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Subject:
Signs
(Page 28)
No Smorking in Building
Sign
Signs
Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
Beware of Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Do not open this door when locked.
Sign
Signs
On a gym door
This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)
Sign
Signs
On a church door
No Loose Women
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Signs
On a shop window
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
Sign
Signs
Tombstone
Watch Your Head
Sign
Signs
On a roller coaster
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Legal Grounds Coffeehouse
Business name
Signs
Name of shop next door to law offices
Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits
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Signs
If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter
Sign on Building
Signs
Binge and Purr Cat Food
Store name
Signs
Rest Area Next Right
Sign
Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Honeymooner's Gun Shop
Business name
Signs
Gun shop in West Virginia
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
Sign
Signs
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
Label
Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
Sign
Signs
At a balcony
We are open on Labor Day.
Sign
Signs
In a maternity clothes store
Warning: product will be hot after heating.
Label
Signs
On a pudding packet
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
Sign
Crime
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese hotel
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