Subject: Signs (Page 22)

April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our cows to each other…

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

Not for weight control.

Welcome to Accident

I Got My Crabs From… DIRTY DICKS – Crab House

Deadman Funeral Home

Peace A Pizza

The Hoe House

Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon

MIRROR UNDER REPAIR. PLEASE DO NOT USE.

For best results, start with clean bathtub before use.

Patriotic Resisance [sic]

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

Thank You Fox News for Keeping Us Infromed [sic]

Chick out →

Rook Takes Pawnshop

The fortune you seek is in another cookie.

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

Dry Paint