Subject: Signs (Page 31)

God Expects Spiritual Fruit Not Religious Nuts

Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use

That wasn’t chicken.

Reid and Wright

1030’s Gemany [sic] all over again

Do not put lit candles on phone.

Wok N Roll

Jesus Will Love the Hell Out of You

U.K. Suck Cess

Do not apply directly to the brain.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

C’mon over and bring the kids. – God

World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!

Hair Bandits

Carspa – Best hand job

We make mouse calls.

Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.

Stagger's

AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

Garden of Eat’n