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Subject:
Signs
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PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Label
Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
Sign
Signs
On road outside a factory
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt
Sign
Signs
At a hotel
Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
Name of a jewelry store
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
Sign
Signs
In a safari park
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
Titanic Canoe Rental
Sign
Signs
In Wisconsin
God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Taiwan cafeteria
Do we look brown? Should we show you our IDs?
Protest sign
Signs
Identification
Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter
Sign
Signs
In an airport
Hidden Cache
Sign
Signs
In Ottawa
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Label
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.
Protest sign
Signs
Doggie Styles Pet Grooming
Business Name
Signs
In Reynoldsburg Ohio
We serve people like you as good food!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Curl Up and Dye
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
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