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Subject:
Signs
(Page 35)
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
Sign
Signs
Tombstone
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Bank of Barock [sic] U.S. Going Baroke
Protest sign
Signs
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
Sign
Signs
Of surrounding trees
Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!
Protest sign
Signs
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Open 7 Days a Week and Weekends
Sign
Signs
In a Maine restaurant
Out of Date Medicine – $1.00
Sign
Signs
Over a display of medicines including contraceptives
Mental Health Prevention Center
Sign
Signs
At a medical building
Dumbwoman’s Lane
Sign
Signs
Road sign in England
Sunday: The King Who Comes On A Donkey
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
Sign
Signs
At a funeral home
Fried Liver Wash
Sign
Signs
Road sign
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
Sign
Signs
You will receive a fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Young at Heart – Slightly Older in Other Places
Bumper sticker
Signs
Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
Sign
Signs
Adjacent signs on store door
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!
Protest sign
Signs
If You Hit This Sign, You Will Hit That Bridge
Sign
Signs
Hanging over road before an underpass
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