Subject: Signs (Page 56)

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Do not put in mouth.

Genuine Fake Watches

Ugly Girl Hand Cream

Fulton County Disaster Coordinator

Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired

Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear

Warning: May contain traces of nuts

BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive

THIS IS NOT A BIN

A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.

Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk

Entrance Only – Do Not Enter

Den of Antiquities

Do not use house paint on face.

Make Falafel Not War

Feman

Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow