Subject: Signs (Page 30)

In the dark? Follow the Son.

Sleep with someone you know.

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14 6 pm

Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

Home of the Ho-Made Pies

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!

Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th

Caution: Tree in Centre of Road

Time Wounds All Heels

Be Aware of Invisibility

Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!

Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.

Do not look into laser with remaining eye.