Subject: Signs (Page 31)

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Slow Parking Ahead

No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees

Raiders of the Lost Art

The Best Little Hair House Salon • CRUNCHY FEET? SPA PEDICURES BY GLENDA 437-….

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

This biscuit tastes good.

Get A Brain! Morans

Your Gardening Angel

No Pets Allowed • All Pets Must Be on Leash

Try Our Curry – You’ll Never Get Better

NO backpacks, large purses – we reserve the right to feel your bag up

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

God’s Last Name Isn’t “Damn”!

Some assembly required.

Please leave a pet outside.