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Subject:
Signs
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Mammoth Erections
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Signs
A business name
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
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Signs
At a disco
Warning: knives are sharp!
Label
Signs
On a knife sharpening stone
W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.
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Signs
At Saldanha Bay South Africa
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of shampoo for dogs
You’re Mad As Hell & I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore
Protest sign
Signs
Cherry Poppers
Business name
Signs
Ice cream company
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself – regardless of the facts.
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Signs
At a fitness center
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
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Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
H.W. Brown Gun Show – Martin Luther King Festival
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Signs
On the marquis for the Crystal Coast Civic Center Morehead City NC
Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People
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Signs
Outside a hotel
FAT DUCK SURPRISE
Restaurant name
Signs
Name of an Oriental restaurant
My Dung
Restaurant name
Signs
In Rosemead CA
What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12
Church sign
Signs
Petal Pushers Florists
Business name
Signs
Petal Pushers Florists
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Please include the proper portion of your bill.
Instructions
Signs
On the envelope for an auto insurance bill
Due to a mixup in urology, orange juice will not be served this morning.
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Signs
TREASPASERS WILL BE SHOT – SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN
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Signs
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