Subject: Signs (Page 45)

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

Foot Care – Body Care – Head Care – Horny Care

DANGER • Do Not Drink This Water

Norman D Landing

Spraying of water chicken food

Pedestrian under construction

Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

Hemlock Whippy Dip Ice Cream

Invest in an underground condominium.

Your Hole Is Our Goal

Going beyond this point may result in death and/or loss of skiing privileges.

Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

Hours: Sun-Thurs: 10:00 AM – Closing, Fri-Sat: 8:00 AM – Closing

SPEED LIMIT 20 K.P.H. Warthogs and Children Have Right of Way

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW

Warning: Do not drive with sunshade in place. Remove from windshield before starting ignition.

BRAZIER FOODS • CHEESECAKE LIZZARDS ARE HERE

Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages

Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90

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