Subject: Signs (Page 36)

Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!

That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing… I meant it. – God

Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…

Katie's Crotch Rd.

You Dump It… We Pump It

I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club

Closer, Easier

Product Will Be Hot After Heating!

You think it's hot here? – God

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use

Low-Emitting/ Fuel Efficient Vehicles Only

The Frost Free Library

Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

Super G String Cheese

Hog Town Cafe

Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

Warning – This Machine Takes Your Money and Gives You Nothing in return.
and posted underneath
Just like my ex.