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Subject:
Signs
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Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
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Signs
On a chainsaw
Never forget a friend… especially if he owes you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Please note that carrying a massive rucksack is ill advised as it has a tendency to hit people and for you to be subsequently hit back
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Signs
On a subway car
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
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Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
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Signs
At a church
Moderates Like it Both Ways
Protest sign
Signs
Caution! Contents hot!
Label
Signs
On a Domino's Pizza box
Legal Grounds Coffeehouse
Business name
Signs
Name of shop next door to law offices
Do not use me. I am possessed.
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
Please Don’t Throw any Odds and Ends Into the Pond
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a sink in the China
SOFA SO GOOD
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Signs
Name of a furniture store
Glass – Do Not Hump
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Signs
On a store display case
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Label
Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
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Signs
No Motorized Vehicles – No Bikes – No Camping • Caution Heavy Traffic
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Signs
Adjoining signs
Advent Lutheran Church – Clown Led Worship, Aug. 13…
Sign
Signs
At a church
Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd
Business name
Signs
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
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Signs
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
Yelling Dental Clinic
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Signs
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
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Signs
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