Subject: Signs (Page 27)

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

Better to Press Shirt than Press Luck.

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

Sterilized Foreign Domestic Garbage

Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

Suppose you can get what you want.

Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon

It’s a Grind Coffee House

Midnight Mass and Toga Party – B.Y.O.B.J – (Bring Your Own Baby Jesus)

Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

Sliced Children with broccoli…

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Betcha Can’t Hit Me With a Quarter!

For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.

Shit down!

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

More Beer Nuts, Less Paranoid Nuts!

Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar

Husbands Should Come With Instructions