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Subject:
Signs
(Page 36)
QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.
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Signs
“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”
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Signs
At a University Student center’s Bathrooms
Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!
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Signs
At a store in Florida
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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Signs
At a church
Mental Health Prevention Center
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Signs
In a New York medical building
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
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Signs
On a front door
You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
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Signs
Watts you see is watts you get.
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Signs
At an electric company
Tip-ing is not a city in China.
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Signs
At a restaurant in New York
Fulton County Disaster Coordinator
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Signs
On a government issue car
Crapo Appliance Service
Business name
Signs
In Redmond WA
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
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Signs
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
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Signs
At a NASCAR event
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
Label
Signs
On a parka
Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.
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Signs
On a house painter’s truck
Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure
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Signs
Of surrounding trees
Come in and have a fit.
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Signs
At a shoe store
Buster Cherry’s Orchard
Store name
Signs
CD title and group name
Warning: contains nuts
Label
Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
We Haul American Made Products
Sign
Signs
Bill's Septic Cleaning
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