Subject: Signs (Page 29)

Turn Your Head and Coif

For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.

Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon

Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop

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Hair & Now

Bacon Free Library

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Dumfart

World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.

PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

Chain Reaction Bicycles

It’s a Grind Coffee House

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Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

Flattery will go far tonight.

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind, and won’t change the subject.

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.