Subject: Signs (Page 45)

A Salt & Battery

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The Hop Yard

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PUSH – If It Doesn't Open, PULL – If It Still Doesn't Open, We Are Closed

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Our bagels are like vaginas: What’s not to love? – River City Bagel and Bakery…

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Chick out →

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Come in and have a fit.

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You Shit It… We Get It

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Sew What

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Please Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals

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Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

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C'mon over and bring the kids. – God

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The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

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Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

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This clothing is designed for breaking wind and repelling water.

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I’m mildly irritated and I’m gonna keep taking it!

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WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

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Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

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Ice Is Currently Not Available Due to Freezing Temperatures

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Ronald McDonald Funeral Home

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Stay in school and be up to know-good

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Lets keep the Tea – Dump The Polititions [sic]

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