Subject: Signs (Page 33)

Hair & Their

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

Be Polite

The Daily Grind Coffee Shop

Tanya Wytebitz

Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT

Happy Crack

We Dispense With Accuracy

Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.

Do not drive cars in ocean.

I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!

Wash Upon A Star

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

Do not eat if seal is missing.

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

Lunch now being poured.

Warning: May contain traces of nuts

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.