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Subject:
Signs
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Safe for carpets, too!
Label
Signs
On Woolite® carpet cleaner
B M U P
Sign
Signs
Painted on road ahead of a speed bump
Run like Anything!
Sign
Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
STOP – 4-WAY – STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP PLEEEASE
Sign
Signs
Road sign at an intersection
Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond
Sign
Signs
B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
Sign
Signs
Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
Caution label
Signs
Television manual
Knobs and Knockers
Business name
Signs
Old house furnishings in Dublin Ireland
Please… NEUTER YOUR PETS and Weird Friends & Relatives
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
We treat you write.
Sign
Signs
In a bookstore
Drive Carefully – We'll Wait
Sign
Signs
In front of funeral home
Beauty and the Bistro
Store name
Signs
This Church Is Prayer Conditioned
Sign
Signs
At a church
Vinyl Resting Place
Business name
Signs
2nd hand record shop in England
Hash House A Go Go
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in San Diego
Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less.
Instructions
Signs
A birthday card for a 1 year old
When There is Friction Between Two People, A Smile is a Good Lubricant
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Do not iron clothes on body.
Label
Signs
On packaging for a clothes iron
Soul Food Served Here
Sign
Signs
At a church
Cars will not have intercourse in this bridge!
Translation
Autos
Signs
Translations
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
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