Subject: Signs (Page 36)

Pool and Deck Closed Dusk to Dawn – Violators Will Be Trespassed

Remove plastic before eating.

When business is good, we can't brag. When business is bad, we can't complain!

Honk If You Love Jesus, Text While Driving If You Want to Meet Him

Today's Special. [Below it says: So's tomorrow]

Persons Are Prohibited From Picking Flowers From Any But Their Own Graves

Special Deal – Buy 3 For the Price of 3!

Be Aware of Invisibility

Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.

Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Hungary-Man Dinners – Selected Varieties…

SLOW CATTLE CROSSING. NO OVERTAKING FOR THE NEXT 100 YRS.

Tank Heaven For Little Grills

How Do We Make Holy Water? We Boil the Hell Out of It!

I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!

Beyond This Point You May Encounter Nude Sunbathers Eating Waffles

Do not turn upside down.