Subject: Signs (Page 36)

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

“If you see four feet instead of two under the bathroom door, please notify it immediately to the University Police.”

Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

These rows reserved for parents with children.

Mental Health Prevention Center

Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

You will attend a party where strange customs prevail.

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

Watts you see is watts you get.

Tip-ing is not a city in China.

Fulton County Disaster Coordinator

Crapo Appliance Service

Not a Through Street – No U-Turn

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%

Love Thy Neighbour! Paint Thy House.

Park At Your Own Risk Due To Possible Limb Failure

Come in and have a fit.

Buster Cherry’s Orchard

Warning: contains nuts

We Haul American Made Products