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Subject:
Signs
(Page 26)
Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The Mug Shot
Business name
Signs
A coffee shop
Low, Ball & Lynch
Business name
Signs
Insurance in Monterey CA
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
Sign
Signs
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
Sign
Signs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
Label
Signs
On earplugs
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Pass Gas
Business name
Signs
Alongside the road
Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it
Signs
Signs
At a restaurant in the Philippines
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
Sign
Signs
At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Pizza My Heart
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain in California
Beware of Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range
Sign
Signs
Get Plastered
Business name
Signs
Plastering contractor
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
Sign
Signs
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
Sign
Signs
Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here
Sign
Signs
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