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Subject:
Signs
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Pizza My Heart
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain in California
Just Hand Over the Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt
Bumper sticker
Signs
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
Sign
Signs
Let Me Meat Your Needs
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
Bed – Small Pox – Mirror – Floor
Translation
Signs
Translations
Buttons on a desk control panel in Japan
My Comedy Channel – Fox News
My News Channel Comedy Central
Protest sign
Entertainment
Signs
Television
Ears Pierced While You Wait
Sign
Signs
In a jeweler's shop
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
Sign
Signs
In a health food store
Do not apply directly to the brain.
Label
Signs
On a facial cleanser
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.
Sign
Signs
In a laundry room
Buy our pizza. We knead the dough.
Sign
Signs
At a pizza shop
Lent: Spring Training For Christians
Sign
Signs
At a church
Sign Maker on Vacation – Come Inside for Message
Sign
Signs
At a church
Get Plastered
Business name
Signs
Plastering contractor
Weiner & Cox
Business name
Signs
Southfield MI
Kabra Kebabra
Business name
Signs
A Kebab restaurant
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling concerning prayer in this building will be temporarily suspended.
Sign
Signs
DOGS – PLEASE SHUT THE GATE
Sign
Signs
On a gate
Remember, Objects in the Mirror Are Actually Behind You
Signs
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