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Subject:
Signs
(Page 48)
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
Sign
Signs
No Smorking in Building
Sign
Signs
If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Audie & Joyce Beauty Salon & Mini-Storage
Business name
Signs
In Walla Walla Washington
Aspire to Inspire Before You Expire
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Signs
Outside a church
Buy & Large
Business name
Signs
Bargain Basement Upstairs
Sign
Signs
In a London department store
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
BURGER KING • Hunchback Kids Meals Are Here
Sign
Signs
That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down
Sign
Signs
A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign
Caution, butt head against the wall
Translation
Signs
Translations
A stranger will soon relieve himself.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Budget Burials
Store name
Signs
FYI: To whoever stole my water bottle – it had my estrogen supplements in it. Have fun with that! :)
Sign
Signs
Fuk-Mi
Business name
Signs
Sushi and seafood buffet
Drive Slow – See Our Village — Drive Fast – See Our Judge — Speed Limits Strictly Enforced
Street Sign
Signs
Street sign
To avoid condensation forming, please allow the boxes to warm up to room temperature before opening.
Label
Signs
INSIDE a carton
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR, BUT FEAR… and spiders
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Signs
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
Sign
Signs
At a church
Wok Around the Clock
Store name
Signs
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