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Subject:
Signs
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Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
Sign
Signs
WARNING – Do Not Hump – Humping this Bridge Has Caused Death and Permanent Injury
Sign
Signs
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
Sign
Signs
Bow Wow Wow Woof Ruff Ruff (No Dogs Allowed In Parks or Playgrounds)
Sign
Signs
At a park
Caution – Water On Road During Rain
Road sign
Signs
A road sign in Tennessee
BURGER KING – NOW HIRING LOSERS
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Signs
Theft of this container is a crime.
Label
Signs
On a milk crate
Elephant Butte Inn
Sign
Signs
An inn in New Mexico
Please Do Not Throw Stones at This Sign – Thank You
Sign
Signs
Urinals Are Secured Until Further Notice
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Signs
On a men’s room door
Poo Ping Thai Chinese Cuisine
Sign
Signs
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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Signs
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
Sign
Signs
At a beach
Rug Munchers Carpet Store
Store name
Signs
Lancaster Ohio
Slow Sickness
Sign
Signs
On a neighborhood street in South Carolina
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
Sign
Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
Permanent Records
Business name
Signs
Record shop
Death to all fanatics!
Protest sign
Signs
Fanatics
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
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