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Subject:
Signs
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Our bagels are like vaginas: What’s not to love? – River City Bagel and Bakery…
Sign
Signs
Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore
Fortune cookie
Signs
Remember the mane!
Sign
Signs
At a hair salon
Suitable for outdoor use.
Label
Signs
On a rain gauge
How To Repair Your VCR
Sign
Signs
The title of a how-to video tape
The Garden Stool
Restaurant name
Signs
A restaurant/nightclub
Please Use Middle Door
Sign
Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Label
Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS
Protest sign
Signs
Sleep with someone you know.
Sign
Signs
Seen on a Holiday Inn in Hyannis Massachusetts
Having Fun Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
Sign
Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
We Exchange Anything! Why Not Bring Your Wife Along and Get a Wonderful Bargain!
Sign
Signs
Outside a secondhand shop
NOTICE – PUBLIC BAR – Our Public Bar is Presently Not Open Because It Is Closed. Manager
Sign
Signs
Nuts Landing
Business name
Signs
In California
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
Beauty and the Bistro
Store name
Signs
Please consume all food on premises.
Sign
Signs
At a Souplantation restaurant
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
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