Subject: Signs (Page 46)

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True

Hairy Pop-Ins

Tease Me, Please Me

Diesel Fried Chicken

The Frost Free Library

Mane Attraction

I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?

Caution: Shoots rubber bands.

No Playing Allowed

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

Pressed For Time

Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.

Do not use while sleeping.

Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]

Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm

No smoothen the lion

GENUINE FAKE WATCHES

You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.

Buoys and Gulls.

Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club