Subject: Signs (Page 27)

Christmas: Easier To Spell Than Hannukah

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!

CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!

Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Have Your Next Affair Here

No Parking Anytime

PMS Center

We need to talk. – God

We have met the enemy and it is us.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet

Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily.

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

Please keep chair on position and keep table cleaned after dying.

For Pain and Stomach Upset – do not use if pouch is opened

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Not intended for highway use.