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Subject:
Signs
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Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
Fairhaven Honey Wagon
Sign
Signs
Septic service truck
Signs Are Not Permitted in Viva Cuba Garden
Sign
Signs
A sign in the Garden
In Missouri
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
Sign
Signs
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
Sign
Signs
In a laundry room
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
Provincetown MA 3205 Miles
On the western end of US Route 6 in California
Signs
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
Sign
Signs
Mother Truckers
Business name
Signs
Trucking company in Westminster California
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
Sign
Signs
At an optometrist's office
The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.
Label
Signs
On a can of air freshener
Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.
Sign
Signs
On a Mobil© station pump
If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees
Bumper sticker
Signs
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Sign
Signs
Notice in health food shop window
Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care
Sign
Signs
An optometrist's office
⬅ Trips to the Moon
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Yelling Dental Clinic
Sign
Signs
Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You
Signs
The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1
Sign
Signs
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