Subject: Signs (Page 35)

PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS. YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Jock's Trap Lounge

Thou Shall Turn Off Thy Cellphone

Today’s Sermon: The Dangers of Gossip – Today’s Hymn: I Love To Tell the Story

THIS IS NOT A BIN

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

Crap – .79/lb.

BOB’S grill • EAT AND GET THE HELL OUT!

Get Stuffed

Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar

Don’t Use Chopsticks When Body Piercing

Ear Piercing – Pregnancy Testing

Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!

I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

I brake for no apparent reason.

If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

Get Circumcised & Reap the Benefits!

No Animals Allowed on Beaches – Domestic or Wild – $50 Fine Domestic Animals – $100 Fine Wild Animals