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Signs
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Stoner’s Pot Palace
Business name
Signs
In Ormond Australia
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
Sign
Signs
Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
Sign
Signs
On a road in Boston during a major construction project
Tanya Wytebitz
Business name
Signs
A tanning shop in England
No small children
Label
Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
Please ask a member of staff for help with erection
Sign
Signs
Selection?
Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service
Sign
Signs
Bullshifters
Store name
Signs
A bicycling club
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
Sign
Signs
In a health food store
Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals
Sign
Signs
Step into underwear and pull them on just like regular underwear.
Label
Signs
On Depends® adult diapers
Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Protest sign
Beliefs
Religion
Signs
The Bible
With Xhilaration® There are No Rules. Whether you choose to go crazy or dress to thrill. Make a statement. Make a scene. Wear what you want and it won’t be wrong.
Label
Signs
Tag on clothing for 18-month-old girls
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
Sign
Signs
This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.
Label
Signs
Translations
On a jacket tag
Everyone On the Premises Is a Vegetarian Except the Dog
Sign
Signs
On a front door
Squeeze 10 Times Before Use
Sign
Signs
On a small plastic package of an apparent condiment
French Creeps
Sign
Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In a Japanese restaurant
Somewhat Disabled
Sign
Signs
At parking space
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