Subject: Signs (Page 31)

How To Repair Your VCR

Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!

AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.

DEAD END • NO U TURN

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

One prick can ruin your life.

Cash 22

Do not put lit candles on phone.

Curtains for You

Crummy Plumbing Company

Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

Weiner & Cox

OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.

It’s a Grind Coffee House

Not for human consumption.

The Dress Barn

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