Subject: Signs (Page 26)

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship

From Here To Maternity

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Drive Carefully – We'll Wait

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

Baguetti Junction

To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired

BUY ONE, GET ONE

Cyclepath

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

Cash 22

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.

Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors

Bickers & Bickers

Tease Me, Please Me