Subject: Signs (Page 54)

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

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Used Beer Department

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Birthday Card for a 2-year-old – Not suitable for children under 3.

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Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma

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Beware of Invisibility

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Soft Shoulder; Blind Curves – Steep Grade; Big Trucks – GOOD LUCK!

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Baguetti Junction

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Rich Manger Attorney

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Can’t Poop – Or Poop Too Much – We Can Help

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Our Spinach Salad… is to die from

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Please Don’t Urinate in the Drinking Fountain

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I dropped a pair of scissors behind my stove, but my arms are too big to reach them. If you have a child with slim arms, meet me here at 4 pm Tuesday. We’ll take him to my house and see if his arms fit behind my stove. Bring fireproof gloves and a light snack.

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Bait Sandwiches • LUCAS FOODS • Ice Gas

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Two Wongs

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Open Other End

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Turn Your Head and Coif

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If Your Beliefs Fit On A Sign – Think Harder

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We Dispense With Accuracy

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Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

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Kuntz Insurance Group

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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

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