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Subject:
Signs
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No Persons With Diarrhea Permitted in Fountain
Sign
Signs
Says it all
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
Instructions
Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
I’m Teabagging 4 Jesus
Protest sign
Signs
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Sign
Signs
At a auto repair shop
The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment
Sign
Signs
At a car dealership
Plastering contractor
Business name
Signs
Band name
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
Sign
Signs
At a church
The Most Powerful Position Is On Your Knees
Church sign
Signs
Your Number 2 Is Our Number 1!
Sign
Signs
On a septic service truck
Bible Study 7 pm – Bring Bible, Scissors
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet.
Label
Signs
In the information booklet
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Ugly Girl Hand Cream
Sign
Signs
In China
No On Premises Consumation of Alochol
Sign
Signs
At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
El Squid Roe
Business name
Signs
Nightclub in Cabo San Lucas
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
Sign
Signs
By order of the District Council
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
Sign
Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Try our new zesty owl.
Sign
Signs
A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Your Gardening Angel
Sign
Signs
At a garden shop
Forgive Your Enemies – It Messes With Their Heads
Sign
Signs
At a church
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