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Subject:
Signs
(Page 35)
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Bacon Free Library
Sign
Signs
In Natick Massachusetts
Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you
Label
Signs
Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists
Rush Rush Delay
Business name
Signs
Attorneys in Fort Smith AR
Pedestrian under construction
Translation
Signs
Translations
A construction sign
Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!
Protest sign
Signs
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
Sign
Signs
Signs Are Not Permitted in Viva Cuba Garden
Sign
Signs
A sign in the Garden
In Missouri
There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
Fortune cookie
Signs
God Saw What You Did
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Chewy Balls
Restaurant name
Signs
U.K. Suck Cess
Business name
Signs
Septic tank firm in South East London
Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion
Sign
Signs
Reid and Wright
Business name
Signs
Antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright)
DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out
Sign
Signs
Flattery will go far tonight.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage
Label
Signs
On a Taiwanese shampoo
Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.
Sign
Signs
At a hospital
Not for human consumption.
Label
Signs
On a package of dice
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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