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Subject:
Signs
(Page 35)
PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in England
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Jock's Trap Lounge
Business name
Signs
Bar & restaurant in Detroit
Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story
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Signs
Outside a church
THIS IS NOT A BIN
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Signs
On a bin
The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.
Label
Signs
On an Espresso Kettle
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
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Signs
Crap – .79/lb.
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Signs
In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!
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Signs
Get Stuffed
Business name
Signs
A taxidermist’s shop in London
Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar
Business name
Signs
Bar/ & liquor store
Don’t Use Chopsticks When Body Piercing
Signs
It appears to be at an Oriental restaurant buffet
Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing
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Signs
At a drug store
Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!
Protest sign
Signs
I Want It All and I Want It Delivered
Bumper sticker
Signs
I brake for no apparent reason.
Bumper sticker
Signs
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!
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Signs
A billboard in Africa
No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals
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Signs
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