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Subject:
Signs
(Page 30)
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14 6 pm
Signs
At a church
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
Sign
Signs
At a church
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Bumper sticker
Signs
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
Sign
Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
Sign
Signs
In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!
Sign
Signs
In a Tacoma WA men's clothing store
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
Sign
Signs
Caution: Tree in Centre of Road
Road sign
Signs
Time Wounds All Heels
Sign
Signs
In a podiatrist's window
Be Aware of Invisibility
Translation
Signs
Translations
A road sign
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
Sign
Signs
Last line added underneath
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
Sign
Signs
Wapiti Lodge – Last Motel for 150 Feet
Road sign
Signs
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
Sign
Signs
Protest sign
Go modern! Go gas! Go BOOM!
Sign
Signs
At an electrical appliance store in Spokane WA
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
Sign
Signs
Large banner outside a building
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Label
Signs
On a laser pointer
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