Subject: Signs (Page 54)

I. M. Wong

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Please. Wash the parmesan cheese shakers at the table across from. The young girl was licking the top of the shaker. Thank you.

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Please Don’t Flash the Octopus

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We Repair What Your Husband Fixed

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Donate now – don’t let us be caught with our pints down!

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The courtesy phone is temporarily out of service. For assistance please call 503-849….

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How do you spell ingnorant? [sic] R-O-C-K-E-R

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Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

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Do Not Use While Sleeping

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All fiends and relatives.

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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

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Jock's Trap Lounge

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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

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One Hugh [sic] Mistake America

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Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place

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General Store – Guns – Wedding Gowns – Beer

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Please Do Not Annoy, Torment, Pester, Plague, Mokest, Worry, Bedger, Harry, Harass, Heckle, Persecute, Irk, Bullyrag, Vex, disquiet, Grate, Beset, Bother, Tease, Nettle, Tantalize, or Ruffle the Animals

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Rising Loafer

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Crummy Plumbing Company

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Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.

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Disaster Masters Inc

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