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Subject:
Signs
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Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
Obama Commander and Theif [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
The Fryin’ Dutchman
Business name
Signs
A mobile NY restaurant
Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
Greedy Associates
Law firm
Signs
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
Sign
Signs
Sign at a railroad station
Attention – There may be raccoon dropping in the park that are hazardous to your health if place in the mouth. Please watch your children carefully
Sign
Signs
At a Monterey park
You’ve driven yourself into a fine state!
Sign
Signs
Along road at Florida border
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
Sign
Signs
STIFF
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
No Pubic [sic] Option
No single Payer
No Socialism
Protest sign
Signs
Cannot be made non-poisonous.
Label
Signs
On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid
I ♡ Teabagging
Protest sign
Signs
We dispense with accuracy.
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
You will receive a fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Your One Stop Shop! Beer Ammo and Liquor. Drive through open 24 hours!
Sign
Signs
At a store in Florida
Please DO NOT Flush Toilet Paper Down the Toilet
Sign
Signs
In a restroom
Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant
Sign
Signs
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Label
Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
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