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Subject:
Signs
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If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
HUNG LONG • Video Rental…
Store name
Signs
Don't Kill Wour Wife – Let Our Washing Machine Do the Dirty Work
Sign
Signs
At a Kentucky appliance store
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
Label
Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
PLEASE Do Not Feed Fingers to the Animals
Sign
Signs
At a zoo
Picnic Supplies
Sign
Signs
Over a display of condoms
Ace Exterminating – We Kill Bugs Dead, Walk-Ins Welcome
Sign
Signs
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing
Sign
Signs
On road outside a factory
Wok and Roll
Store name
Signs
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
Sign
Signs
In a New York restaurant
Chain Reaction
Business name
Signs
Bicycle Shops
Your Gardening Angel
Sign
Signs
At a garden shop
Do not use near fire or flame.
Label
Signs
On a can of Sterno®
CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
Sign
Signs
You! Off my planet!
Bumper sticker
Signs
QUIT 5T3AL!NG O R LETT3R$
Sign
Signs
Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Lots for little.
Sign
Signs
In a realtor's office
Invest in an underground condominium.
Sign
Signs
Cemetery plots
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