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Subject:
Signs
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Hair & Their
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
Sign
Signs
There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Be Polite
Sign
Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
The Daily Grind Coffee Shop
Business name
Signs
Various locations in the U.S.
Tanya Wytebitz
Business name
Signs
A tanning shop in England
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
Sign
Signs
Happy Crack
A restaurant name
Signs
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
Do not drive cars in ocean.
Label
Signs
Small print from car commercial which shows a car in the ocean
I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!
Protest sign
Signs
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not eat if seal is missing.
Label
Signs
On seal
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
NOTICE: AFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!
Sign
Signs
At an Applebee's restaurant
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Label
Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
Lunch now being poured.
Sign
Signs
At a bar
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign
Signs
In a non–smoking area
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