Subject: Signs (Page 28)

No Smorking in Building

Little Goody New Shoes

Beware of Signs

Do not open this door when locked.

This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

No Loose Women

OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990

Watch Your Head

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Legal Grounds Coffeehouse

Arby’s – Wanted – Great Tits

If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter

Binge and Purr Cat Food

Rest Area Next Right

Honeymooner's Gun Shop

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

We are open on Labor Day.

Warning: product will be hot after heating.

To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.