Subject: Signs (Page 39)

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Valued Squirrel

Blackened Bluefish

Permanent Records

Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.

Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.

A Flush Beats a Full House!

Hair & Now

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Felix the Cut

BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99

Crummy Plumbing Company

99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

Frisky Business

Derry Air

Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times

Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere

CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own

No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st

Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates

European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness