Subject: Signs (Page 38)

I’m okay with the Mosque… but Wal-Mart really Scares Me

Valued Squirrel

Buy & Large

A tub and a rub will change your day.

Chiappetti Lamb & Veal Corporation

Warning – You Are About To Discharge Into Vehicular Traffic

Do not use for a baby wipe.

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

Don’t Waste Wastes

Java the Hut

Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way

Watch Blow Out

Not for weight control.

Half Fast Subs

Now Available In Multi-Packs

A A All-Vac-O-Matic Central Suction Systems

FROZEN DESSERTS – Just Add Meat!…

The Best Vitamin For a Christian Is B1

Do not open here.

Hire college students while they still know everything.

Ignite lighter away from face.