Subject: Signs (Page 48)

No Parking Stopping Standing Any Time

Use Repeatedly for Severe Damage

Instructions: usage known.

Remove Cap Before Drinking

This Month Specials – No Fuel

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out – because that’s what’s inside.

Massachusetts State House – General Hooker Entrance

Shoe Rental: Adults: $2.00. Seniors and Children: $2.00.

Some assembly required.

April 27th at 3 pm … join us as we commit our cows to each other…

Push, Push, Push.

Caution • This building may rotate without warning

Half price – Wooden toilet seats – Ass. colours

Thou Shall Not Steal the Copper from the AC Unit

Your vinyl resting place.

Money In the Tank – M&M Portolets

Dirty Dog’s Done Dirt Cheap

Do not apply directly to the brain.

LIVE LOBSTERS DANCING NIGHTLY

W A R N I N G ! – To all seagulls swimming in RED WATER is strictly prohibited.

Win a Free 2-Year Lease. Automatic Participation Each Time You Use SpeedPass. 8 gallon minimum. No Purchase Necessary.