Subject: Signs (Page 21)

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies

Having a Sign Makes Me Right

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Wash & Carry

European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Little Goody New Shoes

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

Hair Asylum

Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Feman

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

Make English America’s Offical [sic] Language