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Subject:
Signs
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Old Dogs – Young Dogs – Several Stupid Dogs – Please Drive Slowly
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Signs
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
Label
Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do Not Use This Urinal
Sign
Signs
Posted above a urinal lying sideways on the floor
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Crap – .79/lb.
Sign
Signs
In an Asian seafood store in Madison Wisconsin
Federal Screw Works
Business Name
Signs
n Clinton MIchigan
Down With Sodomy! Up With Tea Bagging!
Protest sign
Signs
WARNING Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can’t remember).
Sign
Signs
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Looking For A Sign From God? – This Is It.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Watch Your Head
Sign
Signs
On a roller coaster
Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help
Sign
Signs
DEAD END • NO U TURN
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Signs
Adjoining road signs
World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.
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Signs
Japanese whisky advertisement
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
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Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
Hackers Ahead
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Signs
Alongside a road
No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain
Sign
Signs
Says it all
Stop, Drop & Roll Does Not Work In Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
Living to explode the salt to frying the meat
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a menu in China
Lots for little.
Sign
Signs
In a realtor's office
Canargo Cadillac – WILL BE OPEN TODAY 12 PM TO 4 PM For the 72 hour sale
Sign
Signs
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