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Subject:
Signs
(Page 21)
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
Sign
Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies
Fortune cookie
Signs
Having a Sign Makes Me Right
Protest sign
Signs
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
Sign
Signs
At a lake
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness
Sign
Signs
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Sign
Signs
At a store in Dublin
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition
Sign
Signs
In Ontario Canada
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
Feman
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign over a women’s restroom
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
Make English America’s Offical [sic] Language
Protest sign
Signs
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