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Subject:
Signs
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Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
This Is Eat
Signs
Signs
A small restaurant in the Phillippines
Bong Recreation Area
Sign
Signs
I 94
Kenosha County Wisconsin
Toreador pants don’t just make your feet look big.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
You! Off my planet!
Bumper sticker
Signs
The Garden Stool
Restaurant name
Signs
A restaurant/nightclub
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
Sign
Signs
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
Church sign
Signs
In Montpelier VT
Fire Alarm – Fire alarm sounds LIke: Whooop Whooop Whooop • Fire alarm looks like: white Flashing Stobe [sic]
Sign
Signs
You will receive a fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
We dispense with accuracy.
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions
Signs
Manual for an SGI computer
We have Engrish Menu
Translation
Signs
At a Japanese restaurant
Callahan Tunnel/No End
Sign
Signs
In downtown Boston
Hip Joint
Store name
Signs
Yoga studio in Brooklyn NY
Not to be used in the commission of a felony.
Sign
Signs
Label on stockings
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Staff & Visitors Only
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
Farfrompoopen Road
Street Sign
Signs
A road in Tennessee leading up to Constipation Ridge
A tub and a rub will change your day.
Fortune cookie
Signs
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