Subject: Signs (Page 57)

Mama Zuma’s Revenge

In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.

Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit.

HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)

Out of Work

Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge

Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…

Reserved for plant manager.

Scissors Palace

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

Please ask a member of staff for help with erection

Turn off motor before using this product.

Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God

Vicious Cycle

Fits one head.

French Creeps

Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend

Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment

The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!

If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car

If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It