Subject: Signs (Page 40)

Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

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Requirements: Optional modem required.

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We are open on Labor Day.

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Beware of Invisibility

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When You Are In Him and He Is In You, Great Things Occur

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Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

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Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True

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Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)

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Warning: knives are sharp!

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Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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Buy and Large

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I’m Not Threatened By Your Post-Secondary Education

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We ID everyone under 130.

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Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing

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Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

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We Haul American Made Products

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It takes a virile man to make a chicken pregnant.

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Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.

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Hip Joint

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Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics

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