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Signs
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Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
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Signs
BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…
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Signs
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
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Signs
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
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Signs
Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.
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Signs
H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law
Business Name
Signs
In Virginia
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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Signs
At a home
WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money
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Signs
Watts you see is watts you get.
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Signs
At an electric company
No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed
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Signs
Open Other End
Label
Signs
On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault
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Signs
On a billboard for a safe company
Life’s a Cabernet
Business name
Signs
Wine shop in Chicago
Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
MacDonuts
Store name
Signs
Donut shop in the Philippines
The Chocolate Mess
Business name
Signs
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
Sign
Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
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Signs
Caution: Non-Flammable
Label
Signs
On a fire extinguisher
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
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Signs
Large banner outside a building
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