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Subject:
Signs
(Page 46)
We have followed where the path has led but we have went where there is no path and left no trail.
Class Motto
Signs
From a class yearbook
Bob’s Grill – Eat and Get the Hell Out
Sign
Signs
In Nags Head NC
Do Not Drive a Car or Operate Machinery After Taking this Medicine
Label
Signs
On package of children's cough medicine
Little Hope
Business name
Signs
Cemetery in Kentucky
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Classified ad
Classifieds
Signs
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
BYE
Sign
Signs
On a Tombstone
Used Beer Department
Sign
Signs
Over a restaurant restroom
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
HORSE MANURE PER PRE-PACKED BAG DO-IT-YOURSELF
Sign
Signs
At a farm
For Old Dimes Sake
Sign
Signs
At a coin shop
PEE COLA
Signs
Signs
Bottled in Ghana by Pee Cola Limited
SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking
Sign
Signs
SPIT HAPPENS
On a baby's bib
Children
Family
Signs
Refudiate [sic] Obama November 2
Protest sign
Signs
ABSOLUTELY NO BOTTOM WASHING PERMITTED
Sign
Signs
At a boat ramp in Hingham MA
Dec. 21 & 24, 8pm – Christmas with the Moron Tabernacle Choir
Sign
Signs
Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.
Protest sign
Signs
Gay St. Changes to Two Way
Street Sign
Signs
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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