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Subject:
Signs
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Littleton, CO 80126 Post Office – Services available: Stamps, Mailing & Shipping – Hours of operation: Mon– Fri Closed, Sat Closed, Sun Closed
Sign
Signs
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China
Signs
Signs
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
Sign
Signs
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
Sign
Signs
At a towing company
Ugly Girl Hand Cream
Sign
Signs
In China
Petal Attraction
Translation
Signs
Translations
On a Philippine floral shop
Bickers & Bickers
Business name
Signs
A Murrysville PA husband & wife law firm
Drive Thru Lawyer
Business name
Signs
Free rose for mother with gas.
Sign
Signs
A Mother’s Day gas station sign
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Bumper sticker
Signs
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Master Baiter’s Sportfishing and Tackle
Store name
Signs
In Mexico
Mama Zuma’s Revenge
Store name
Signs
Hair-O-Dynemix
Business name
Signs
A London Hairdressers
Rising Loafer
Store name
Signs
Bakery shops
When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Use Duct Tape
Bumper sticker
Signs
Duct tape
Dedman Hospitals
Business name
Signs
In Texas
Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.
Label
Signs
Auto-Shade Windshield Visor
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
Label
Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
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