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Hand Job Nails & Spa

What Can You Do With Your Tongue?” James 3:5-12

No On Premises Consumation of Alochol

Signs At a gas station in Currituck County North Carolina

Hash House A Go Go

Signs Restaurant in San Diego

Impeah [sic] Obama

If Caught Banging You Will Be Asked to Leave

Signs On a slot machine

Bread Pitt

Signs A bakery in the Philippines

M.T. Bellies

Signs Restaurants in Vermont and elsewhere

QUICKSAND. ANY PERSON PASSING THIS POINT WILL BE DROWNED. BY ORDER OF THE DISTRICT COUNCIL.

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.

Signs On a bag of cat biscuits

For a limited time only.

Signs From a Rally's commercial that described how their burgers were fresh

DANGER Due To Hipsters

Signs On construction scaffolding

Don’t Forget, Judas Also Left Early

Signs Outside a church

Do Not Park In Driveway – No Mushroom Hunting – No Other Hunting – No Church People EVER – Owner Is Dangerous With Gun

Attention! – Do not leave items of value in vehicle – you are in Stockton not Fairyland

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Signs On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package

This Rally Was On My Bucket List.