Subject: Signs (Page 3)

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

Village of Crestwood – English Is Our Language – No Excetions [sic] – Learn It – Mayor Chester Stranczek

No muff too tough for us!

Yu kee Food House

Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.

Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

I Go Where I'm Towed

ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

Only listen to the fortune cookie; disregard all other fortune telling units.

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

It’s a Crewel World

No baby carriages or foreign cars allowed in the lobby

The Daily Grind

Look before driving.

Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.

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