Subject: Signs (Page 43)

Nuts To You

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN

WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury

Bea’s Ho-Made Products

Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)

BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS

Theft of this container is a crime.

Elephant Butte Inn

Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You

Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice

Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping

Rug Munchers Carpet Store

Slow Sickness

Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

Permanent Records

Death to all fanatics!

Tease Me, Please Me