Subject: Signs (Page 28)

Gone Fission

The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience

Do not use me. I am possessed.

St. Varentines’ Day

Mama Zuma’s Revenge

It’s about time I got out of that cookie.

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

To expedite your visit please back in.

Home of the Ho-Made Pies

Great Cod Almighty

More Beer Nuts, Less Paranoid Nuts!

It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.

Lane Closed To Ease Congestion

Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!

Deadman Funeral Home

Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

Love is Blinds

Nobody reads billboards…. But you just did :)

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out