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Subject:
Signs
(Page 31)
God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use
Sign
Signs
Over a hole in a restroom wall
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Reid and Wright
Business name
Signs
Antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright)
1030’s Gemany [sic] all over again
Protest sign
Signs
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Wok N Roll
Business name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in England
Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
U.K. Suck Cess
Business name
Signs
Septic tank firm in South East London
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
Bumper sticker
Signs
C’mon over and bring the kids. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
Sign
Signs
Hair Bandits
Business name
Signs
A hairstylist
Carspa – Best hand job
Translation
Signs
Translations
A carwash in the Philippines
We make mouse calls.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
Label
Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.
Outside a train station in Mumbai India
Signs
In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.
Sign
Signs
Garden of Eat’n
Business name
Signs
Numerous restaurants
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