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Subject:
Signs
(Page 40)
The Stalk Market
Business name
Signs
Low, Ball & Lynch
Business name
Signs
Insurance in Monterey CA
Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a Japanese restaurant
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap.
Ingredients
Signs
On the packet for a moist towelette
TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…
Label
Signs
This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address
Sign
Signs
On the door of a building
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
Please do not inside.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a Korean museum
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
Sign
Signs
Outside a muffler shop
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
Sign
Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!
Sign
Signs
Rest Area Next Right
Sign
Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
Sign
Signs
In a cafeteria
Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring
Sign
Signs
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Caution label
Signs
Television manual
PITA PAN
Restaurant name
Signs
Doris Day And Night
Store name
Signs
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