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Subject:
Signs
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STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
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Signs
At a car wash
Rest Area Next Right
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Signs
[the next right leads into to a cemetery]
In Roosevelt UT
Titanic Canoe Rental
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Signs
In Wisconsin
OK SUK WHANG – Aug. 18, 1901 – Apr. 4, 1990
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Signs
Tombstone
B O, Every Saturday Night, 6:30 pm
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Signs
Ad for Bingo at an American Legion Post
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Haircuts while you wait.
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Signs
At a hair salon
Enviro Mental Protection Area
Translation
Signs
Translations
Not to be used as protection from a tornado
Label
Signs
On a blanket from Taiwan
Why Pay For Gps? Jesus Gives Direction For Free
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Signs
At a church
If you accidentally swallow more than is used for brushing, seek professional help or contact a poison control center immediately.
Label
Signs
On a tube of Crest toothpaste
Yumi
Business name
Signs
Ice cream distributor in Texas
Lake Champlain Chocolates – Selected Chocolates – Celebrate Easter with Vermont’s finest gourmet chocolate gifts, Easter eggs and Easter baskets. Certified Kosher. 10% off
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Signs
JUNK & DISORDERLY
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Signs
Name of a store in England
Absolutely No Soliciting • Especially Alternative Energy Suppliers!
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Signs
Sign on a business’s door
In memory of Leonard Ball, who hated fat people.
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Signs
On park bench with numerous arm rests restricting seating width.
Those who use stolen credit cards will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
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Signs
Mr. Brain’s 2 Pork Faggots
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Signs
Translations
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Food packaging
This Wall May Be Dangerous – Park at Your Own Risk
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Signs
There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
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Signs
No Loose Women
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Signs
On a shop window
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