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Subject:
Signs
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Best Place To Take a Leak
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Signs
On a radiator repair garage
For external use only!
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Signs
On a curling iron
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
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Signs
At a church
Run like Anything!
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Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
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Signs
Large sign outside a bar
Beauty and the Beach
Store name
Signs
Blackened Bluefish
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Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Soon Fatt
Restaurant name
Signs
Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
Don’t Give Away My Daugters’ [sic] Future!
Protest sign
Signs
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
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Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Tip-ing is not a city in China.
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Signs
At a restaurant in New York
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
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Signs
CITGO • DIESEL • SANDWICHES HERE
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Signs
Beauty and the Bistro
Store name
Signs
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.
Instructions
Signs
On a bottled drink
This camera will only work when film is inside.
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Signs
On a camera package
Ask About Our Layaway Plan
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Signs
In a funeral parlor
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Signs
On a Puma shoe box
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