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Subject:
Signs
(Page 52)
No Mas Illegal Alliens [sic] ‘R’ Fugitives From Justice Go Home
Protest sign
Signs
When you do a good deed, get a receipt – in case heaven is like the IRS.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Drain Surgeons
Business name
Signs
Numerous sewer & drain cleaning services
Dew It Yourself
Sign
Signs
For lawn sprinkler system
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Warning: contains nuts
Label
Signs
Sainsbury's peanuts
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
Sign
Signs
Large sign outside a bar
This Is Not a Good Sign
Sign
Signs
?
THIN ICE – Go Ahead… Try It – Anyway… You Don’t Weigh That Much… It Won’t Break
Sign
Signs
At a lake
Big crap sale today! Rush yourself here!
Translation
Signs
Translations
The Town Hall is Closed Until Opening. It Will Remain Closed After Being Opened. Open Tomorrow.
Sign
Signs
Outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales
There is A Good Chance An Accident Brought You Into This World. Don’t Let One Take You Out.
Sign
Signs
Passmore Gas & Propane
Business Name
Signs
In Arizona
To expedite your visit, please back in.
Sign
Signs
On a proctologist’s door
GO SLOW – Accident Porn Area
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
Sign
Signs
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
Passers By
Store name
Signs
A Convenience store in the Philippines
I’m Not Threatened By Your Post-Secondary Education
Protest sign
Signs
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