Subject: Signs (Page 42)

FuKing Restaurant

These rows reserved for parents with children.

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable

Zombie Invasion!!! Run!!!

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

Home of the Ho-Made Pies

Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!

$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…

Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read

The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

Buy and Large

Do not spray into electrical outlet.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION

Push Push Push.

Moderates Like it Both Ways