Subject: Signs (Page 49)

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

You! Off my planet!

This camera will only work when film is inside.

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends

Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

Body & Sole

Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)

Franks A Lot

ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles

Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.

Carlos O'Kelly's

Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.

Bargain Basement Upstairs

CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!

Beware of Signs

We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left

Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%

One of Us, or Perhaps Both of Us, May Be Correct