Subject: Signs (Page 43)

Mammoth Erections

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

Warning: knives are sharp!

W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

Hung Far Low

Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

You’re Mad As Hell & I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore

Cherry Poppers

To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.

Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

FAT DUCK SURPRISE

My Dung

What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12

Petal Pushers Florists

Warning: May contain small parts

Please include the proper portion of your bill.

Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.

TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN