Subject: Signs (Page 51)

Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.

Food/Drink Signs

The French Confection

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Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

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Jock's Trap Lounge

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Bead It

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We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.

Signs Translations

I Am Joe the Plummer [sic]

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Bacon Free Library

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Do not put wet clothes in dryers, as this can cause irreparable damage.

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Hash House A Go Go

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99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

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We’ll Floor U

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Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

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Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

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Warning: Trespassers Will Be Shot – No Questions Ask; No Warning Given

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Clean World – It will change your “wipe habit” – Washing your butt is more important than washing your face.

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Urine Goes Here

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Let Me Meat Your Needs

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The Best Way to Get Back on Your Feet – Miss a Car Payment

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You Best Vet

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