Subject: Signs (Page 28)

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair

This product not tested on animals.

HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF

If You Think It’s Hot Here, Imagine Hell

Hung Far Low

We Dispense With Accuracy

TUAT Swimming Team

WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING

The Chocolate Log

Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.

Democrats Are Sexy. Who Ever Heard of Good Piece of Elephant.

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

Beware of Road Surprises

Be Aware of Invisibility

This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing