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Do not drive cars in ocean.

Signs Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean

Do not eat toner.

Signs Toner cartridge for a laser printer

Rugsuckers

Signs Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis

Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots

Signs Translations ? Food packaging

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge

Signs On an overhanging sign near an overpass

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

Signs On a copy machine

Slow Parking Ahead

Signs In King's Canyon in California

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Signs On a Swann frozen dinner

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

Signs Alongside a road

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Signs At a church

Nuts Landing

Signs In California

Feman

Signs Translations Sign over a women’s restroom

After opening, keep upright.

Signs On a bottle of milk

HELP WANTED – All Shifts – We Pay More Then the NYPD

Signs At an Exxon station

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Signs Infant's bathtub

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Dog Walk
No Pets Allowed

Signs Two adjoining signs at a rest stop in Georgia

Forget about World Peace… Visualize using your turn signal.

Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

Signs On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"