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Subject:
Signs
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Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
Name of a jewelry store
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
Sign
Signs
Above a restroom sink
Curl Harbor
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
My Dung
Restaurant name
Signs
In Rosemead CA
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten, Stabbed and Stomped • Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
Label
Signs
Liquid Plummer
You are surrounded by fortune hunters.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
On a package of dice
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
Sign
Signs
On Interstate 5 in San Diego
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc
Business name
Signs
In New York City
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Label
Signs
On a hair color kit
We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.
Sign
Signs
A notice in a restaurant
Hand Job Nails & Spa
Business name
Signs
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