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Subject:
Signs
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April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our
cows
to each other…
In a wedding invitation
Signs
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
Sign
Signs
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Welcome to Accident
Sign
Signs
A town in Maryland
I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House
Sign
Signs
Deadman Funeral Home
Business name
Signs
A funeral Home in Manchester Tennessee
Peace A Pizza
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain
The Hoe House
Business name
Signs
Garden supply store in Little Rock Arkansas
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
Signs
Translations
In Manila Philippines
MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.
Sign
Signs
For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of bathtub cleaner
Patriotic Resisance [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
Sign
Signs
Above door of a store
Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Chick out →
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a store in China
Rook Takes Pawnshop
Store name
Signs
Oklahoma City
The fortune you seek is in another cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.
Sign
Signs
In a cafeteria
Dry Paint
Sign
Signs
On a freshly painted wall
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