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Subject:
Signs
(Page 58)
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Fatal Restaurant
Signs
Signs
In Hungary
Great Cod Almighty
Business name
Signs
A fish and chip shop
A Pane In The Glass
Business name
Signs
Glass company
Serenity Now or Insanity Later
Protest sign
Signs
Use of term ‘Sunday’ for reference only. No meteorological warranties express or implied.
Label
Signs
On a calendar
Reserved for plant manager.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
PEE COLA
Signs
Signs
Bottled in Ghana by Pee Cola Limited
Our Teachers Make a Differance
Sign
Signs
[sic]
Outside a school
Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was we would have hired their contractor.
Sign
Signs
On a road in Boston during a major construction project
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
Label
Signs
On Bowl Fresh toilet cleaner package
Back By Monday
Business name
Signs
United Kingdom entertainment consultants
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Out For a Quick Byte
Sign
Signs
On door of a computer store
Clayton Homes • 1st Time Home Buyers – Free Pork n Beans – Happy Holidays
Sign
Signs
We go out on a limb for you.
Sign
Signs
At a tree surgeon’s truck
Pizza the Action
Business name
Signs
A pizza restaurant in England
This Is Eat
Signs
Signs
A small restaurant in the Phillippines
If you keep shouting like that, you’ll get big muscles all over your face.
Protest sign
Signs
Federal Screw Works
Business Name
Signs
n Clinton MIchigan
Paneless Cleaning
Business name
Signs
Window washing company
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