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Subject:
Signs
(Page 55)
Garden of Eat’en
Store name
Signs
Restaurant name in St. John’s Newfoundland
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Divorce Court
Street Sign
Signs
Off Easy Lane in Heather Highlands PA
No stopping or standing.
Sign
Signs
At a bus stop
We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too
Sign
Signs
In the bathroom of a mom and pop store
Pizza Orgasmica and Brewing Company
Business name
Signs
BEDSIDE MANOR
Sign
Signs
At a doctor’s home
Do not lean on gate for it occurs you Trouble.
Translation
Signs
Translations
In Japan
Wish: To end all the killing in the world. Hobbies: Hunting and fishing.
Sign
Signs
Of baseball player Bryan Harvey [flashed on a scoreboard during a game]
I’m okay with the Mosque… but Wal-Mart really Scares Me
Protest sign
Signs
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Do not spray into electrical outlet.
Label
Signs
On a hose nozzle
Do Not Empty Your Dog – Children Play Here
Sign
Signs
Translations
At a park playground
All daddy wanted was a blow job.
Signs
On a 4-year old’s T-shirt
Heaven Is Full – Go Home
Sign
Signs
Anyone Leaving Their Garments Here For More Than 30 Days Will Be Disposed Of
Sign
Signs
In a dry cleaner's shop
Mane Attraction
Store name
Signs
A beauty parlor
English Tootering
Sign
Signs
In front of a small language school in Vancouver British Columbia
Swallowing Pride Will Never Give You Indigestion
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Ugly Girl Hand Cream
Sign
Signs
In China
S C E N I C V I E W [closed]
Road sign
Signs
On I-90 in Washington State
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