Subject: Signs (Page 51)

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Fulton County Disaster Coordinator

Bread Pitt

If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees

Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing

Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

I Must Be Dyslexic; My Rights Left!

Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time

Scissors Palace

Hand Job Nails & Spa

It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.

Stay in school and be up to know-good

Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane

Re-Elect Nobody

Protect from seawater.

Free rose for mother with gas.

Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4