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Subject:
Signs
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WOK THIS WAY
Restaurant name
Signs
An Oriental restaurant in England
For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only
Label
Signs
On a string of Christmas lights
Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….
Sign
Signs
We’ll Floor U
Business name
Signs
Tile installation in Florida
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Bumper sticker
Signs
You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.
Fortune cookie
Signs
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
Instructions
Signs
On a Swann frozen dinner
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
Sign
Signs
In a health food store
Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order
Sign
Signs
Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire England
RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.
Sign
Signs
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In Boston
Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix
Signs
Signs
Food packaging
Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs
Sign
Signs
Stoner Drug
Business Name
Signs
In Rock Port Missouri
Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out
Sign
Signs
In a laundromat
Let Me Meat Your Needs
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.
Sign
Signs
On a front lawn with large arrow pointing toward their neighbor’s
Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →
Sign
Signs
Outside an amusement park ride
Outer Space for Rent
Signs
Signs
In Singapore
I Stand 4 Good Posture
Protest sign
Signs
Posture
Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals
Protest sign
Signs
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