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Subject:
Signs
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Pool Sharks
Business name
Signs
Many swimming pool stores
Now Available In Multi-Packs
Sign
Signs
On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
Rising Loafer
Store name
Signs
Bakery shops
For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.
Sign
Signs
At a San Diego California department store
Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a wristwatch
That wasn’t chicken.
Fortune cookie
Signs
PMS Center
Business name
Signs
– Packing - Mailing - Shipping
No Parking Above This Sign
Sign
Signs
Board to Death
Store name
Signs
Board & Video Games
Do Not Hump This Car
Sign
Signs
On the back of a caboose
General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer
Sign
Signs
Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma
Protest sign
Signs
Euthanasia
Christine O’Donnell Turned Me Into a Newt
Protest sign
Signs
Christine O’Donnell
Witchcraft
W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.
Sign
Signs
At Saldanha Bay South Africa
Why Don't You Just Go Away!
Sign
Signs
Outside a travel agency
Garbage Only – No Trash
Sign
Signs
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
Sign
Signs
I. M. Wong
Business name
Signs
Tax accountant n San Francisco
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
Sign
Signs
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Do not iron clothes on body.
Label
Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
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