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Subject:
Signs
(Page 44)
NOTICE – While You Are Reading This There is a Man in One of the Windows High Above You Who is Taking Your Photograph. He Will Then Make a Wee Model of You and Put it With Other Wee Models of Other People, Then He Plays Weird Games With Them.
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Signs
On a city telephone pole
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
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Signs
Outside a muffler shop
Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
Label
Signs
From a set of washing instructions
Thanks for flushing our business down the drain!
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
It’s a Crewel World
Store name
Signs
Online British fabric store
Door Alarmed – Window Frightened
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Signs
Adjacent signs on store door
World Famous – Out House Fudge – It’s Yummy!
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Signs
From Here To Maternity
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Marriage
Signs
On a newlywed’s car
After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
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Signs
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
SMARTS IS THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DISCO IN TOWN – EVERYONE WELCOME
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Signs
Outside a disco
This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)
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Signs
On a church door
Bead It
Store name
Signs
EMERGENCY TELEPHONE – Dial 999 for Coastguard, Police, Fire or Ambulance
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Signs
2 & 3
On an emergency phone in Norfolk England containing only the buttons 1
Caution – Stoolbus
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Signs
On a septic truck
Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a safari park in Beijing
Bickers & Bickers
Business name
Signs
A Murrysville PA husband & wife law firm
Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing
Protest sign
Signs
Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
Sign
Signs
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