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Subject:
Signs
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Absolutely Nothing – Next 22 Miles
Road sign in rural Montana
Signs
The Hop Yard
Business name
Signs
An alehouse & grill
Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
Sign
Signs
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Not for weight control.
Label
Signs
On a pack of Breath Savers
Critical Thinking – The Other National Deficit
Protest sign
Signs
No Parking Anytime
Sign
Signs
On a parking meter
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Bumper sticker
Signs
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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Signs
At a balcony
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
Sign
Signs
For best results, remove cap.
Label
Signs
Nabisco Easy Cheese
7 Days Without Pizza Makes One Weak
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
Buoys and Gulls.
Sign
Signs
Nautical themed restrooms
DO NOT use microwave and toaster oven at the same time. It will throw Earth out of orbit and we’ll plummet into the sun. Thank you.
Sign
Signs
Remove plastic before eating.
Label
Signs
Wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
Sign
Signs
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
Sign
Signs
Cruise Ships Use Airport Exit
Sign
Signs
On Interstate 5 in San Diego
Golden Ripe Bananass 39¢ lb.
Sign
Signs
Wrekin Construction
Business name
Signs
Construction company in the United Kingdom
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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