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Subject:
Signs
(Page 48)
Warning: Ramp Ends In Stairs.
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Signs
A sign correctly describing the end of a concrete ramp intended for handicap access to a bridge
Big Bone Lick State Park
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Signs
Kentucky
Satisfaction guaranteed or your honey back.
Sign
Signs
At a divorce lawyer’s office
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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Signs
At a balcony
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Instructions
Signs
Swift, courteous self-service
Signs
At a cafeteria
Open Other End
Label
Signs
On the bottom of some foreign Coke bottles
This product moves when used.
Label
Signs
On a child's scooter
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Time Wounds All Heels
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Signs
In a podiatrist's window
No small children
Label
Signs
On a laundromat triple washer
The Shady Lady
Signs
A window treatment company in New York
This Light Never Turns Green
Sign
Signs
At a traffic light
That Means You, Young Man in the Blue Subaru… and Turn the Music Down
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Signs
A handwritten sign posted beneath a Stop sign
Speed Limit 5 Miles per hour / No vehicles beyond this point
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Signs
Adjoining signs at a camp site
I LIke Tea, and You’re Kind of Ruining It
Protest sign
Signs
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
Wash & Vacuum Senior Citizens $15.98
Sign
Signs
Outside a carwash
Instructions: Put on food
Label
Signs
On a Heinz Ketchup bottle
One Hugh [sic] Mistake America
Protest sign
Signs
Archery Tournament – Ears Pierced
Sign
Signs
On a shopping mall marquee
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