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Subject:
Signs
(Page 27)
Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah
Church sign
Signs
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
Sign
Signs
In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
Sign
Signs
Above a restroom sink
Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma
Protest sign
Signs
Euthanasia
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Order you summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a tailor's shop
Have Your Next Affair Here
Sign
Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
No Parking Anytime
Sign
Signs
On a parking meter
PMS Center
Business name
Signs
– Packing - Mailing - Shipping
We need to talk. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
We have met the enemy and it is us.
Walt Kelly
(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist
(Pogo)
People
Signs
Enemy
Pogo Earth Day poster
Us
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
Sign
Signs
Protest sign
Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet
Road sign
Signs
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
Sign
Signs
Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Taiwan cafeteria
For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened
Label
Signs
On a pill package
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
Sign
Signs
At the side of a Sussex England road
Not intended for highway use.
Label
Signs
On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
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