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Subject:
Signs
(Page 56)
Born Again Auto Sales
Business name
Signs
In Merrick in New York
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
Sign
Signs
Do not peel label off.
Label
Signs
On a drink bottle label
Please Sit on a Towel if You are Nude. – No Bench Wiping is Allowed – Nobody Wants to Clean Your Crap off the Bench
Sign
Signs
At a health club
Private Driveway Protected By Mountian [sic] Lions
Sign
Signs
Welcome to the Flippin Church of Christ
Church sign
Signs
At a church in Flippin AR
Warning: May contain small parts
Label
Signs
On a Frisbee package
Binge and Purr Cat Food
Store name
Signs
Butt Drugs
Business name
Signs
A pharmacy in Corydon Indiana
Scissors Palace
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
Titanic Canoe Rental
Sign
Signs
In Wisconsin
Caution: Not An Automatic Door
Sign
Signs
By the door of a restaurant
More Fun Less Taxis [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
Suppose you can get what you want.
Fortune cookie
Signs
This Is Not a Good Sign
Sign
Signs
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0% OFF • Select Items – Today
Sign
Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
Do not spray in eyes.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of Windex
H. Woodrow Crook Attorney at Law
Business Name
Signs
In Virginia
Anyone caught exiting thru this door will be asked to leave!
Sign
Signs
Rugsuckers
Business name
Signs
Carpet cleaning service in Minneapolis
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