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Subject:
Signs
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Stop Wait 34 Seconds
Sign
Signs
At a railroad crossing
Leave These Lights On At All Times – Auth. Police Department
Turn Lights Off
Sign
Signs
Above and below a light switch
Real Men Don’t Need Instructions
Sign
Signs
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
Sign
Signs
Protest sign
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Label
Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Do not place this product into any electronic equipment.
Label
Signs
Case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket
Bigass Beer
Store name
Signs
In Memphis
No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier
Road sign
Signs
On southern California coast
Pui Kee
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Vancouver Canada
Never wear your best pants when you go to fight for freedom.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Watch your step. Watch your mouth.
Sign
Signs
At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.
Pizza The Action
Sign
Signs
Name of a pizza parlor
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Label
Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
You will be doomed to a great marriage.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets
Sign
Signs
Hair & Now
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Sign
Signs
On a leaflet
When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Terminal Drugs
Sign
Signs
Atop a San Francisco drug store located near a bus terminal
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