Subject: Signs (Page 37)

Try us once – you'll never go anywhere else again.

Closer, Easier

Safe for carpets, too!

We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.

No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

Bank of Barock [sic] U.S. Going Baroke

Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!

All daddy wanted was a blow job.

The Zoo has an African Lion and the White House has a Lyin’ African!

Blackened Bluefish

The Dress Barn

This Shirt Glows When My Swag Is On

Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Do Not Turn Upside Down

Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step

The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome

When you are getting off with your lover – Pay attention to your bag!

Reid and Wright