Subject: Signs (Page 44)

Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

We have Engrish Menu

Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

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Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.

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Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket

Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True

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Pole Dancing is Prohibited

No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure

7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings

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WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time

Please notify us at once if this label fell off in transit.