Subject: Signs (Page 58)

In honor of Earth Day, anyone asking for help today will be treated like dirt.

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Burgers – Flesh, Tasty Sandwich Spread

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Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

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Three Ethnics & A Wasp Ltd

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Look before driving.

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Swift, courteous self-service

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More Beer Nuts, Less Paranoid Nuts!

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Soul Food Served Here

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Do not use as ear plugs.

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Having Sex Burns Around 4 Calories per Minute, roughly the Same as Mowing the Lawn.

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God Does Not Believe In Atheists, Therefore Atheists Do Not Exist

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Condoms & Lubricants – Make Dad’s Day

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Welcome To – Arkansas – The Natural State – Home of President Bill Clinton In Compliance With Megan’s Law, The Above is a Known Sex Offender

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Pizza My Heart

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Saudia Hairline

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We Have Beer As Cold As Your Girlfriend’s Heart

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Caution: Objects in the mirror may have flunked drivers education.

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If Door Does Not Open – Do Not Enter

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Home of the Ho-Made Pies

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I Am Joe the Plummer [sic]

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Black Anus Steak with 2 stuffed Shrimp… $34.95

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