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Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Signs In a Norwegian lounge

Half Fast Subs

Signs Sandwich shop in Boulder Colorado

Unattended children will be given an espresso & a free puppy

Signs At a shop

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Signs At a church

Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

Signs On the packaging for a wristwatch

My way is the highway. – God

Signs Outside a church

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Signs At a church

Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.

Signs On a battery

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Signs Sign at a railroad station

Your Hole Is Our Goal

Driver Drilling Company Inc.

SMITH and MOORE • CABINETMAKERS and UNDERTAKERS

PITA PAN

Restaurant name

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

God Saw What You Did

Signs Outside a church

Rehab is for quitters.

3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry

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