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Subject:
Signs
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Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
Sign
Signs
On road outside a factory
Getwell & Dunn [St. Church]
Business name
Signs
In Memphis Tennessee
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
Label
Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
Sign
Signs
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
Sign
Signs
Outside a muffler shop
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin
Swift, courteous self-service
Signs
At a cafeteria
Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Curl Harbor
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
Buoys and Gulls.
Sign
Signs
Nautical themed restrooms
This Month Specials – No Fuel
Sign
Signs
At a gas station
Get a ‘long’ little doggie!
Sign
Signs
Sign for a litter of dachshund pups
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
Hour Place
Business name
Signs
Clock store in Capitola CA
WARNING TO TOURISTS – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
Sign
Signs
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
Road sign
Signs
On I-90 in Washington State
Little Miss Muffin
Store name
Signs
Chicago IL
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