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Subject:
Signs
(Page 56)
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
Bumper sticker
Age
Appearance
Old
Signs
Do not put in mouth.
Label
Signs
Box of bottle rockets
Genuine Fake Watches
Sign
Signs
Ugly Girl Hand Cream
Sign
Signs
In China
Having Fun Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
Fulton County Disaster Coordinator
Sign
Signs
On a government issue car
Traditional Chinese food, expertly repaired
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Rock Creek General Store – We Have Worms in the Rear
Sign
Signs
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
Label
Signs
On a Hershey's Almond Bar
BEER • Now Cheaper than Gas! – Drink, Don’t Drive
Sign
Signs
THIS IS NOT A BIN
Sign
Signs
On a bin
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Back Off! – We Ain’t Hauling’ Milk
Sign
Signs
On back of a Danny’s Septic Service truck
Entrance Only – Do Not Enter
Sign
Signs
Den of Antiquities
Business name
Signs
Numerous antiques stores
Do not use house paint on face.
Label
Signs
From a Visa commercial depicting an expectant couple shopping for paint
Make Falafel Not War
Protest sign
Food/Drink
Signs
Feman
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign over a women’s restroom
Who Says There’s No Thing as a Free Lunch? Win a FREE lunch for Your Office. One Winner Every Friday! – Pets n’ More – 197 Wolf Road, Colonie…
Sign
Signs
If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
Sign
Signs
In a non-smoking area
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
Label
Signs
On a mattress
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