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Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Church sign

Signs Outside a church

Damn! I love Indonesia

Signs

Signs A store in Indonesia

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

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Signs NM On A ski lift in Taos

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

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Signs At a church

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

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Signs On opposite sides of a drink cooler in a grocery store

Fragile. Do not drop.

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Signs Posted on a Boeing 757

Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants

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Signs ? Outside a building

Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

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Signs At a church

The Sole Provider

Business name

Signs A shoe repair store A shoe store

Happy Your Pocket!

Translation

Signs Translations A sign advertising a restaurant in Japan

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

Business name

Signs Along a road Referring to Christmas Michigan

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

Bumper sticker

Signs

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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Signs In a non–smoking area

PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

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Signs At a zoo

I ♡ Teabagging

Protest sign

Signs

Weddiang

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Signs Translations Large wedding banner in China

Push, Push, Push.

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Signs On maternity room door

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Instructions

Signs In a car manual

EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.

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Signs On a package of AA batteries

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Subject: Signs (Page 35)

Who Ever Stole Our Mower – God Will Get You

Damn! I love Indonesia

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Great New Taste!" and "Same Great Taste!

Fragile. Do not drop.

Daily 24 – Weekly 79 – Dogs + Turtles Welcome – No Dopers or Miscreants

Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

The Sole Provider

Happy Your Pocket!

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

I ♡ Teabagging

Weddiang

Push, Push, Push.

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

EXPLAIN: Do not change the batter [sic] that hasn't been used up or throw it into fire. – Do not use it with common (carbolic) batter. – According to the use way of equipments to install batter. – Do not decompose the batter.