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Subject:
Signs
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Hand-polished…by machine
Label
Signs
On a box of toothpicks
Warning: This product can burn eyes.
Label
Signs
From a curling iron
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
Label
Signs
On Boot's children's cough medicine
Family Jewels
Business name
Signs
Name of a jewelry store
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Lent: Spring Training For Christians
Sign
Signs
At a church
PIANO PLAYER WANTED – MUST HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF OPENING CLAMS
Sign
Signs
Real Men Work Here! – See the Mess
Sign
Signs
THE NORTONS – No Relatives Allowed
Sign
Signs
At a home
Blind Drive on Right
Sign
Signs
Road sign north of Saint Helena CA
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
Do not throw baby out with bath water.
Label
Signs
On an infant's bathtub
NO UNAUTHORIZED TRESPASSING AFTER NINE PM
Sign
Signs
Please keep loud, wild babes out of the sanctuary.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A sign at cathedral entrance in Cancun Mexico
Rich Manger Attorney
Business name
Signs
High Point NC
Warning: Dangerous Area. No Trespassing Without Permission From Main Office.
Sign
Signs
Outside a lumber yard in Troy ID
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Instructions
Signs
In a car manual
I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It Then I Went to Hell
Sign
Signs
At a church
Children Left Unattended Will Be Towed At Parents Expense
Sign
Signs
Weekend Special – Show us Your Taxidermied Friend and Get 1/2 off Any Drink
Sign
Signs
Large sign outside a bar
Pleased to Meat You
Sign
Signs
On butcher's window
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