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Subject:
Signs
(Page 22)
The Tongue, Being in a Wet Place, Is Apt to Slip.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Be Polite
Sign
Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
Edifice Wrecks
Sign
Signs
At a demolition company
May irritate eyes.
Label
Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Gay St. Changes to Two Way
Street Sign
Signs
Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix
Signs
Signs
Food packaging
STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….
Sign
Signs
A Pane in the Glass
Business name
Signs
Glassworks in Naples Florida
No stopping or standing.
Sign
Signs
At a bus stop
Wise guise
Sign
Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
Caution – Cross Only When Cars Stop
Sign
Signs
Look! Our new baby is on our car!
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Baby on Board” type sticker on a car in Hong Kong
Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company
Business name
Signs
Absolutely Nothing – Next 22 Miles
Road sign in rural Montana
Signs
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
Sign
Signs
Keep Your Hands Off MY Third Amendment Rights! – No Soldiers Quartered In MY House
Protest sign
Signs
Try Our Sundays. They Are Better Than Baskin-Robbins.
Sign
Signs
At a church
NO AMENSTY [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
Sign
Signs
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
Sign
Signs
In the grocery store
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