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Subject:
Signs
(Page 40)
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
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Signs
From a curling iron
I’m fat and lazy. You still have a chance. Free!
Sign
Signs
On an exercise machine in front yard
Chick out →
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a store in China
Homescholers for Perry
Sign
Signs
A A All-Vac-O-Matic Central Suction Systems
Business name
Signs
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
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Signs
From a menu
Genuine Fake Watches
Sign
Signs
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
Sign
Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
Repeel [sic] Congress
Protest sign
Signs
In Case of Emergency, Brake this Wall to Escape.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Emergencies
Don't Sleep With a Drip – Call Your Plumber
Sign
Signs
On trucks of a plumbing company in Pennsylvania
The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Hog Town Cafe
Store name
Signs
Cozumel Mexico
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Linoleum Dicks
Business name
Signs
Floorcoverings in Campbell CA
Church Parking – Trespassers Will Be Baptised
Sign
Signs
At a church
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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Signs
In a non–smoking area
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…
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Signs
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
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Signs
At a home
Closed for Official Opening
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Signs
Near Victoria Station London
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