Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Signs
(Page 49)
I’m ambivalent as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore… I don’t think
Protest sign
Signs
Ambivalence
We Don't Want An Arm and a Leg. We Want Your Tows.
Sign
Signs
At a towing company
Linoleum Dicks
Business name
Signs
Floorcoverings in Campbell CA
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
Be Back In 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
Sign
Signs
In a veterinarian's waiting room
Please consume all food on premises.
Sign
Signs
At a Souplantation restaurant
Hair Asylum
Business name
Signs
Several hair salons
For heat-retaining corrugated cardboard technology to function properly, close lid.
Instructions
Signs
On a Domino's sandwich box
Canine Regulations • Must Be On Leashes • Must Be Licensed • Must Pick Up Defecation By Owners
Sign
Signs
Translations
Posted on a sidewalk tree
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
Employees Must Wash Hands Before Living
Translation
Signs
Translations
Do Do Coffee
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Taiwan
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
Sign
Signs
Don’t forget your ring!
Sign
Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
No Children Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
TopGear – These T-shirts were tested on animals. They didn’t fit.
Clothing label
Signs
Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls
Sign
Signs
On a golf course
Sock Market
Business name
Signs
Sock stores
Soon Fatt
Restaurant name
Signs
Chinese Take Away Restaurant in Malaysia
Fruit-Filled Ministries
Business name
Signs
A storefront church and bakery in Talladega Alabama
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Label
Signs
On a hair dryer
Page 49 of 96
« First
« Previous
47
48
49
50
51
Next »
Last »