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Subject:
Signs
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We Will Oil Your Sewing Machine and Adjust Tension In Your Home For $1
Sign
Signs
In a repair shop
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
Beauty and the Bistro
Business name
Signs
Various U.S. bistros
Kleenex Cottonelle Double Roll – Look for In-Store Demos on Feb 28th
Sign
Signs
Hemlock Whippy Dip Ice Cream
Business name
Signs
The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
Hungry Mother State Park
Sign
Signs
In Virginia
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Sign
Signs
At a church
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Speed Limit 15¾
Road sign
Signs
Great Food (50,000 flies can't be wrong).
Sign
Signs
On a restaurant window
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
Sign
Signs
From a menu
You have just enjoyed a delicious meal.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it.
Label
Signs
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
Instructions
Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
Lee King
Business name
Signs
A plumber in England
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
Sign
Signs
A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
DEAD END
Sign
Signs
On road at a cemetery
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