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Subject:
Signs
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Maybe you live on moon in next century
Fortune cookie
Signs
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
Sign
Signs
On a pickup truck
We Dispense With Accuracy
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Don’t forget your ring!
Sign
Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”
Fortune cookie
Signs
May irritate eyes.
Label
Signs
On a can of self-defense pepper spray
Elephants – Please Stay In Your Car
Sign
Signs
In a safari park
Allow to cool before applying to groin area.
Label
Signs
On a cup of take-out coffee
If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
Caution – Protect Your Valuables. Do Not Use Hook to Hang Your Purse. … (and below just above a hook) Place Purse Here
Sign
Signs
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
Watts you see is watts you get.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo penguin enclosure
For best results, do not leave at the crime scene.
Sign
Signs
Label on gloves
Chain Reaction Bicycles
Store name
Signs
Numerous
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
Sign
Signs
On a desk in a reception room
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
Sign
Signs
At a church
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
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