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Subject:
Signs
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FuKing Restaurant
Business name
Signs
Numerous Oriental restaurants
These rows reserved for parents with children.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Fortune cookie
Signs
When This Sign Is Under Water, This Road Is Impassable
Sign
Signs
On a Tennessee highway
Keep Japan Green – Don’t Burn the Fire Chief
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a park
Zombie Invasion!!! Run!!!
On a portable lighted highway sign
Signs
Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
Sign
Signs
On a septic tank truck in Oregon
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
Sign
Signs
Home of the Ho-Made Pies
Sign
Signs
In Mt Carmel Junction Utah
Salvation Guaranteed – or Your Sins Cheerfully Refunded!
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
$3.50 REWARD • Ivan Angulo, Fugitive From Justice, DOB:7/19/51…
Sign
Signs
Wanted poster
Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals
Protest sign
Signs
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
Sign
Signs
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Buy and Large
Store name
Signs
Plumbing Supplies
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Label
Signs
On a hose nozzle
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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Signs
Ambiguity
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
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Classifieds
Signs
NOW WE TAKING JOB APPLICATION
Sign
Signs
Push Push Push.
Sign
Signs
On the door of the maternity ward
Moderates Like it Both Ways
Protest sign
Signs
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