Subject: Signs (Page 23)

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care

Your vinyl resting place.

The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

Zombie Invasion!!! Run!!!

It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Profanity sucks.

Pu Pu Hot Pot

We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.

No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic

Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

Life’s a Cabernet

The Turd Burglar – Grieve Septic & Liquid Waste

U.K. Suck Cess

ALL CAPITAL LETTERS MEANS I’M SERIOUS!

YahPoo! Plumbing

Mental Health Prevention Center

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

I Stand 4 Good Posture

Caution: Not An Automatic Door