Subject: Signs (Page 49)

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.

Please Use Middle Door

It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

Safe to use around pets.

Super Lusty

Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use

Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.

Have Your Next Affair Here

Carlos O'Kelly's

The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”

Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!

Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Somewhat Disabled

WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..