Subject: Signs (Page 26)

Many Happy Returns Tax Preparation

Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.

We stand behind all of our implements except the manure spreader.

Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step

Mansell handles corners better than Maradona.

Greedy Associates

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

Hair Bandits

For Old Dimes Sake

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Warning: knives are sharp!

Broken English Spoken Perfectly

1030’s Gemany [sic] all over again

If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

Garden of Eat’en

ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help

Manning Motel – Weekly Rapes Available

Archangel Fireworks Inc.

Buy Her a Diamond – Get a Free Hunting Rifle

CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT