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Subject:
Signs
(Page 27)
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
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Signs
[sic]
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
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Signs
Your Hole Is Our Goal
Driver Drilling Company Inc.
Signs
If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Fortune cookie
Signs
A BUSINESS WITH NO SIGN IS A SIGN OF NO BUSINESS
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Signs
At an advertising agency in the Philippines
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Resort
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Signs
Please Do Not Wash Your Feet in the Urinals and Sinks
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Signs
In a restroom
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Signs
Do not use while taking a shower.
Label
Signs
On a hairdryer
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Hire college students while they still know everything.
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Signs
Bumper sticker seen on the San Diego Freeway
Ask About Our Layaway Plan
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Signs
In a funeral parlor
Do not use intimately.
Label
Signs
On deodorant
Doggie Styles
Business Name
Signs
A hot dog stand in Silvis Illinois
Serenity Now or Insanity Later
Protest sign
Signs
Vicious Cycle
Store name
Signs
– – – > Restrooms – – – > Please Wait For Hostess to Seat You
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Signs
Two signs found atop one another in a restaurant
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?
Bumper sticker
Education
Signs
College
Before taking this medication, tell your doctor or pharmacist if you are allergic to it.
Label
Signs
In a patient drug education brochure
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