Subject: Signs (Page 53)

Wash Inside Out – Remove Child Before Washing – Made in China

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A Deli Named Desire

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A Happy Time Lets Spend – There is this hand I freeze near, and to wipe a beautiful person, the tears

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Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

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Eat Here or We'll Both Starve

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Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

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He who laughs last is laughing at you.

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Brew ha!

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AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.

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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.

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Shoe Repair – I Will Heel You – I Will Save Your Sole – I Will Even Dye For You

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I Am Joe the Plummer [sic]

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Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

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Dick Cleaners and Drapery Service

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We Offer Pizza and Quiet.

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Give Death Panels a Chance

Death Signs

Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.

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Another Load of Politicians Promises

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Not to be used as protection from a tornado

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Invite Us To Your Next Blowout.

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Wok This Way

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