Subject: Signs (Page 45)

Not a Through Street • Evacuation Route

Valued Squirrel

ILLITERATE? – Write For Free Help

If you’re going to steal, then smile for the camera.

Erin Brockovich
Screwed
My Dog Skip

Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive

The Superstore — Unequaled in Size, Unmatched in Variety, Unrivaled Inconvenience

We have met the enemy and it is us.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Salad Dressing $1.89 – Save 93.11 – 295.00 per oz.

Unfiltered Drinking Water

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

Old adopted mother fillet

NOPCME (no p c me)

CAUTION – Protruding Sign

Mammoth Erections

Hire college students while they still know everything.

Wok This Way

World's finest whiskey made from Scotland's finest grapes.

Don’t Let Glenn Beck Teabag Our Children!