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100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.

Signs On an orange juice can

BEDSIDE MANOR

Signs At a doctor’s home

Closed Due To Illness

Signs In a health food shop window

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

Signs On a church door

Walk Only

Signs On a handicapped wheelchair sign

You're too good for him.

Signs In a woman’s restroom

Fits one head.

Signs On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box

We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

Signs A notice in a restaurant

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Signs On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool

Asteroid Crossing

Alongside a road

FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON

2. Or YELL

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

Signs Two signs in a store window

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Woman's Rule of Thumb

Murphy’s Laws Signs Written in a woman’s restroom

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Signs On a Wet-Nap package

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Stay in school and be up to know-good

Signs At a school

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

Somewhat Disabled

Signs At parking space