Subject: Signs (Page 23)

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Fairhaven Honey Wagon

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

Provincetown MA 3205 Miles

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

Mother Truckers

If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place

The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.

Keep out of reach of children and teenagers.

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.

If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Beware of bargains in 1. Parachutes 2. Life preservers 3. Brain surgery 4. Eye Care

⬅ Trips to the Moon

Yelling Dental Clinic

Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You

The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1