Subject: Signs (Page 39)

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This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

Run like Anything!

Your Gardening Angel

We Will Not Sell Gasoline To Anyone In A Glass Container

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

Urine Goes Here

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

Eyebrow Free Methodist Church

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Hungry Mother State Park

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

The Vigilante Law Firm

To expedite your visit please back in.

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

We Haul American Made Products

STOCKING STUFFER – QUALITY HORSE MANURE – $2/tractor scoop loaded, 6 yd/$60 deliv’d 528-….

Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step

Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2