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Subject:
Signs
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Walmart Is Not The Only Saving Place
Sign
Signs
At a church
Salesmen Welcome – Dog Food is Expensive
Sign
Signs
On a fence
Soul Food Served Here
Sign
Signs
At a church
In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.
Label
Autos
Signs
In a car manual
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
Sign
Signs
In a hospital
⬅ Trips to the Moon
Sign
Signs
Alongside a road
Beware of Falling Deer: Leopards conceal their unfinished food in the tops of trees
Sign
Signs
At an animal park
A-1 Sales & Services, Inc. – Tree, Debris & Stump Removal, Domain Names, Website Hosting & Development
Sign
Signs
On a pickup truck
Fuk-Mi
Business name
Signs
Sushi and seafood buffet
Mammoth Erections
Sign
Signs
A business name
Please consume all food on premises.
Sign
Signs
At a Souplantation restaurant
Passers By
Store name
Signs
A Convenience store in the Philippines
WARNING –Fence Treated With Lubricant
Sign
Signs
On a fence
CAUTION – Please be aware that the balcony is not on ground level.
Sign
Signs
At a balcony
Bye Bye Bifocals
Business name
Signs
An optician in Dallas
In the dark? Follow the Son.
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Nob End
British town name
Signs
Democrats Are Sexy. Who Ever Heard of Good Piece of Elephant.
Protest sign
Government
Politicians
Signs
Suppose you can get what you want.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
Label
Signs
American Airlines Peanuts
What Do We Want? – PATIENCE!!>>When Do We Want It? – NOW!!
Protest sign
Signs
Patience
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