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Subject:
Signs
(Page 44)
Profanity sucks.
Protest sign
Signs
Oxymorons
Hair & Now
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign
Signs
In a Norwegian lounge
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
Sign
Signs
Along a road
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use
Sign
Signs
Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
Sign
Signs
At a disco
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
Sign
Signs
On a menu
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
Sign
Signs
Above a urinal
Chain Reaction Bicycles
Store name
Signs
Numerous
NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed
Sign
Signs
In Madison Wisconsin
STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING
Sign
Signs
Pleased to Meat You
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
Big Wong
Restaurant name
Signs
A Chinese restaurant in New York
My Comedy Channel – Fox News
My News Channel Comedy Central
Protest sign
Entertainment
Signs
Television
Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar
Business name
Signs
Bar/ & liquor store
Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You
Signs
This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read
Sign
Signs
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