.
Walt Kelly
(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist
(Pogo)
People
Signs
Enemy
Pogo Earth Day poster
Us
Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night
Sign
Signs
On a front yard in York Maine
Body & Sole
Business name
Signs
Several salons and spas
Hungry Mother State Park
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Signs
In Virginia
Get a ‘long’ little doggie!
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Signs
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups
Please Use Middle Door
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Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong
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Signs
Butt Drugs
Business name
Signs
A pharmacy in Corydon Indiana
Fits one head.
Label
Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
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Signs
At a liquor store
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
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Signs
At Disneyland
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
Sign
Signs
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