Subject: Signs (Page 56)

Born Again Auto Sales

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Do not peel label off.

Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench

Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions

Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ

Warning: May contain small parts

Binge and Purr Cat Food

Butt Drugs

Scissors Palace

Titanic Canoe Rental

Caution: Not An Automatic Door

More Fun Less Taxis [sic]

What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!

Suppose you can get what you want.

This Is Not a Good Sign

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Do not spray in eyes.

H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law

Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!

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