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Subject:
Signs
(Page 25)
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
Bumper sticker
Signs
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
Sign
Crime
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese hotel
Frigmobile
Business name
Signs
Refrigerated transport services in Australia
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
Sign
Signs
Open packet. Eat contents.
Instructions
Signs
On a packet of peanuts.
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
Sign
Signs
In a dry cleaner's shop
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
DEAD END • NO U TURN
Sign
Signs
Adjoining road signs
Women – Slippery When Wet
Sign
Signs
Two adjacent signs on a restroom door
Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)
Billboard
Signs
On a highway near Austin TX
Ask About Our Layaway Plan
Sign
Signs
In a funeral parlor
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
Sign
Signs
On shelf of bananas
Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.
Sign
Signs
In a thrift store's toy section
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park
Our Best Is None Too Good
Sign
Signs
On a delicatessen wall
My way is the highway. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants
Sign
Signs
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Outside a building
Petal Pushers Florists
Business name
Signs
Petal Pushers Florists
Wine Not
Store name
Signs
A wine shop
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