Subject: Signs (Page 33)

Please Go Away!

Shit down!

WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Closed for the holidays.

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day

Wine Not

Tanya Wytebitz

Butt Drugs

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

Dead End – Employee Parking

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

BUY ONE, GET ONE

International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use

We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.

I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.

The Frost Free Library

Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.