Subject: Signs (Page 33)

Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only

You Best Vet

The Vigilante Law Firm

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!

Atheists For Masturbation

We go out on a limb for you.

No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.

Norman D Landing

Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.

Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers

DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

Re-Elect Nobody