Subject: Signs (Page 4)

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

BARF • Bed & Breakfast – Central Heating – Tea/coffee facilities & TVs in all rooms…

BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here

Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

Please refrain from urinating in the elevator. Thank You.

H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

WE.R.BAPTIST! – NO PROTESTANT

Please Use the Revolving Door – Because it cost us a lot of money

Watts you see is watts you get.

No Black Raven Parking – Violators will be Towed

Open Other End

If Your Stuff Is Stolen, It's Not Our Vault

Life’s a Cabernet

Slow Parking Ahead

MacDonuts

The Chocolate Mess

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4

Caution: Non-Flammable

Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.