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Subject:
Signs
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“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
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Signs
At a motel
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Nacho Fast
Store name
Signs
Nachos-to-go shop
#1 Threat to America: Gay Mexican Muslim Bears
Protest sign
Signs
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
Label
Signs
Translations
On a jacket tag
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
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Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
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Signs
In a New York restaurant
FREE ROOM With Every $59 Breakfast
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Signs
At a motel
OFF LIMITS to Crack Heads and Thieves
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Signs
At a park
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
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Signs
Label on gloves
Passers By
Store name
Signs
A Convenience store in the Philippines
Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China
Signs
Signs
Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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Signs
At a church
Do not put in mouth.
Label
Signs
Box of bottle rockets
Sign Not In Use
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Signs
Road sign
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
Sign
Signs
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Come In and Let Us Prepare You For Your Finals
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
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Signs
At a park in South Africa
Irregular Corn Dogs – 6 lb. pkg. $4.88 ea.
Label
Signs
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