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Absolutely No Food or Beverages Allowed in Restaurant

The Golden Shower Restaurant

Restaurant name

This is a Private Controlled Environment. Poor People & Other Disturbing Realities Strictly Prohibited. Thank You.

Obama Has A Crisis of Competnce [sic]

After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

Warning: May cause Drowsiness

Signs On a bottle of sleeping pills

Please Do Not Throw Anything or Anybody Into the Fish Pond

Forty Winks

Signs An inn in Milwaukee WI

Lee King

Signs A plumber in England

One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

I Thought Neil Young Was Supposed to Be Playing

HUNG LONG • Video Rental…

The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

Signs Instructions for an espresso kettle

Lunch now being poured.

We're #1 In the #2 Business

Signs On a septic tank truck

The early bird gets the worm; special shoppers' luncheon before 11 a.m.

Signs In a Michigan restaurant

If You’re Barefoot, You Are Walking On Fecal Matters. Don’t Be Disgustings. You Know Who You Are.

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.