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Subject:
Signs
(Page 43)
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
Sign
Signs
‘nuff said
Greedy Associates
Law firm
Signs
Impeah [sic] Obama
Protest sign
Signs
Leviticus Also Said “No Hair Cuts” But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
Protest sign
Beliefs
Religion
Signs
The Bible
Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar
Business name
Signs
Bar/ & liquor store
To expedite your visit, please back in.
Sign
Signs
On a proctologist’s door
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Label
Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Board to Death
Store name
Signs
Board & Video Games
Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day
Sign
Signs
On a Father’s Day store display
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
Burningtown Fire District
Sign
Signs
In North Carolina
Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Windex
Attention – Pidgeons Not Allowed Even If Accompanied By Their Owner.
Sign
Signs
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Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
Label
Signs
On a parka
Prohibido El Paso – Forbidden the Step
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Mexico
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
Sign
Signs
Disaster Masters Inc
Business name
Signs
Disaster management firm
We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart
Sign
Signs
Outside a bar
Please keep out of children.
Label
Signs
On a butcher knife
60-Year-Old One Owner Needs Parts – Make Offer
Bumper sticker
Signs
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