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Subject:
Signs
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Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.
Label
Signs
On a package of rat poison
We have Engrish Menu
Translation
Signs
At a Japanese restaurant
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Label
Signs
On a Rowenta clothes iron
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
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Signs
Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point
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Signs
Adjoining signs at a camp site
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
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Signs
Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.
Sign
Signs
In counselor's office
Titanic Canoe Rental
Sign
Signs
In Wisconsin
Beware! of shaven head child pick pocket
Sign
Signs
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Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True
Protest sign
Signs
Historic Nutt House Hotel
Business Name
Signs
In Granbury Texas
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a park in China
No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming
Sign
Signs
Outside a muffler shop
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Bumper sticker
Signs
We Thank Him To Discover Their Head Before of Entering To This Enclosure
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign at a restaurant in Mexico
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings
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Signs
From a menu
Win a free ride in a police car just by shoplifting in this store
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Signs
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
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Signs
I Masturbate and I VOTE – but not usually at the same time
Protest sign
Signs
Please notify us at once if this label fell off in transit.
Label
Signs
Package label
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