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Subject:
Signs
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Rich Manger Attorney
Business name
Signs
High Point NC
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
Infant's bathtub
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
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Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
Church sign
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Outside a church
It’s a Crewel World
Store name
Signs
Online British fabric store
No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
Sign
Signs
In an apartment house
The Fryin’ Dutchman
Business name
Signs
A mobile NY restaurant
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
Sign
Signs
Den of Antiquities
Business name
Signs
Numerous antiques stores
Asteroid Crossing
Alongside a road
Signs
My Opinions Change With New Information
Protest sign
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Do not use while sleeping.
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Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
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Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
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Signs
You Dump It… We Pump It
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Signs
On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck
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Signs
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
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Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
Do Not Urinate In This Area – It Smells…
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Signs
Outside a building
The Chocolate Mess
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Signs
Serving Suggestion: Defrost
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Signs
Stock up and save! Limit one per customer.
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Signs
In a department store
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