Subject: Signs (Page 25)

Best Place To Take a Leak

For external use only!

UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th

Run like Anything!

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

Beauty and the Beach

Blackened Bluefish

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Soon Fatt

Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!

Not to be used as protection from a tornado

Tip-ing is not a city in China.

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE

Beauty and the Bistro

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

This camera will only work when film is inside.

Ask About Our Layaway Plan

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