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Subject:
Signs
(Page 57)
Repeel [sic] Congress
Protest sign
Signs
Lunch and Learn Seminar: 'Who's controlling your life?' (get your manager's permission before attending)
Sign
Signs
The contents of a flyer for corporate seminar
Tues Orgy 7 pm – All Ages
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
HOMOPHOBIA IS SO GAY
Protest sign
Signs
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.
Sign
Signs
On a menu
Passmore Gas & Propane
Business Name
Signs
In Arizona
The Lactation Station
Business name
Signs
A breast pump retailer in Lexington Kentucky
Welcome to our OOL – Notice there’s no ‘P’ in it… Let’s Keep It This Way
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Signs
Warning: High in sodium
Label
Signs
On a container of salt
Brief Moments
Sign
Signs
Name of an English lingerie shop
For use on animals only.
Label
Signs
Electric Cattle Prod
No Children Allowed
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Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
Bumper sticker
Signs
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
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Signs
In a hospital
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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Signs
On a electrician's truck
Spruce Springclean
Business name
Signs
Home cleaning service
Cheeseteak – Hot Roast Beef Sandwiches – 2008 Best Cheesesteak – We specialize in BBQ & Pharmaceutical Services…
Sign
Signs
Don’tt Drink and Drive
Sign
Signs
Road sign
Chicken – $3.70
Real Chicken – $6.75
Sign
Signs
On Oriental restaurant menu
Danger Ahead: Fasten Safety Belts and Remove Dentures
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
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