Subject: Signs (Page 37)

Big bang theory… you’ve got to be kidding. – God

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

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Always drive on roads. Not on people.

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We Will No Longer Accept Money Out of Undergarments

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CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

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Garden of Eat’n

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Please! No walking allowed without membership card.

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Parking for Bargain World & Dunkin’ Donuts Customers Only – All Others Will Be Toad [sic]

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Please put the toys back when you are threw with them.

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Vinyl Resting Place

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This product must be cooked before eating.

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My way is the highway. – God

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If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There

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Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage

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Counter Fitters

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NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

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Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

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The following behaviors are perhibited.
Do not be naked and other unbehaviors.
Do not litter the trash around.
Cars and bikes are not allowed to enter this area without permission.
Do not bring dangerous stuff.
Do not follow the instruction on using these facility.

Signs Translations

Get a Little John – The Traveling Urinal – Holds 2–1/2 Bottles of Beer

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CAR WASH – No Muddy Vehicles

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