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Subject:
Signs
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NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
Sign
Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out
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Signs
Our Motto Is To Give Our Customers the Lowest Possible Prices and Workmanship
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Signs
At a shop in Maine
From Here To Maternity
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Marriage
Signs
On a newlywed’s car
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
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Signs
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
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Signs
In front of funeral home
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Signs
Tombstone
Baguetti Junction
Business name
Signs
Bakery & restaurant in England
To All Employees: New Incentive Plan – Work or Get Fired
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Signs
BUY ONE, GET ONE
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Signs
Cyclepath
Business name
Signs
Bicycle shop in Athens Ohio
Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair
Bumper sticker
Signs
Cash 22
Business name
Signs
Pawnbrokers in England
Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors
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Signs
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
Fortune cookie
Signs
WARNING! – Alligators are present in all waters of this park. They can be dangerous. Do not feed or approach. Feeding or molesting alligators is prohibited by state law.
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Signs
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
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Signs
At a park in South Africa
Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Bickers & Bickers
Business name
Signs
A Murrysville PA husband & wife law firm
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
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