Subject: Signs (Page 55)

Houseplants are for ornamental use and should not be consumed.

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Whore – Amazing Happen NBA

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Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

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Who’s Your Daddy?

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Look! Our new baby is on our car!

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CHINA BUFFET – All you Can Eat – LAUNDROMAT

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St. Varentines’ Day

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Another Load of Politicians Promises

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Please note – Fertilizing in progress – Do not lick your balls

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99¢ Only Stores – Open 9 days a week 9 am – 9 pm

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get 50% off – or half price, whichever is less

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Adam Blamed Eve, Eve Blamed the Snake, and the Snake Didn’t Have a Leg to Stand On

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Glory Hole Park

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We’ll clean for you. We’ll press for you. We’ll even dye for you.

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Youth in Asia Will Kill Your Grandma

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Boneless Bananas 89¢

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Any Member of Staff Caught Using the Cistern to Keep Beer Chilled Will Face a Disciplinary Investigation

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SWIMMING NOTICE – Minnesota State Law Strictly Prohibits Underwater Smoking

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PEE COLA

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Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.

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Why Buy New Cars, When You Can Buy • A.B.USED CARS • in A NO HAGGLE – NO HASSLE CAR LOT

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