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Subject:
Signs
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In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way
Sign
Signs
All on one signpost
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.
Sign
Signs
Budget Burials
Store name
Signs
Super G String Cheese
Sign
Signs
5 oz pkg $1.49
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
Sign
Signs
Translations
At a park playground
We ID everyone under 130.
Sign
Signs
In a liquor store
DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
Label
Signs
A Komatsu floodlight
If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a tattoo shop
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?
Bumper sticker
Education
Signs
College
B M U P
Sign
Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Old adopted mother fillet
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Dildo
Sign
Signs
Road sign for a town on Newfoundland
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