Subject: Signs (Page 36)

You're too good for him.

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New Fecal Matter Cakes

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Caution – Be Careful Seating • Management is Not Responsible for Failure to Seat Yourself Properly

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ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

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Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

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DANGER – Explosive Dog Training in Progress – Keep Out

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We Will Oil Your Sewing Machine and Adjust Tension In Your Home For $1

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Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company

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Beware Walking Dead

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You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

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Death to all fanatics!

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To expedite your visit, please back in.

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Board to Death

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BUS STOP – Buses Excepted

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Thank You For Taking All the Eating Utensils Home To Wash Them. You Can Bring Them Back Now.

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Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back!

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Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

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Dirty Dog’s Done Dirt Cheap

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On the whole, I am rather gruntled

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Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

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For a limited time only.

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