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Subject:
Signs
(Page 31)
No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism
Protest sign
Signs
Congress Should Do Stuff
Protest sign
Signs
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Not Dishwasher Safe
Label
Signs
On a RCA television remote control
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Woman's Rule of Thumb
Murphy’s Laws
Signs
Written in a woman’s restroom
Excessive dust may be irritating to
shin
and eyes.
Label
Signs
On a tube of agarose powder – used to make gels
DEAD PEOPLES THINGS FOR SALE
Sign
Signs
For external use only!
Label
Signs
On a curling iron
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Special Value REFRIED SUGAR – 4 lb. bag, $1.69
Sign
Signs
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Politics
Signs
Why Didn’t Noah Swat the Two Mosquitoes
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You Bed Your Life
Store name
Signs
A bedding store
Used Beer Department
Sign
Signs
Over a restaurant restroom
Welcome to 99¢ Plaza – Everything 99¢ or Less & Up
Sign
Signs
Be Careful of Crashing Head
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park in China
Wash your hands – Without flu pain.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING
Sign
Signs
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