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Subject:
Signs
(Page 57)
Mama Zuma’s Revenge
Store name
Signs
In case of an emergency in this building, please call 301-241-…., Ext. 1050 and leave message.
Sign
Signs
Ingredients: Artificially bleached flour, sugar, vegetable fat, yeast, salt, gluten, soya flour, emulsifier 472 (E) & 481, flour treatment agents, enzymes, water. May contain: fruit.
Label of ingredients
Signs
The ingredients list on a package of fruit buns
HELP WANTED! (SIRIUS Persons only Inquire – Please)
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Signs
Out of Work
Translation
Signs
Translations
On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
Guys, No Shirt, No Service – Girls, No Shirt, No Charge
Sign
Signs
Rabies Clinic & Bake Sale January 19th – $8/Animal…
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Signs
Reserved for plant manager.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
Scissors Palace
Store name
Signs
A barber shop
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
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Signs
Please ask a member of staff for help with erection
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Signs
Selection?
Turn off motor before using this product.
Label
Signs
On the packaging for a chain saw file
used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Vicious Cycle
Store name
Signs
Fits one head.
Label
Signs
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box
French Creeps
Sign
Translation
Signs
In a Los Angeles restaurant
Ponderosa Veterinary Hospital • Spay or Neuter Your Best Friend
Sign
Signs
Please Respect Our Massage Technicians. This Is Not A “Happing Ending” Establishment
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Signs
At a massage parlor
The US of A Constution [sic] Lives – We are Awake Now!!
Protest sign
Signs
If You Can't Read This, It's Time To Wash Your Car
Sign
Signs
In front of a New Hampshire car wash
If You Don’t Believe In Government, Perhaps You Shouldn’t Run For It
Protest sign
Signs
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