Subject: Signs (Page 56)

Norman D Landing

The greatest danger could be your stupidity. 

Caution – Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object

Get Government Out of Medecine [sic]

7 watt – Blue bulb – Intermediate Base – for holiday lights and signs. – Last approximately 1,000 hours. – Dura aproximadamente 2,000 horas.

Little Hope

School Starts Sep 4 – Resistance Is Futile

TATTOOS – For Lease – Starting at $7.00 sq. ft.

You cannot save the world!

If You Do Not Understand or Cannot Read All Directions and Warnings, Do Not Use this Product

Wendy’s – Now Hiring Fulltime Losers

For the Sick and Tired Of the Episcopal Church

TACO BELL – Now Hiring All Shits

Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

How Will You Spend Eternity – Smoking or Non-Smoking?

To Avoid Flooding Please Do Not Flush Anything But Toilet Paper

NOTICE – Thank You For Noticing This New Notice – Your Noticing It Has Been Noted

You Shit It… We Get It

Just a shade better.

Get Stuffed