Subject: Signs (Page 34)

Pool Sharks

Now Available In Multi-Packs

Rising Loafer

For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.

Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.

That wasn’t chicken.

PMS Center

No Parking Above This Sign

Board to Death

Do Not Hump This Car

General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma

Christine O’Donnell Turned Me Into a Newt

W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

Why Don't You Just Go Away!

Garbage Only – No Trash

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

I. M. Wong

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

Do not iron clothes on body.

Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.