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Subject:
Signs
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Wok and Roll
Store name
Signs
Please Be Quiet – We Need To Hear a Pin Drop
Sign
Signs
Inside a bowling alley
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.
Label
Signs
On a beach ball
Closed Due To Illness
Sign
Signs
In a health food shop window
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
The Shady Lady
Signs
A window treatment company in New York
Staying In Bed Shouting, Oh God! Does Not Constitute Going to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
Sign
Signs
On road outside a factory
Nuts To You
Sign
Signs
Business name
Motel: Highly Recommended… By Owner
Sign
Signs
You’re Mad As Hell & I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore
Protest sign
Signs
Pole Dancing is Prohibited
Sign
Signs
Translations
In a park in China
Toughen Glass Cutting Board – Easily Clean, Hygienic – Warning: Not suitable for chopping food on
A Book title
,
Label
Signs
Shake well and buy often
Label
Signs
Silk Soy Milk
CAUTION – Tomatoes →
Sign
Signs
On a telephone pole
If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.
Sign
Signs
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Bring us your stuff and we'll sell it on ebay.
Sign
Signs
On a storage building in Berkeley CA
Hoosier Buddy Liquor Store
Signs
In Nashville Indiana
Somewhat Irritated about Extreme Outrage
Protest sign
Signs
Be Aware of Invisibility
Road sign in Tanzania Africa
Signs
Rug Munchers Carpet Store
Store name
Signs
Lancaster Ohio
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