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Subject:
Signs
(Page 54)
Vinyl Resting Place
Business name
Signs
2nd hand record shop in England
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Label
Signs
On a children's Superman costume
Little grass is having rest, please don’t disturb them.
Translation
Signs
Translations
A “Keep Off the Grass” sign in China
Report: Armstrong Used Rugs
Sign
Signs
Drugs
Lance Armstrong
On a local CBS TV report
Bea’s Ho-Made Products
Sign
Signs
Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.
Sign
Signs
On a prescription label
Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button
Label
Signs
In the instruction manual for a Canon camera
Buy the Book
Store name
Signs
Buy the Book
MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake
Protest sign
Signs
If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.
Sign
Signs
At a zoo penguin enclosure
Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed
Sign
Signs
At a golf course
Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea
Business name
Signs
In San Lorenzo CA
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.
Label
Signs
On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame
Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
Sign
Signs
In a restaurant window
Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car
Sign
Signs
Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc
Business name
Signs
In New York City
STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams
Sign
Signs
At a car wash
Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?
Protest sign
Science/Weather
Signs
Cook The Books
Business name
Signs
Various accountancies run by people called Cook
Gone KIting
Business name
Signs
Kite shop
The Golden Shower Restaurant
Restaurant name
Signs
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