Subject: Signs (Page 24)

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

Getwell & Dunn [St. Church]

Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Swift, courteous self-service

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Curl Harbor

Buoys and Gulls.

This Month Specials – No Fuel

Get a ‘long’ little doggie!

Do not put lit candles on phone.

Download Your Worries – Get On Line with God

Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You

Hour Place

WARNING TO TOURISTS – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

Warning: May contain small parts

S C E N I C V I E W [closed]

Little Miss Muffin