Subject: Signs (Page 24)

38 Years On the Same Spot

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Eat, Drink, and Remarry.

Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday

One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar

MILF

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Quit 5t3aling 0 R Lett3r$

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

Alien Accessories

Diaper Changing Station • Just a reminder… always stay with your baby when using this table.

Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.

Meating Place

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt