Subject: Signs (Page 20)

Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape

STIFF

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

Poo Ping Restaurant

Caution: Do not use near power lines.

If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

We have met the enemy and it is us.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

Inexpensive, Quality Daycare – Openings Day and Night

Body & Sole

Hungry Mother State Park

Get a ‘long’ little doggie!

Please Use Middle Door

Wash & Carry

Give Blood – 8 Billion Mosquitos Can’t Be Wrong

Butt Drugs

Fits one head.

Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

Sock Market

Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed