Subject: Signs (Page 37)

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

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This is the back door. The front door is around the back.

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Jesus Died For “My Space” in Heaven

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Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures

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Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

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The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

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Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome

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There Are Some Questions That Can’t Be Answered By Google

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Use repeatedly for severe damage.

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I Don’t Know Why Some People Changes Churches. What Difference Does It Make Which One You Stay Home From?

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No Children Allowed

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Visitors: HUSBANDS ONLY. ONE PER BED.

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The Library Is Now Selling Free Coffee for $1

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With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

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I Want It All and I Want It Delivered

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You can always find happiness at work on Friday.

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Just a shade better.

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Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

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Glory Hole Park

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Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

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Open packet. Eat contents.

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