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Subject:
Signs
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Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT
Sign
Signs
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Fortune cookie
Signs
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
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Signs
Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.
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Signs
RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.
Sign
Signs
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In Boston
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
Sign
Signs
On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
Rook Takes Pawnshop
Store name
Signs
Oklahoma City
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Emergencies
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
Weddiang
Translation
Signs
Translations
Large wedding banner in China
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
Sign
Signs
Label on a chainsaw
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours
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Signs
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.
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Signs
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
YahPoo! Plumbing
Business name
Signs
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Sign
Signs
On a leaflet
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
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Signs
Adjoining signs
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