Subject: Signs (Page 31)

No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism

Congress Should Do Stuff

He who laughs last is laughing at you.

Not Dishwasher Safe

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes.

DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE

For external use only!

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69

Mane Attraction

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Do not use near fire or flame.

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes

You Bed Your Life

Used Beer Department

Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up

Wash your hands – Without flu pain.

WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING