Subject: Signs (Page 49)

I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think

We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.

Linoleum Dicks

Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church

Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

Please consume all food on premises.

Hair Asylum

For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.

Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living

Do Do Coffee

Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

Don’t forget your ring!

No Children Allowed

TopGear – These T-shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.

Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

Sock Market

Soon Fatt

Fruit-Filled Ministries

Warning: Do not use while sleeping.