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Subject:
Signs
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Edifice Wrecks
Sign
Signs
At a demolition company
Someone will invite you to a Karaoke party.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Coca-Cora
Sign
Signs
On a soft drink display in China
Instructions: usage known.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
On can of black pepper.
You’re Mad As Hell & I’m Not Going To Take It Anymore
Protest sign
Signs
Fuk-Mi
Business name
Signs
Sushi and seafood buffet
Archangel Fireworks Inc.
Sign
Signs
Do not take if allergic to zantac.
Label
Signs
On Zantac 75
Cycle Lane – Except cycles
Sign
Signs
Welcome to Accident
Sign
Signs
A town in Maryland
Malfunction: Too less water.
Sign
Signs
A notice left on a coffee machine
We Will Oil Your Sewing Machine and Adjust Tension In Your Home For $1
Sign
Signs
In a repair shop
The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!
Protest sign
Signs
Septic Tanks Pumped — Swimming Pools Filled — Not Same Truck
Sign
Signs
Objects in view are bigger and more frightening than they appear.
Label
Signs
On a microscope
Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
Label
Food/Drink
Signs
Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11
The Mother Church of Savannah Methodism – Worship 11:00 – MONEY!! – All Are Welcome
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
No Motorized Bicycles, Horses Or Dogs Allowed On Pier
Road sign
Signs
On southern California coast
Get A Brain! Morans
Sign
Signs
Man carrying a protest sign
Jock's Trap Lounge
Business name
Signs
Bar & restaurant in Detroit
Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
Bumper sticker
Signs
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