Subject: Signs (Page 40)

Stoner’s Pot Palace

Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.

Tanya Wytebitz

No small children

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Please ask a member of staff for help with erection

Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

Bullshifters

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.

Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog

Squeeze 10 Times Before Use

French Creeps

We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

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