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Subject:
Signs
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Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Serenity Now or Insanity Later
Protest sign
Signs
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
Sign
Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Hand Job Nails & Spa
Business name
Signs
Second Hand Cars in First Crash Condition
Sign
Signs
At a used car lot
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
Sign
Signs
Sew Inclined
Store name
Signs
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
Sign
Signs
Translations
Posted on a sidewalk tree
Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!
Sign
Signs
On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
Sign
Signs
Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance
Sign
Signs
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
Sign
Signs
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
Sign
Signs
At a home security business
Remember Descent the Highest Form of Patriotic [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Don’t forget you are always on our minds.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do Me a Flavor
Business Name
Signs
Various ice cream shops in New Jersey
Do not use while taking a shower.
Label
Signs
On a hairdryer
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