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Subject:
Signs
(Page 52)
This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? —–> (U R)
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Cluck You Chicken
Business name
Signs
Restaurant in Sunnyvale California
Chewy Balls
Restaurant name
Signs
UNITED METHODIST CHURCH– George St. at Livingston Ave, New Brunswick Church School Classes 9:30 am, Morning Worship 11:00 am – “WHIPS AND CHAINS AND WORSHIP” Maundy Thursday – April 13th
Sign
Signs
At a church
RULY MOB
Protest sign
Signs
Do Not Pee on Plastic Bag
Sign
Signs
Above an out-of-order toilet covered with a plastic bag
The Hairtaker
Business name
Signs
A barbershop in Los Angeles
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
3 Words that will save the economy – Gay Bridal Registry
Protest sign
Signs
Please look down for lizard before opening this door. • Lizards live at the bottom of this door.
Sign
Signs
Mattie’s Restaurant and Yogurt Palace, “An alternative to Good Eating”
Sign
Signs
Restaurant business card in Decatur Texas
Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Sign
Signs
At a church
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
Sign
Signs
By the door of a restaurant
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
On an infant's bathtub
We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.
Sign
Signs
At an electric company
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
Translation
Signs
Translations
At a zoo in Thailand
A Flush Beats a Full House!
Sign
Signs
On a plumbing van in the Cincinnati area
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
Sign
Signs
On a plumber's truck
The French Confection
Business name
Signs
A confectionary
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Label
Signs
Box of pills
Instructions
The Vigilante Law Firm
Business name
Signs
In PA & NJ
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