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Subject:
Signs
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Customers Should Use Push Buttons to Open Automatic Doors
Sign
Signs
On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened
Sign
Signs
Historical marker
Parking For Drive-Thru Service Only
Sign
Signs
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
Sign
Signs
Outside a school
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
Sign
Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly
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Signs
The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.
Sign
Signs
In a Michigan restaurant
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Bumper sticker
Signs
CANDY 95… We're number one among those who say we're their favorite radio station!
Sign
Signs
KNDE 95.1 FM College Station Texas
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
We go out on a limb for you.
Sign
Signs
At a tree surgeon’s truck
No Unauthorized Trespassing After Nine P.M.
Sign
Signs
On the Franklin Massachusetts town common
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Talkabout 2-Way Radio – Must buy 2 to be effective.
Label
Signs
On a Walkie Talkie
Automatically Turns Lights On and Off at Dusk
Label
Signs
On a timer which causes the lights to flash once a day
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Shitto Hotly-spiced Peppers
Signs
Signs
In Japan
DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out
Sign
Signs
Re-Elect Nobody
Bumper sticker
Signs
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