Subject: Signs (Page 44)

Profanity sucks.

Hair & Now

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager

Do Not Sit in Chairs Unless Using Them for Their Intended Use

Santa Claus Never Died For Anyone

You Best Vet

In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!

Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water

Chain Reaction Bicycles

NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed

STORE CLOSING – NOW HIRING

Pleased to Meat You

Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

Big Wong

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

Big Dick's Halfway Inn Bar

Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You

This is a Private Sign – Do Not Read