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Subject:
Signs
(Page 49)
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
Sign
Signs
You! Off my planet!
Bumper sticker
Signs
This camera will only work when film is inside.
Label
Signs
On a camera package
Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Septic Tank Service – We Haul Milk On the Weekends
Sign
Signs
On a tanker truck
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Sign
Signs
In a Norwegian lounge
Body & Sole
Business name
Signs
Several salons and spas
Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
Sign
Signs
Franks A Lot
Business name
Signs
A restaurant in Kansas City Missouri
ATM Machine – No Dogs – No Bicycles
Sign
Signs
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
Sign
Signs
In a New York restaurant
Carlos O'Kelly's
Business name
Signs
Mexican Cafe in Wichita Kansas
Slow – Children at Play
Hunting with Shotgun Only
Adjoining signs
Signs
WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
Label
Signs
On a can of Fix-a-Flat
To Take Notice of Safe – The Slippery Are Very Crafty
Translation
Signs
A caution sign in Japan
Bargain Basement Upstairs
Sign
Signs
In a London department store
CAR PARK FOR CHURCH USERS – If you park here, you are liable: 1. To Be Blocked In 2. To Be Prayed For!
Sign
Signs
Beware of Signs
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
We Shoot Every 3rd Salesman; the 2nd One Just Left
Sign
Signs
On a desk in a reception room
Material Wool 20% Unknown 70% Other 10%
Label
Signs
On a parka
One of Us, or Perhaps Both of Us, May Be Correct
Protest sign
Signs
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