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Subject:
Signs
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Thai Me Up
Sign
Signs
In Jackson
Name of a Thai restaurant
WY
Do not use me. I am possessed.
Sign
Signs
On a copy machine
One shoe shined absolutely free.
Sign
Signs
At a shoe shine stand
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Stoner’s Pot Palace
Business name
Signs
In Ormond Australia
Great Buns
Business name
Signs
Bakery in Las Vegas
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law
Business Name
Signs
In Virginia
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
Sign
Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
Having Fun Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya
Protest sign
Signs
Referring to Obama's birthplace
MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake
Protest sign
Signs
Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun
Sign
Signs
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
Sign
Signs
Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1
Sign
Signs
Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away
Sign
Signs
In a library
BUS STOP – Buses Excepted
Sign
Signs
Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!
Protest sign
Signs
We dispense with accuracy.
Sign
Signs
In a New York drugstore
No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier
Road sign
Signs
On southern California coast
PEE COLA
Signs
Signs
Bottled in Ghana by Pee Cola Limited
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