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Subject:
Signs
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Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
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Signs
Run like Anything!
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Signs
Emergency Evacuation Plan posted in an office building
“HOT DEALS ON NON SMOKING ROOMS”
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Signs
At a motel
The Fee is $6.50 for altered, $9.00 for unaltered, and $2.00 for citizens over 65.
Label
Signs
On combination car registration/pet license renewal form
If Your Religion Will Not Bring You To Church, It Will Not Take U to Heaven
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
Peace A Pizza
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
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Signs
At a church
This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.
Sign
Signs
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All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Thereto each participant taken circumspection and the carefulness the aquitable
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in a children’s play park in Saudi Arabia
Open 9 Days a Week
Sign
Signs
In a grocery store
Shhhh…. I’m Listening to the Opinions of Others.
Protest sign
Signs
Happy Crack
A restaurant name
Signs
Warning to Tourists – Do Not Laugh At the Natives
In Pocatello Idaho
Signs
I ♡ Teabagging
Protest sign
Signs
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
Sign
Signs
From a menu
Change is inevitable… except from vending machines.
Bumper sticker
Money
Signs
Change
Rising Loafer
Store name
Signs
Bakery shops
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
Sign
Signs
Fits one head.
Label
Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
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