Subject: Signs (Page 41)

The Hop Yard

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

Not for weight control.

Critical Thinking – The Other National Deficit

No Parking Anytime

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

For best results, remove cap.

7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak

Buoys and Gulls.

DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.

Remove plastic before eating.

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off

Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit

Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.

Wrekin Construction

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.