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Subject:
Signs
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Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
Sign
Signs
On a 7/Eleven door
S.A.D. DECOR
Store name
Signs
Store name
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication
Label
Signs
On children’s cough medicine
You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”
Fortune cookie
Signs
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
Sign
Signs
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Warning – Battery Has Been Removed
Sticker
Signs
In the battery compartment of a fire alarm UNDER where the battery should be
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
Label
Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Hung Phat Restaurant
Store name
Signs
Hung Phat Restaurant
Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas
Business name
Signs
Along a road
Referring to Christmas Michigan
Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign
Sign
Signs
In England
Rong Phúk Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a German salad bar
Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.
Church sign
Signs
In Montpelier VT
Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine
Protest sign
Signs
Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
The Garden Stool
Restaurant name
Signs
A restaurant/nightclub
We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.
Protest sign
Signs
Who’s Your Daddy?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
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