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Subject:
Signs
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Drop Your Pants Here and You Will Receive Prompt Attention
Sign
Signs
At a dry cleaners
Petal Attraction
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a Philippine floral shop
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Premarital Sextet
Business name
Signs
Band name
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Label
Signs
On a a hammer
Your Gardening Angel
Sign
Signs
At a garden shop
And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be…?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
Meating Place
Store name
Signs
A butcher shop
Do not eat if seal is missing.
Label
Signs
On seal
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
Sign
Signs
At a beach
Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign in India
Signs
CELEBRATE CANADA DAY • Wax Your Beaver • Bikini Wax $20
Sign
Signs
Hard thew to the groud, only. – Can not eat. – Cool place, keep away from the fire.
Translation
Signs
Translations
From a toy package in Taiwan
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
Street Terminates 00 Feet
Sign
Signs
On a cul-de-sac in Minnesota
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
Sign
Signs
On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
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