Subject: Signs (Page 39)

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm

Mane Attraction

NO SWIMMING IN THIS AREA

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

Warning: May contain traces of nuts

Snickers, 5 for $1.00. (limit 4)

Wash & Carry

Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!

Do we look brown? Should we show you our IDs?

The Hairtaker

RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.

THINK • Do it Right The First Time! Plan Ahead

Be Polite

Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

We Dispense With Accuracy

Impeah [sic] Obama

Slow Parking Ahead

KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN