Subject: Signs (Page 55)

Serenity Now or Insanity Later

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I Stand 4 Good Posture

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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We are open on Labor Day.

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Fish & Salad – All you cant eat $90.00

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Cash 22

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Urine Goes Here

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No Appointment Necessary – We'll Hear You Coming

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Archangel Fireworks Inc.

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Manely Hair

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Read the Bible – It Will Scare the Hell Out of You

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Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma

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The appliance is switched on by setting the on/off switch to the 'on' position.

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Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons—come hear one!

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The Copier is out of Order! Yes – We have called the serviceman.
Yes – He will be in today. No – We cannot fix it.
No – We do not know how long it will take.
No – We do not know what caused it.
No – We do not know who broke it. Yes – We are keeping it.
No – We do not know what you are going to do now. – Thank You

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Wash with warm water. Use mild soap. Dry flat. Do not use bleach. Do not dry in the dryer. Do not iron. We are sorry that our president is an idiot. We did not vote for him.

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You’ll like our grade of honey – it’s bee-plus.

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Warning – Please look under your vehicle for penguins

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Edifice Wrecks

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Glory Hole Park

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This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

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