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Signs
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Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…
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Signs
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
Another Load of Politicians Promises
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Signs
On a septic service truck
Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
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Signs
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
Fortune cookie
Signs
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
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Signs
Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.
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Signs
In a thrift store's toy section
People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!
Protest sign
Signs
Pull Out & SAVE up to $600
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Signs
A BabiesRUs coupon
Do not eat.
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Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Weiner & Cox
Business name
Signs
Southfield MI
Watts you see is watts you get.
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Signs
At an electric company
Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity
Church sign
Signs
At a church
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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Signs
On a plumber's truck
MacDonuts
Store name
Signs
Donut shop in the Philippines
Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years
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Signs
At a church
Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!
Protest sign
Signs
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
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Signs
At a fitness center
Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity
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Signs
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Do not use house paint on face.
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Signs
From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
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Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
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