Subject: Signs (Page 45)

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed

If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.

Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

Ugly Girl Hand Cream

Petal Attraction

Bickers & Bickers

Drive Thru Lawyer

Free rose for mother with gas.

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle

Mama Zuma’s Revenge

Hair-O-Dynemix

Rising Loafer

When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape

Dedman Hospitals

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…