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Subject:
Signs
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Gone Fission
Sign
Signs
On a scientist's door
The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience
Sign
Signs
Do not use me. I am possessed.
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
St. Varentines’ Day
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a shop in Japan
Mama Zuma’s Revenge
Store name
Signs
It’s about time I got out of that cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer
Sign
Signs
To expedite your visit please back in.
Sign
Signs
On a Proctologist's door
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
Sign
Signs
In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
Great Cod Almighty
Business name
Signs
A fish and chip shop
More Beer Nuts, Less Paranoid Nuts!
Protest sign
Signs
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
Lane Closed To Ease Congestion
Sign
Signs
Road warning sign
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck
Deadman Funeral Home
Business name
Signs
A funeral Home in Manchester Tennessee
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
Sign
Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Love is Blinds
Business name
Signs
Window treatment company in Missouri
Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)
Billboard
Signs
On a highway near Austin TX
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out
Sign
Signs
Outside a tattoo shop
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