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Subject:
Signs
(Page 39)
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
Sign
Signs
Valued Squirrel
Translation
Signs
Translations
Name of a clothing store in Chinese mall
Blackened Bluefish
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a restaurant
Permanent Records
Business name
Signs
Record shop
Unaccompanied Minors Must Be Picked Up at the Baggage Area Lower Level After 8:30 p.m.
Sign
Signs
Due To Sanitary Reasons, We Will Not And Cannot Accept Any Money That Comes Out Of Bras.
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Signs
A Flush Beats a Full House!
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Signs
On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
Hair & Now
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Felix the Cut
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
BRIDAL REGISTRY – Knife Sharpening Service $2.99
Sign
Signs
Two signs in a store window
Crummy Plumbing Company
Business name
Signs
In Ocean Shores Washington
99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm
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Signs
Frisky Business
Business name
Signs
Numerous pet groomers and adult boutiques
Derry Air
Store name
Signs
Heat & air in Derry NH
Gate is to remain open and unlocked during school hours.
Keep Gate Closed at All Times
Sign
Signs
Adjoining signs on a school gate
Confined Space Hazardous Atmosphere
Sign
Signs
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CAUTION – This Machine Has No Brain – Use Your Own
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Signs
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
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Signs
Hitchhikers May Be Escaping Inmates
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Signs
Along a road near a prison
European Bread of the Week – FRESH BAKED BASTARDS…ea. $1.38 – Fresh Baked Goodness
Sign
Signs
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