Subject: Signs (Page 48)

Thai Me Up

Do not use me. I am possessed.

One shoe shined absolutely free.

Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God

Stoner’s Pot Palace

Great Buns

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law

If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

And Honolulu is NOT in Kenya

MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays

Beat Diabetes – Buy 5 Jr. Frostys For $1

Blotter Paper Will No Longer Be Available Until the Public Stops Taking It Away

BUS STOP – Buses Excepted

Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!

We dispense with accuracy.

No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier

PEE COLA