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Subject:
Signs
(Page 42)
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Label
Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Loose Senior Citizen Center
Establishment Name
Signs
Manely Hair
Business name
Signs
A barbershop
Don’t Mortage [sic] My Childs Future
Protest sign
Signs
It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.
Translation
Signs
Translations
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
Sign
Signs
On a desk in a reception room
Stagger's
Business name
Signs
A lounge in Huntsville Alabama
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
Open 9 Days a Week
Sign
Signs
In a grocery store
CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …
Sign
Signs
Sign on a telephone pole
Caution, butt head against the wall
Translation
Signs
Translations
Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms
Sign
Signs
On a restroom wall
The Fryin’ Dutchman
Business name
Signs
A mobile NY restaurant
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
Wok Around the Clock
Store name
Signs
Watch your step. Watch your mouth.
Sign
Signs
At entrance and exit of the I.R.S.
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign in India
Signs
We Bye Used Cars
Business name
Signs
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Work is for people who don't know how to fish.
Bumper sticker
Signs
The Lactation Station
Business name
Signs
A breast pump retailer in Lexington Kentucky
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