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Subject:
Signs
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Speed Limit π (3.1416 MPH)
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Signs
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
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Signs
At a balcony
Out Chopin
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Signs
On music teacher's door
Blessed are the Flexible for They Shall Not Be Bent Out of Shape
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Signs
At a church
Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.
Label
Signs
Frozen Ice Cubes 79¢ per bag
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Signs
Pizza My Heart
Business name
Signs
Pizza store chain in California
Tanning, Saw Sharpening & Groceries
Business name
Signs
In Clatskamie Oregon
Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.
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Signs
(written below – “Clearly You’re Doing It Wrong”)
NO PARKING Violators Will Be Ticketed
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Signs
In Madison Wisconsin
Where a Flush Beats a Full House
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Signs
On a septic tank truck
Do Do Coffee
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Taiwan
CAUTION – Cold Water May Sometimes Be Hot!!!!
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Signs
Above a restroom sink
My Dung
Restaurant name
Signs
In Rosemead CA
No Dumping Allowed
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Signs
Alongside a portable toilet
Been burglarized? Get alarmed!
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Signs
At a home security business
How You Brewin?
Business name
Signs
Coffee shops in New Jersey
Mammoth Erections
Business name
Signs
Concrete contractor in Austin Texas
If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees
Bumper sticker
Signs
The Codfather
Business name
Signs
Various fish and chip shops in the UK
Chewy Balls
Restaurant name
Signs
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