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Subject:
Signs
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Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
Sign
Signs
At a park in South Africa
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
Sign
Signs
On a pickup truck
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Directors Cut
Sign
Signs
Name of an English hair salon
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
Sign
Signs
Hand-written sign in an apartment house
Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage
Sign
Signs
Across the back of a garbage truck
Not to be Used for the Other Use
Label
Signs
Translations
On a Japanese food processor
Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!
Road sign
Signs
Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.
Bumper sticker
Money
Signs
Change
I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing
Protest sign
Signs
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Don’t forget to duck.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Think Outside the FOX
Protest sign
Signs
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
Sign
Signs
Above and below a light switch
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
Sign
Signs
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
Sign
Signs
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