Subject: Signs (Page 41)

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

French Creeps

Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!

Born Again Auto Sales

Atheists For Masturbation

Not a Through Street – No U-Turn

If you can't read or write, phone this number.

Linoleum Dicks

Home of the Ho-Made Pies

Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got

Holier Than Thou

Bach in a minuet.

Please Use Middle Door

Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals

Wise guise

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here