Subject: Signs (Page 42)

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Loose Senior Citizen Center

Manely Hair

Don’t Mortage [sic] My Childs Future

It will take about 1 minute to fix a hot drink. Please wail.

We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

Stagger's

Invest in an underground condominium.

Open 9 Days a Week

CAT FOUND – (over two pictures of an opossum) Black & tan with grey – Male – No collar – Not very friendly, I think he might be scared. – Not house broken either – Found on Sunset Blvd. – If he is yours, Please call …

Caution, butt head against the wall

Stop! – Please Do Not Defecate in the Rest Rooms

The Fryin’ Dutchman

Warning: knives are sharp!

Wok Around the Clock

Watch your step. Watch your mouth.

We Bye Used Cars

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

The Lactation Station