Subject: Signs (Page 50)

WOK THIS WAY

For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only

Erectile Dysfunction – New Fast-Acting Oral Therapy – Specializing in Sexual Health & Medicine 813-….

We’ll Floor U

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

You will soon get unexpected kisses in unexpected places.

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot

Due to Increasing Problems With Letter Louts and Vandals We Must Ask Anyone With Relatives Buried in the Graveyard to Do Their Best to Keep Them in Order

RING MY BELL for water, ice, legal documents (divorce, etc.), solar energy products, video surveillance, security alarms.

Grace – Cock Flavoured soup mix

Welcome to the Space Spiral – This ride will not accommodate strollers or basketballs

Stoner Drug

Please Remove All Of Your Clothes When the Light Goes Out

Let Me Meat Your Needs

My Next Door Neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS! – Their house is NOT ARMED! – Out of RESPECT for theri opinions I promise NOT to use MY GUNS to PROTECT THEM.

Ranger Rex Says You Must Be Shorter or Taller Than This →

Outer Space for Rent

I Stand 4 Good Posture

Protect Our Boarder [sic] Stop Illegals