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Little Hope

Signs Cemetery in Kentucky

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Signs Auto-Shade Windshield Visor

Hair-O-Dynemix

Signs A London Hairdressers

Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

Signs On a a hammer

Battery may explore or leak.

Signs On a battery

WARNING – PIT BULL WITH AIDS – NO TRESPASSING

Please turn off the lights when not using them. Thanks a watt

Signs At a hotel

Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use

This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk

Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

Signs On a front door

For Twitter Use Only! No Internet Browsing.

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

Signs On a copy machine

Helicopter Landing Zone – Parking At Own Risk

Warning – Please Look Under Your Vehicle for Penguins

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

Signs On a prescription label

Democrats Are Sexy. Who Ever Heard of Good Piece of Elephant.

Government Politicians Signs

Homescholers for Perry