Subject: Signs (Page 34)

Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.

Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back

Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

Moderates Like it Both Ways

Caution! Contents hot!

Legal Grounds Coffeehouse

Do not use me. I am possessed.

Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond

SOFA SO GOOD

Glass – Do Not Hump


Direction #1: Remove plastic.

We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic

Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…

Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

Yelling Dental Clinic

Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen