Subject: Signs (Page 53)

Hand-polished…by machine

Warning: This product can burn eyes.

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Family Jewels

Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.

Lent: Spring Training For Christians

PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS

Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess

THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed

Blind Drive on Right

Warning – remove lock before driving.

Do not throw baby out with bath water.

NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM

Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.

Rich Manger Attorney

Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.

In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell

Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense

Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink

Pleased to Meat You