Subject: Signs (Page 43)

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Good Clean Dancing Every Night But Sunday

Boogieman Ate My Family – Spare Any Change For New Closet Door?

Try our new zesty owl.

This product is not to be used in bathrooms.

Zapata’s Mexican Cantina does not sponsor prostitutes at our establishment. If you are a prostitute please refrain from entering our garden or restaurant. If you are unsure whether or not you are a prostitute, please ask one of our friendly security guards to sort it out for you. Thanks.

Used Toilet Rolls In Good Condition

Miame Heat

Java the Hut

MacDonuts

Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use

We Really Know Our Stuff

Drain Surgeons

We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives

Need directions? – God

OUR HOT DOG – The Thunderous Pop When You Bite Into It – The Saline Tang of the Pink Flesh!! … Oh! Yes! (Please – I’m Getting Hungry Already!!

St. Varentines’ Day

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.