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Subject:
Signs
(Page 45)
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Ambiguity
Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care
Translation
Signs
Translations
“Facial and Body Remover”
DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water
Sign
Signs
Above a urinal
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Spraying of water chicken food
Translation
Signs
Translations
Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
Pedestrian under construction
Translation
Signs
Translations
A construction sign
Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread
Sign
Signs
On a food wrapper
Hemlock Whippy Dip Ice Cream
Business name
Signs
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
Your Hole Is Our Goal
Driver Drilling Company Inc.
Signs
Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.
Sign
Signs
At an Oregon ski lift
Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You
Sign
Signs
Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing
Sign
Signs
In a bowling alley in Katy TX
SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way
Sign
Signs
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
Sign
Signs
On a prescription label
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
Sign
Signs
Name of a hair salon
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE
Sign
Signs
Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90
Sign
Signs
From a menu
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
Label
Signs
On a bag of Fritos
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