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Subject:
Signs
(Page 41)
Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
French Creeps
Sign
Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Tithe If You Love Jesus! Anyone Can Honk!
Sign
Signs
At a church
Born Again Auto Sales
Business name
Signs
In Merrick in New York
Atheists For Masturbation
Protest sign
Signs
Not a Through Street – No U-Turn
Sign
Signs
If you can't read or write, phone this number.
Sign
Signs
Linoleum Dicks
Business name
Signs
Floorcoverings in Campbell CA
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
Sign
Signs
In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
Sign
Signs
On a fence
We've Got What It Takes to Take What You've Got
Sign
Signs
On side of a garbage truck
Holier Than Thou
Business name
Signs
Tattoo and piercing in Wichita Kansas
Bach in a minuet.
Sign
Signs
On a music library's door
Please Use Middle Door
Sign
Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!
Sign
Signs
At a blood bank
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Signs
Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals
Protest sign
Signs
Wise guise
Sign
Signs
On shelves of camouflage apparel
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
Sign
Signs
At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Why Go Elsewhere and Be Cheated When You Can Come Here
Sign
Signs
In the window of an Oregon store
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