Subject: Signs (Page 26)

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

Knobs and Knockers

Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

The Mug Shot

Low, Ball & Lynch

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Pass Gas

Dinner Choices – 1. Take it 2. Leave it

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Pizza My Heart

Beware of Signs

SOCCER NOT ALLOWED – Soccer May Only Be Played in Archery Range

Get Plastered

Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

Laundry Room – Get the Real Dirt Here