Subject: Signs (Page 21)

Talk Dirty To Me

This Is Eat

Bong Recreation Area

Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

You! Off my planet!

The Garden Stool

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]

You will receive a fortune cookie.

We dispense with accuracy.

Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

We have Engrish Menu

Callahan Tunnel/No End

Hip Joint

Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

Staff & Visitors Only

Farfrompoopen Road

A tub and a rub will change your day.