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Subject:
Signs
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Bullshifters
Store name
Signs
A bicycling club
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
The Raper Law Firm
Business name
Signs
Fayetteville NC
Take care to fall into water
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Watch Your Step” sign in China
Rook Takes Pawnshop
Store name
Signs
Oklahoma City
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
Instructions
Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
Phâut Phuc Noodle Bar
Restaurant name
Signs
In London
Beauty and the Bistro
Store name
Signs
Know Knew Books
Business name
Signs
A used book store in Palo Alto CA
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
Church sign
Signs
In Montpelier VT
Buoys and Gulls.
Sign
Signs
Nautical themed restrooms
Cyclepath
Business name
Signs
Bicycle shop in Athens Ohio
Seafood brought in by customers will not be entertained.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A restaurant sign in Malaysia
If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.
Sign
Signs
In a store
NO DANCING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Sign
Signs
Body Parts Storage Box With Lid – Size: H9” x L10” x W17”
Sign
Signs
At Disneyland
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
This item does not rust.
Label
Signs
On a plastic plate
Out Chopin
Sign
Signs
On music teacher's door
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