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Subject:
Signs
(Page 33)
Please Go Away!
Sign
Signs
In window of a travel agency
Shit down!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign by a sofa in a furniture store in Japan
WARNING – Feed A Pigeon – Lose a Finger
Sign
Signs
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Label
Autos
Signs
In a car manual
Closed for the holidays.
Sign
Signs
At a Catholic Church during Christmas
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
Sign
Signs
At a church
Kids Shot for $15 – Bookings Required for Mothers Day
Sign
Signs
At a photography shop
Wine Not
Store name
Signs
A wine shop
Tanya Wytebitz
Business name
Signs
A tanning shop in England
Butt Drugs
Business name
Signs
A pharmacy in Corydon Indiana
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
Sign
Signs
Dead End – Employee Parking
Sign
Signs
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
BUY ONE, GET ONE
Sign
Signs
International Yacht Varnish – Not suitable for marine use
Label
Signs
We make money the old-fashioned way. We kill for it.
Sign
Signs
At an exterminator’s office
I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing
Protest sign
Signs
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
Sign
Signs
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
Fortune cookie
Signs
The Frost Free Library
Sign
Signs
In New Hampshire
Now you can borrow enough money to get completely out of debt.
Sign
Signs
In a loan company window
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