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Subject:
Signs
(Page 38)
Hello. Can We Pick Your Nose?
Sign
Signs
On the door of a plastic surgeon's office
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
Label
Signs
Translations
On a jacket tag
38 Years On the Same Spot
Sign
Signs
At a New Mexico dry cleaners
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
Sign
Signs
Outside a disco
Because of your melodic nature, the moonlight never misses an appointment.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Pickens Nose Trail
Sign
Signs
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
Sign
Signs
HUNG LONG • Video Rental…
Store name
Signs
For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.
Sign
Signs
At a convalescent home
HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF
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Signs
At a farm
Back By Monday
Business name
Signs
United Kingdom entertainment consultants
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
Sign
Signs
At a massage parlor
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
Sign
Signs
On a telephone pole
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
Callahan Tunnel/No End
Sign
Signs
In downtown Boston
Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas
Sign
Signs
Paneless Cleaning
Business name
Signs
Window washing company
Hung Phat Restaurant
Store name
Signs
Hung Phat Restaurant
Being able to spend the time that you may relax is a true famous store.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A store sign
Get A Brain! Morans
Sign
Signs
Man carrying a protest sign
Dye Now!
Sign
Signs
In a beauty shop
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