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Signs
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Sew Inclined
Store name
Signs
Ask About Our Layaway Plan
Sign
Signs
In a funeral parlor
Step Back Inn
Sign
Signs
A hotel in New Mexico
A Pane In The Glass
Business name
Signs
Glass company
We’ll Floor U
Business name
Signs
Tile installation in Florida
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Sign
Signs
Do not use orally.
Label
Signs
On a toilet bowl cleaning brush
ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
Sign
Signs
Young at Heart – Slightly Older in Other Places
Bumper sticker
Signs
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
Sign
Signs
Caution – Hot Beverages – ARE HOT
Sign
Signs
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
Infant's bathtub
You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal
Sign
Signs
Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
Second Time Around
Store name
Signs
A second-hand watch store
Kabra Kebabra
Business name
Signs
A Kebab restaurant
My way is the highway. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Pool Closed – Fecal Accident
Sign
Signs
Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.
Sign
Signs
Translation of a small American company’s clothing label in France.
Mother Truckers
Business name
Signs
Trucking company in Westminster California
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