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Subject:
Signs
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Do Me a Flavor
Business Name
Signs
Various ice cream shops in New Jersey
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
Sign
Signs
At a towing company
SID's Baby Furniture
Business name
Signs
Baby furniture
May be harmful if swallowed.
Label
Signs
From a shipment of hammers
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
Sign
Signs
Last line added underneath
No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Allowed Inside
Sign
Signs
‘nuff said
I Stand 4 Good Posture
Protest sign
Signs
Posture
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Children of Progressive Parents admitted only on leads.
Sign
Children
Signs
In window of Hampstead bookseller
Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage
Business name
Signs
In Walla Walla Washington
C'mon over and bring the kids. – God
Sign
Signs
Outside a church
Vinyl Resting Place
Business name
Signs
2nd hand record shop in England
This Is The Gate of Heaven – Enter Ye All by This Door. (This Door is Kept Locked Because of the Draft. Please Use Side Door.)
Sign
Signs
On a church door
Fireproof forest region – Inflammable
Signs
Signs
Translations
At a safari park in Beijing
Our Best Is None Too Good
Sign
Signs
On a delicatessen wall
Franks A Lot
Business name
Signs
A restaurant in Kansas City Missouri
What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12
Church sign
Signs
Every Dog Has Its Daycare, Inc.
Business name
Signs
In Emeryville CA
Helping kids read gooder • Hooked on Phonics
Sign
Signs
On a billboard
This Month Specials – No Fuel
Sign
Signs
At a gas station
Little Miss Muffin
Store name
Signs
Chicago IL
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