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Subject:
Signs
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Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.
Sign
Signs
District of North Vancouver
Spraying of water chicken food
Translation
Signs
Translations
Slogan of a chain of Chicken restaurants in Taiwan
When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.
Bumper sticker
Signs
ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg
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Signs
All fiends and relatives.
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Signs
On a funeral card
referring to honorary pallbearers
Know Knew Books
Business name
Signs
A used book store in Palo Alto CA
Instructions: usage known.
Instructions
Signs
On a container of black pepper.
Sew Inclined
Store name
Signs
Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams
Sign
Signs
At a church
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Some assembly required.
Label
Signs
On a 500-piece puzzle
6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!
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Signs
On a 7/Eleven door
Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!
Translation
Signs
Translations
Over a German salad bar
To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.
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Signs
Notice in a doctor’s waiting room
Goat Guard Dog On Duty
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Signs
On a fence
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Not meant as substitute for human companionship.
Label
Signs
Package of Fisherman's Friend throat lozenges
Shock Your Mom – Go to Church
Sign
Signs
At a church
I Must Be Dyslexic; My Rights Left!
Protest sign
Signs
ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER
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Signs
Somewhat Disabled
Sign
Signs
At parking space
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