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Subject:
Signs
(Page 39)
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
Sign
Signs
Outside a hotel
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Hackers Ahead
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
Sign
Signs
At a car wash
Drive Thru Lawyer
Business name
Signs
No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted
Sign
Signs
NM
On A ski lift in Taos
I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!
Subtitle from a Hong Kong movie
Signs
Translations
END ROAD WORK
Protest sign
Signs
We have medium prices.
Sign
Signs
At a fortune teller’s
No Sex Please
Sign
Signs
On a building wall
You're too good for him.
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Signs
In a woman’s restroom
OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available
Sign
Signs
On an information office door
Please do not disturb further.
Sign
Signs
On a door to a psychiatric ward
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Stoner’s Pot Palace
Business name
Signs
In Ormond Australia
THIS IS NOT A BIN
Sign
Signs
On a bin
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Bumper sticker
Signs
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
Sign
Signs
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
Sign
Signs
‘nuff said
Meating Place
Store name
Signs
A butcher shop
You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
Sign
Signs
Along road at Florida border
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