Subject: Signs (Page 28)

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Turkey City Limit
Bird Sanctuary

Enter Only – Do Not Exit – Do Not Enter – One Way

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.

Budget Burials

Super G String Cheese

Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here

We ID everyone under 130.

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark

If God is Your Co-Pilot, You Better Switch Seats

It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

Tattoos • HURT • Do Not Bitch, Whine, Ask to Stop or Pass Out

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?

B M U P

No smoothen the lion

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

The shadiest cocktail bar in Bangkok.

Old adopted mother fillet

Dildo