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Subject:
Signs
(Page 58)
Talk Dirty To Me
Business name
Signs
Janitorial company in Albuquerque New Mexico
Direction #1: Remove plastic.
Label
Signs
Microwave popcorn packaged so that the directions cannot be read unless opened and unfolded
Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.
Instructions
Signs
On a box of pills.
For patient safety, patients are not allowed to buy food from the cafeteria.
Sign
Signs
In a hospital
If You Don't See What You're Looking For, You've Come To the Right Place
Sign
Signs
At an optometrist's office
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
Bumper sticker
Signs
0% OFF • Select Items – Today
Sign
Signs
Large banner hanging from a store
Somewhat Irritated about Extreme Outrage
Protest sign
Signs
DANGER – Groin Subject To Wave Overtopping
Sign
Signs
At a beach
Doggie Styles Pet Grooming
Business Name
Signs
In Reynoldsburg Ohio
Hurry Cutter – Barbershop
Signs
Signs
In the Phillippines
Little Hope
Business name
Signs
Cemetery in Kentucky
Instructional video on hooking up VCR included.
Label
Signs
On a VCR box
AVOID – Sleeping Near the Windows, Wearing Heavy Jewels, Leaving the Luggages as Abandoned, Friendship with Strangers, Victims of Spurious Drinks, Be Alert Throughout the Journey.
Outside a train station in Mumbai India
Signs
No Shooting – Guest from Sept. 1st to Jan 1st
Sign
Signs
Parking For Birds Only
Sign
Signs
In a Massachusetts parking area reserved for birdwatchers
Homescholers for Perry
Sign
Signs
Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender
Sign
Signs
Last line added underneath
FOR HELP 1. Push RED BUTTON
2. Or YELL
Sign
Signs
Eat Here or We'll Both Starve
Sign
Signs
On a little restaurant
YahPoo! Plumbing
Business name
Signs
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