Subject: Signs (Page 5)

Pizza My Heart

Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt

DOWN WITH ZIPPERS

Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner

Let Me Meat Your Needs

Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor

My Comedy Channel – Fox News

My News Channel Comedy Central

Ears Pierced While You Wait

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

Do not apply directly to the brain.

KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30

Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.

Lent: Spring Training For Christians

Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message

Get Plastered

Weiner & Cox

Kabra Kebabra

In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.

DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE

Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You