Subject: Signs (Page 23)

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

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Warning: May contain small parts

Warning: knives are sharp!

Directors Cut

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

Not to be Used for the Other Use

Please Drive Safely – Unmarked Nuclear Warheads Travel These Roads – Keep Our Children Radiation-Free!

Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.

I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

Don’t forget to duck.

Think Outside the FOX

Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off


These rows reserved for parents with children.

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT