Subject: Signs (Page 46)

Ernest F. Duh Attorney at Law

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Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.

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This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)

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We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

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God Saw What You Did

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We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.

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Crap – .79/lb.

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If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

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WARNING: Contents flammable!

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7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.

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Meating Place

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Little Goody New Shoes

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You Can't Beat Our Meat!

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Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

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Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

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Teabaggers Leave a Bad Taste In My Mouth

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If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

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Hackers Ahead

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Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

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