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Subject:
Signs
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I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus
Protest sign
Signs
HIGH PRICES!!
Sign
Signs
A sign at a gas station called 'El Cheapo'
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Bumper sticker
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No Trespassing Without Permission
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Signs
On the grounds of public school
Do Not Use This Urinal
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Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth
Protest sign
Signs
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.
Label
Signs
Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
Save Energy – How Would YOU Like It If Someone Turned You On and Then Left?
Sign
Signs
An energy conservation sign
Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You
Sign
Signs
At a church
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
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Signs
In a restaurant window
The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
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Outside a church
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
Label
Signs
On a laser pointer
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
Sign
Signs
At a University Center
Hand Job Nails & Spa
Business name
Signs
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
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Signs
Translations
Over a German salad bar
Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
Back By Monday
Business name
Signs
United Kingdom entertainment consultants
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