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Subject:
Signs
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Turn Your Head and Coif
Store name
Signs
A hair salon
For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.
Instructions
Signs
On a Domino's sandwich box
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
Signs
Translations
In Manila Philippines
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Hair & Now
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Bacon Free Library
Sign
Signs
In Natick Massachusetts
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Dumfart
Sign
Signs
Name on a tombstone
World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
Sign
Signs
Japanese whisky advertisement
PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Caution • This building may rotate without warning
Sign
Signs
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Chain Reaction Bicycles
Store name
Signs
Numerous
It’s a Grind Coffee House
Store name
Signs
In San Diego
Caution! Contents hot!
Label
Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
Sign
Signs
At a church
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Instructions
Signs
Instructions for an espresso kettle
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