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Subject:
Signs
(Page 56)
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object
Label
Signs
On a a hammer
Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]
Protest sign
Signs
7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.
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Signs
Beware of Road Surprises
Road sign in India
Signs
Little Hope
Business name
Signs
Cemetery in Kentucky
School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile
Sign
Signs
Outside a school
TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.
Sign
Signs
You cannot save the world!
Label
Signs
On a Power Puff® Girls costume
If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product
Label
Signs
On a package of drain opener
Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers
Sign
Signs
For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church
Sign
Signs
At a New York nursing home
TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits
Sign
Signs
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.
Label
Signs
On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia
How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper
Sign
Signs
In a restroom stall
NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted
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Signs
Along a road
You Shit It… We Get It
Sign
Signs
On a sludge disposal truck in Pennsylvania
Just a shade better.
Sign
Signs
On an awning manufacturer’s door
Get Stuffed
Business name
Signs
A taxidermist’s shop in London
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