Subject: Signs (Page 47)

Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

S.A.D. DECOR

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication

You might be hungry later, buy some “takeout!”

FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

Warning – Battery Has Been Removed

If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.

Hung Phat Restaurant

Last Chance to Get Gas Before Christmas

Do Not Throw Stones At This Sign

Rong Phúk Restaurant

Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!

Bingo Friday Night at 8:00 pm – Quickies Thursday at 7:30 pm.

Don’t Steal From Medicare to Support Socialized Medicine

Wrinkled With Burdens? Come To Church for a Faith Lift.

The Garden Stool

We disagree, but I still understand I mustn’t stomp on your head.

Who’s Your Daddy?