Subject: Signs (Page 32)

Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey

Serenity Now or Insanity Later

Warning: May contain small parts

Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

Hand Job Nails & Spa

Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed

Sew Inclined

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

You Best Vet

TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…

Been burglarized? Get alarmed!

Remember Descent the Highest Form of Patriotic [sic]

Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!

Don’t forget you are always on our minds.

Do Me a Flavor

Do not use while taking a shower.