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Shit down!

Signs Translations Sign by a sofa in a furniture store in Japan

Bargain Basement Upstairs

Signs In a London department store

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Signs Outside a church

Beauty and the Bistro

Signs Various U.S. bistros

BARF –Biologically Appropriate Raw Food

Signs Dog and cat food in Singapore

No Soliciting and Whoring Prostitutes

Signs In a hotel in China

Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.

Signs On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

Signs [sic] Crestwood Illinois

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Signs Outside a church

Members and Non Members Only

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

Do not eat.

Signs On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing

Artie's Restaurant and Yogurt Parlor: "An Alternative to Good Eating."

Fold Top Down. Cross Legs. Collapse.

Signs Instructions inside a portable voting booth

Divorce Court

Signs Off Easy Lane in Heather Highlands PA

Do Not Use This Urinal

Signs Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Signs On a children's Superman costume

Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures

Out Chopin

Signs On music teacher's door

Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals

Signs Outside a church

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

Signs Outside a church