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Subject:
Signs
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My Dog Can Lick Anyone
Bumper sticker
Signs
Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek
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Signs
[sic]
Crestwood Illinois
No muff too tough for us!
Sign
Signs
At a muffler shop
Yu kee Food House
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of restaurant in Singapore
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
Label
Signs
On an can of insecticide
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Fortune cookie
Signs
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
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Signs
At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
I Go Where I'm Towed
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Signs
On a car being towed by a motor home
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
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Signs
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
Sign
Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Label
Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00
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Signs
Is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read notice.
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Signs
Translations
Sign in a Tokyo hotel
It’s a Crewel World
Store name
Signs
Online British fabric store
No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby
Sign
Signs
In an apartment house
The Daily Grind
Business name
Signs
A coffee house
Look before driving.
Label
Signs
On the dashboard of a mail truck
Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.
In a restaurant
Signs
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Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
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