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Subject:
Signs
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No Lifeguard on Duty
Sign
Signs
By an elevator
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a can of black pepper
Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt
Bumper sticker
Signs
This Is a Mental Institution.
Sign
Signs
At a school
Got Poop?
Sign
Signs
Franz Septic Pumping truck in Vermont
Have An Ice Day – Please do not place any orphans in the ice machines. Thank You
Sign
Signs
On an ice machine
Little Goody New Shoes
Store name
Signs
Online shoe store
Scissors Palace
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
Nob End
British town name
Signs
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Label
Signs
On Zantac 75
Curved Yellow Fruit 40¢
Sign
Signs
On shelf of bananas
MAKE AWKWARD SEXUAL ADVANCES NOT WAR
Protest sign
Signs
Out For a Quick Byte
Sign
Signs
On door of a computer store
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
Sign
Signs
At an optometrist's office
In case of fire, hustle to the nearest exit!
Sign
Signs
At a disco
Are you an adult that cannot read? If so, we can help.
Sign
Signs
On a poster on a telephone pole in Oregon
Do Not Stand On the Turtle
Sign
Signs
Near a zoo turtle statue
Gay St. Changes to Two Way
Street Sign
Signs
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
Label
Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Warning keep out of children
Label
Signs
On a Korean kitchen knife
Do Me a Flavor
Business Name
Signs
Various ice cream shops in New Jersey
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