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Subject:
Signs
(Page 31)
How To Repair Your VCR
Sign
Signs
The title of a how-to video tape
Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!
Protest sign
Signs
AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.
Outside a train station in Mumbai India
Signs
This Rally Was On My Bucket List.
Protest sign
Signs
DEAD END • NO U TURN
Sign
Signs
Adjoining road signs
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms
Sign
Signs
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Label
Signs
On a children's Superman costume
One prick can ruin your life.
Sign
Signs
A hospital sign warning of needle sticks
Cash 22
Business name
Signs
Pawnbrokers in England
Do not put lit candles on phone.
Label
Signs
On the instructions for a cordless phone
Curtains for You
Sign
Signs
Name of an English store
Crummy Plumbing Company
Business name
Signs
In Ocean Shores Washington
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
Weiner & Cox
Business name
Signs
Southfield MI
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
Sign
Signs
At a park
Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation
Store name
Signs
7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.
Label
Signs
It’s a Grind Coffee House
Store name
Signs
In San Diego
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
On a package of dice
The Dress Barn
Business name
Signs
DO NOT READ Under Penalty of Law
Sign
Signs
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