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Subject:
Signs
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No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
Sign
Signs
‘nuff said
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
Big Bang theory, you've got to be kidding. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Bacon Free Library
Sign
Signs
In Natick Massachusetts
Citizen Canine
Store name
Signs
Dog boarding in Oakland
Artificially Flavored – STRAWBERRY – Made With Real Apples – Net Wt. 1/2 oz
Sign
Signs
Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins
Sign
Signs
At a park in South Africa
Terminal Drugs
Sign
Signs
Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
DANGER – Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw
Sign
Signs
Label on a chainsaw
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
Fortune cookie
Signs
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
Sign
Signs
At a towing company
LONG DELAYS AT WORLD'S END
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Now Hiring Now – Right Now We’re Hiring Now.
Sign
Signs
Large banner outside a building
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
Sign
Signs
Above a restroom sink
Do not peel label off.
Label
Signs
On a drink bottle label
Smile, You're on Radar!
Sign
Signs
Speed limit sign on Long Beach Island NJ
Try our new zesty owl.
Sign
Signs
A at Kentucky Fried Chicken
S.A.D. DECOR
Store name
Signs
Store name
Glory Hole Park
Sign
Signs
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