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Subject:
Signs
(Page 37)
Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.
Sign
Signs
Auto Repair Service Station
Closer, Easier
Translation
Signs
Above a urinal in China
Safe for carpets, too!
Label
Signs
On Woolite® carpet cleaner
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
Label
Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
Sign
Signs
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Bank of Barock [sic] U.S. Going Baroke
Protest sign
Signs
Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
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Signs
Sign on a business’s door
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!
Protest sign
Signs
There are squirrels in the basement. Keep door Locked and Closed. If you let them into the house they will eat your face as you sleep. Management
Sign
Signs
Hand-written sign in an apartment house
Blackened Bluefish
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
The Dress Barn
Business name
Signs
This Shirt Glows When My Swag Is On
On a t-shirt
Signs
Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
Sign
Signs
On a storage building in Berkeley CA
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Do Not Turn Upside Down
Label
Signs
On bottom of a box of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!
Translation
Signs
Translations
In China
Reid and Wright
Business name
Signs
Antiquarian book center (formed by Rodger Reid and Marsha Wright)
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