Subject: Signs (Page 34)

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Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Another Load of Politicians Promises

Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”

Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.

TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…

Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.

People Who Use Hyperbole Should Be Shot!

Pull Out & SAVE up to $600

Do not eat.

Weiner & Cox

Watts you see is watts you get.

Most People Want To Serve God, But Only In An Advisory Capacity

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

MacDonuts

Under Same Management For Over 2000 Years

Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!

Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.

Please only fill Condoms to 1/3 capacity

Do not use house paint on face.

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.