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Subject:
Signs
(Page 58)
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
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Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
Broken English Spoken Perfectly
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Signs
Seen at a store in the Yucatan Peninsula
Warning: Not for human consumption
Label
Signs
On tropical fish food
Now Available In Multi-Packs
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Signs
On a display of "You're my one and only" Valentine cards
No Children Allowed
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Signs
At a Florida maternity ward
Burnt Flesh Tanning Salon
Business name
Signs
Translations
In Manila Philippines
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Cycle Lane – Except cycles
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Signs
Sunday’s Message: Jesus Said, Bring Me That Ass
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Signs
At a church
Do not eat.
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Signs
On a slip of paper in a stereo box– referring to the styrofoam packing
Norman D Landing
Business name
Signs
A military shop in the UK
CAUTION – Propellers Rip Off Heads
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Signs
In the service area of a small airport
These rows reserved for parents with children.
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Signs
At a church
Not for children. Letters may be used to construct words, phrases and sentences that may be deemed offensive.
Label
Signs
On toy alphabet blocks
We are Handicapped-Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you.
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Signs
A notice in a restaurant
Please Take Care of Your Personal Belongings All The Time. Prevent Your Bags Being Sneaks.
Translation
Signs
Translations
Stiff Nipples
Business name
Signs
Air conditioning service
Protein, Spirulina, Pee Pollen…
Label
Signs
Ingredients in a smoothy
Back in 37½ Seconds
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Signs
At food court counter
Caution: Road Slippery From Grape Juice
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Signs
On A road in Cyprus (translated)
Our Credit Advisor Is Mrs. Helen Waite. If You Want Credit From Us, Go To Helen Waite.
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Signs
In a gas station
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