Subject: Signs (Page 52)

No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

Drain Surgeons

Dew It Yourself

I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

Warning: contains nuts

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

This Is Not a Good Sign

THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break

Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!

The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.

There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.

Passmore Gas & Propane

To expedite your visit, please back in.

GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area

Archangel Fireworks Inc.

Wash Upon A Star

Passers By

I’m Not Threatened By Your Post-Secondary Education