Subject: Signs (Page 58)

Caution: Nuts Crossing Road

Broken English Spoken Perfectly

Warning: Not for human consumption

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No Children Allowed

Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Cycle Lane – Except cycles

Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass

Do not eat.

Norman D Landing

CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads

These rows reserved for parents with children.

Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.

We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.

Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.

Stiff Nipples

Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…

Back in 37½ Seconds

Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice

Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.