Subject: Signs (Page 40)

The Stalk Market

Low, Ball & Lynch

Open Seven Days a Week and On Weekends

Sock Market

Cleans and refreshes without soap or water. Contains: Water, fragrance & soap.

TRUMP – The Art of the Deal – 5 issues for the price of 6 issues for only $29.99…

This Is Not a Brothel • There Are No Prostitutes at this Address

This product must be cooked before eating.

We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.

Please do not inside.

No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

Sorry, We are CLOSED Due to Short Staff
and posted underneath
Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Rest Area Next Right

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.

Drinks in Town – Featuring – Vanilla Cherry and Ammonia Flavoring

Do not pour liquids into your television set.

PITA PAN

Doris Day And Night