Subject: Signs (Page 54)

Vinyl Resting Place

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Report: Armstrong Used Rugs

Bea’s Ho-Made Products

Insert one rectally by mouth every day as needed.

Do Not Rattle Playfully at the Shutter Button

Buy the Book

MODERATION OR DEATH! … or Cake

If I smell, it’s because I’m A Penguin and I eat fish.

Any Persons (Except Players) Caught Collecting Golf Balls on this Course Will Be Prosecuted and Have Their Balls Removed

Frodo Joe’s Coffee and Tea

Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.

Dairy Queen • Scream Until Daddy Stops the Car

Dyno-Mite Hooker Towing Service Inc

STOP – PLease Wait for Attendant – We Cannot Wash Any Grand-Ams

Why Aren’t Humans Still Evolving Into Monkeys?

Cook The Books

Gone KIting

The Golden Shower Restaurant