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Signs
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If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave
Sign
Signs
On a slot machine
Learn from your parents' mistakes – use birth control.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Please Use Middle Door
Sign
Signs
Posted on the left of two doors
It’s a sad day when our politicians are comical and I have to take our comedians seriously!
Protest sign
Politics
Signs
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
Sign
Signs
Football is only a game. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, Beat Texas.
Church sign
Football
Signs
Sports
On a church sign in Arkansas prior to a 1969 game
Safe to use around pets.
Label
Signs
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Super Lusty
Translation
Signs
Translations
Chinese battery brand
Drinking Fountain Out of Order – Please Do Not Use
Sign
Signs
Over a hole in a restroom wall
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Label
Signs
On a microscope
Have Your Next Affair Here
Sign
Signs
On an Atlantic City hotel
Carlos O'Kelly's
Business name
Signs
Mexican Cafe in Wichita Kansas
The Virgin Mary is Not Referred to as the “Mary With the Cherry”
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a German salad bar
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.
Instructions
Signs
Manual for an SGI computer
Tennessee – The Volunteer State – Welcomes You – Home State of Vice President Al Gore – … and 11 Electoral College Votes for George W. Bush
Sign
Signs
Last line added underneath
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
Somewhat Disabled
Sign
Signs
At parking space
WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects
Sign
Signs
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Label
Signs
On a Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
Kitty Found – Found near Crofton Parkway… Pleasant indoor kitty who answers to the name 'Mustache.' If this is your kitty or you know the owner, please call 443-…..
Sign
Signs
Maryland
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