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Subject:
Signs
(Page 39)
Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas
Business name
Signs
Along a road
Referring to Christmas Michigan
Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland
Sign
Signs
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.
Sign
Signs
In a cafeteria
B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
Sign
Signs
Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA
Sign
Signs
In the middle of a field containing no water at a national park
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
Sign
Signs
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)
Sign
Signs
In the grocery store
Wash & Carry
Store name
Signs
A laundromat
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
Translation
Autos
Signs
Translations
Do we look brown? Should we show you our IDs?
Protest sign
Signs
Identification
The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.
Sign
Signs
?
In Boston
THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead
Sign
Signs
Be Polite
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Signs
A large billboard
Underneath type was written “Go F**k Yourself!
Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.
Sign
Signs
At a Milwaukee tire shop
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
Impeah [sic] Obama
Protest sign
Signs
Slow Parking Ahead
Sign
Signs
On road in King's Canyon in California
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN
Highway sign
Signs
Highway sign
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