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Subject:
Signs
(Page 25)
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
Sign
Signs
In a New York restaurant
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Get Plastered
Business name
Signs
Plastering contractor
The Garden Stool
Restaurant name
Signs
A restaurant/nightclub
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile
Sign
Signs
On menu of a Chinese restaurant
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Label
Signs
On a bar of Dial soap
The Daily Grind
Business name
Signs
A coffee house
PLEASE Clean Up After Your Dog – Children Playing
Sign
Signs
At a cemetery
You will receive a fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
No Shirts – No Shoes – Required
Sign
Signs
On shop door
Gold Country ELF STORAGE
Sign
Signs
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
Sign
Signs
[sic]
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
Sign
Signs
In England
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
Old adopted mother fillet
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
Sign
Signs
By the door of a restaurant
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers
Signs
Signs
In Japan
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
Sign
Signs
In front of funeral home
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