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Signs On a calendar

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Church sign

Signs Outside a church

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

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Signs Sign taped across an out-of-order urinal

Please! No walking allowed without membership card.

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Signs At a mall

Not to be Used for the Other Use

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Signs Translations On a Japanese food processor

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Business name

Signs Bicycle shop in Athens Ohio

Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

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Signs On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock"

Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

Protest sign

Signs

Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5

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Signs

We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

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Signs Translations In a Japanese restaurant

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

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Signs At a restaurant

Do not put lit candles on phone.

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Signs On the instructions for a cordless phone

Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza

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Signs At a pizza parlor

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

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Signs On shop door

BUS STOP – Buses Excepted

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Signs

Tokyo Roe’s Sushi Palace

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Carlos O'Kelly's

Business name

Signs Mexican Cafe in Wichita Kansas

Coca-Cora

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Signs On a soft drink display in China

Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

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Signs In the manual for a jet ski

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Subject: Signs (Page 50)

Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.

Friday’s Confessional – 5 Free Hail Marys With Every One Our Fathers

You shall not piss! – Sign taped onto an out-of-order urinal

Please! No walking allowed without membership card.

Not to be Used for the Other Use

Cyclepath

Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

Ice Cold Ice – 2/$5

We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

Women Are Not Served Here… You Have To Bring Your Own

Do not put lit candles on phone.

Zombies Ahead – The End Is Near – Order Pizza

No Shirts – No Shoes – Required

BUS STOP – Buses Excepted

Tokyo Roe’s Sushi Palace

Carlos O'Kelly's

Coca-Cora

Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.