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Safe to use around pets.

Signs Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter

Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]

Signs Protest sign

Strictly no climbing picnics

Signs At a picnic ground

On This Site In 1897 Nothing Happened

Signs Historical marker

SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

Closed Due To Illness

Signs In a health food shop window

Closer, Easier

Signs Above a urinal in China

Always drive on roads. Not on people.

Signs Small print from a car commercial which shows a vehicle "body-surfing" at a concert

The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

Signs On a copy machine

From Here To Maternity

Marriage Signs On a newlywed’s car

My way is the highway. – God

Signs Outside a church

Vicious Cycle

QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$

Help! We Need Inn–Experienced People

Signs Outside a hotel

Psychic Fair Cancelled Due to Unforeseen Circumstances

It’s a Crewel World

Signs Online British fabric store

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.

Signs In a Michigan restaurant

The logo, "Tastes so good this box never closes"

Signs Located just underneath another announcement – To close: place tab here. On a box of Frosted Cheerios

Do not open here.

Signs On the bottom of a Coca-Cola bottle

Rich Manger Attorney

Signs High Point NC

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Appearance Body Clothing Signs Contraception Nudity Old people