Subject: Signs (Page 46)

We have followed where the path has led but we have went where there is no path and left no trail.

Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out

Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine

Little Hope

Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

BYE

Used Beer Department

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF

For Old Dimes Sake

PEE COLA

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

SPIT HAPPENS

Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2

ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED

Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir

Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.

Gay St. Changes to Two Way

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On