Subject: Signs (Page 29)

Foreign Guests are Requested Not to Pull Cock in Tub

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The Man Lock by McGard – PROTECTS YOUR MANHOLE – Against Unwanted Access – McGard Special Products Division

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Do not use intimately.

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Homophobia Is So Gay

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Open 11AM to 11PM Midnight

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Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

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Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

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If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

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This dog has a gun and refuses to take his medication

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You think it's hot here? – God

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The Hairtaker

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Ladies, the Poles Are Fitted For Your Safety – No Dancing

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Please don’t hurt the animals while teasing them

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You are going to have some new clothes.

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Premarital Sextet

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If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder

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Our fish come from the best schools.

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Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.

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Open seven days a week and weekends.

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Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death.

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Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

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