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Subject:
Signs
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Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
Sign
Signs
Sign on a business’s door
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
Label
Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
Katie's Crotch Rd.
Street Sign
Signs
New Portland Maine
You Dump It… We Pump It
Sign
Signs
On a septic truck in Pennsylvania
I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
Sign
Signs
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
Sign
Signs
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
Product Will Be Hot After Heating!
Label
Signs
On a container of bread pudding
You think it's hot
here?
– God
Church sign
Signs
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Label
Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use
Sign
Signs
Over a hole in a restroom wall
Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only
Sign
Signs
The Frost Free Library
Sign
Signs
In New Hampshire
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.
Label
Signs
On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy
Super G String Cheese
Sign
Signs
5 oz pkg $1.49
Hog Town Cafe
Store name
Signs
Cozumel Mexico
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Label
Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.
Sign
Signs
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