Subject: Signs (Page 39)

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.

Hackers Ahead

STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

Drive Thru Lawyer

No Jumping From the Lift – Survivors Will Be Prosecuted

I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof tonight for a duet!

END ROAD WORK

We have medium prices.

No Sex Please

You're too good for him.

OFFICE CLOSED – When Office is Closed No Information Available

Please do not disturb further.

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Stoner’s Pot Palace

THIS IS NOT A BIN

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

Meating Place

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!