Subject: Signs (Page 48)

Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.

Big Bone Lick State Park

Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.

CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Swift, courteous self-service

Open Other End

This product moves when used.

Not to be used as protection from a tornado

Time Wounds All Heels

No small children

The Shady Lady

This Light Never Turns Green

That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down

Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point

I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It

Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98

Instructions: Put on food

One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced