Subject: Signs (Page 4)

Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly

No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Do Not Use This Urinal

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.

Crap – .79/lb.

Federal Screw Works

Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!

WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).

Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.

Watch Your Head

Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

DEAD END • NO U TURN

World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced

Hackers Ahead

No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain

Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell

Living to explode the salt to frying the meat

Lots for little.

Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale