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Subject:
Signs
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New Fecal Matter Cakes
Sign
Signs
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Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
Sign
Signs
At a University Center
Thermostadt
Store name
Signs
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Label
Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given
Sign
Signs
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Body & Sole
Business name
Signs
Several salons and spas
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Please Pardon Our Tulip Show – The Deer Have Eaten the Display
Sign
Signs
By a half-eaten tulip display
Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
Name of a jewelry store
You Best Vet
Store name
Signs
Veterinary Clinic
Feats of Clay
Sign
Signs
A pottery shop
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
Private – Customer Parking Only – All Others Will Be Toad
Sign
Signs
Sofa King – “Our prices are Sofa King Low”
Sign
Signs
Closed Due To Illness
Sign
Signs
In a health food shop window
This Light Never Turns Green
Sign
Signs
At a traffic light
Kills all kinds of insects… Warning: this product is harmful to bees.
Label
Signs
On an can of insecticide
One of Us, or Perhaps Both of Us, May Be Correct
Protest sign
Signs
Teach our Children Reading, Writing, Arithetic Not Gambling [sic]
Sign
Signs
Protest sign
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