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Subject:
Signs
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All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Label
Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Fulton County Disaster Coordinator
Sign
Signs
On a government issue car
Bread Pitt
Store name
Signs
A bakery in the Philippines
If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees
Bumper sticker
Signs
Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.
Instructions
Signs
On a portable stroller
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
Do Not Use While Pregnant or Nursing
Label
Signs
Warning on a box of Rogaine For Men
Filthy Stinking Rich – Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad
Bumper sticker
Signs
I Must Be Dyslexic; My Rights Left!
Protest sign
Signs
Quality Inn – Se Habla Espanol Most of the Time
Sign
Signs
Scissors Palace
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
Hand Job Nails & Spa
Business name
Signs
It’s over your head now. Time to get some professional help.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Stay in school and be up to know-good
Sign
Signs
At a school
Bitterroot – Self Storage – Cemetery Lane
Sign
Signs
Re-Elect Nobody
Bumper sticker
Signs
Protect from seawater.
Label
Signs
On a buoy
Free rose for mother with gas.
Sign
Signs
A Mother’s Day gas station sign
Ronzoni Pasta • Ziti, Spaghetti, Elbows, Vermicelli, Rotini, Ziti Ragati or Thin Spaghetti, 1 Lb. Box – 3 for 99¢ – Must Buy 4
Sign
Signs
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