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Subject:
Signs
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Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
Sign
Signs
Over a guest room bed
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
Translation
Signs
Translations
“Facial and Body Remover”
Your vinyl resting place.
Sign
Signs
In a waterbed shop
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Zombie Invasion!!! Run!!!
On a portable lighted highway sign
Signs
It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Pu Pu Hot Pot
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in Cambridge MA
We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Chinese restaurant
No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown
Ingredients
Signs
On a pillow
The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
Life’s a Cabernet
Business name
Signs
Wine shop in Chicago
The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste
Sign
Signs
U.K. Suck Cess
Business name
Signs
Septic tank firm in South East London
ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!
Protest sign
Signs
YahPoo! Plumbing
Business name
Signs
Mental Health Prevention Center
Sign
Signs
In a New York medical building
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Sign
Signs
Notice in health food shop window
I Stand 4 Good Posture
Protest sign
Signs
Posture
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
Sign
Signs
By the door of a restaurant
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