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Signs
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Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed
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Signs
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!
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Signs
At a funeral home
Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him
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Signs
Outside a church
Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]
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Signs
At a hardware store in Oregon
Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves
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Signs
In a Pennsylvania cemetery
Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!
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Signs
Above door of a store
Be Aware of Invisibility
Translation
Signs
Translations
A road sign
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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Signs
Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
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Signs
It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Perdue chicken ad in Mexico
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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Signs
Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…
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Signs
[sic]
If you require room service, please open door and shout, "Room service!”
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Signs
Sign in an Egyptian hotel
SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.
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Signs
At the side of a Sussex England road
Tank Heaven For Little Grills
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Signs
At a propane filling station
How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Signs
Translations
Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles
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Signs
Do not turn upside down.
Instuctions
Signs
Instructions on the bottom of a grocery store pizza
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