Subject: Signs (Page 35)

Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?

Bacon Free Library

Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

Rush Rush Delay

Pedestrian under construction

Obama Get You Hand Out of My Pocket! I Can Stimulate Myself!

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

There is no mistake so great as that of being always right. 

God Saw What You Did

Chewy Balls

U.K. Suck Cess

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. – God

SHOPLIFTERS – Will Be Dealt With in a Medieval Fashion

Reid and Wright

DANGER! – Water Contains High Levels of Hydrogen – Keep Out

Flattery will go far tonight.

Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage

Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

Not for human consumption.

In the dark? Follow the Son.