Subject: Signs (Page 42)

Little Goody New Shoes

Obama Commander and Theif [sic]

The Fryin’ Dutchman

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

Greedy Associates

Hairy Pop-Ins

Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully

You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

STIFF

No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism

Cannot be made non-poisonous.

I ♡ Teabagging

We dispense with accuracy.

You will receive a fortune cookie.

Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!

Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet

Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.