Subject: Signs (Page 52)

Attention Dog Guardians – Pick up after your dogs. Thank you.
Attention Dogs – Grrrrr, Bark, woof. Good dog.

Spraying of water chicken food

When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.

ELF CUTLETS In Wine $2.29 – 12 oz Pkg

All fiends and relatives.

Know Knew Books

Instructions: usage known.

Sew Inclined

Forbidden Fruits Create Many Jams

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Some assembly required.

6 Students only in the store at one time please! • No Backpacsk • No Large Handbags • No Boomerangs!

Due to the current health risks associated with eating roar vegetables, Consume at your own choice and risk!!!

To avoid delay, please have all your symptoms ready.

Goat Guard Dog On Duty

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Not meant as substitute for human companionship.

Shock Your Mom – Go to Church

I Must Be Dyslexic; My Rights Left!

ENTRANCE ONLY – DO NOT ENTER

Somewhat Disabled