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Subject:
Signs
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Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Facts Are Like Opinions, Except They’re True
Protest sign
Signs
Hairy Pop-Ins
Business name
Signs
Various pet groomers & hair salons in England
Tease Me, Please Me
Business name
Signs
Hair salon in Houston Texas
Diesel Fried Chicken
Sign
Signs
At a truck stop
The Frost Free Library
Sign
Signs
In New Hampshire
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
I need someone really bad… Are you really bad?
Bumper sticker
Signs
Caution: Shoots rubber bands.
Label
Signs
On a product called ‘Rubber Band Shooter’
No Playing Allowed
Sign
Signs
On the gate of a playground fence
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Pressed For Time
Business name
Signs
A dry cleaning shop in Ireland
Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.
In a restaurant
Signs
Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a Sears hairdryer
Let Jesus Into Your Fart [sic]
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Back to School Blessing of Backpacks – Aug 14, 6 pm
Sign
Signs
At a church
No smoothen the lion
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign on the lion cage at a zoo in the Czech Republic
GENUINE FAKE WATCHES
Sign
Signs
In a store window
You have an unusual equipment for success, use it properly.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Buoys and Gulls.
Sign
Signs
Nautical themed restrooms
Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club
Sign
Signs
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