Subject: Signs (Page 43)

Hung Far Low

No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside

Greedy Associates

Impeah [sic] Obama

Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar

To expedite your visit, please back in.

Direction #1: Remove plastic.

Board to Death

Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Burningtown Fire District

Do not spray in eyes.

Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.

Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%

Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step

Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

Disaster Masters Inc

We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

Please keep out of children.

60-Year-Old One Owner Needs Parts – Make Offer