Subject: Signs (Page 21)

PRIVATE PROPERTY – Do Not Hang Signs On Fence

Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

We ID everyone under 130.

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

Family Jewels

Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car

Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

Titanic Canoe Rental

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.

Do we look brown? Should we show you our IDs?

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

Toy Weapons Must Be Checked at Ticket Counter

Hidden Cache

We Dispense With Accuracy

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.

Doggie Styles Pet Grooming

We serve people like you as good food!

Curl Up and Dye