Subject: Signs (Page 52)

Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.

15 Men's Wool Suits, $10 – They Won't Last An Hour!

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Stoner’s Pot Palace

No Postage Necessary If Mauled in the United States

Wise guise

Welcome to Accident

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Caution – Heavy Plant Crossing

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

Holier Than Thou

Not to be used in the commission of a felony.

CAUTION! – Do NOT swallow nails! May cause irritation!

WARNING – Jumping into Toxic Waste Does Not Give You Super Powers – May Cause Adverse Health Effects

The Borror [sic] is the Slave of the Lender. How Do Your Chains Feel America?

Tease Me, Please Me

Elizabeth Tailoring

Assman’s Barber Hairstyling Salon