Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Signs
(Page 59)
Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law
Sign
Signs
Sisters of Mercy
Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS
Protest sign
Signs
My way is the highway. – God
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
Hung Far Low
A Chinese restaurant in Portland OR
Signs
Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…
Sign
Signs
Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!
Protest sign
Signs
No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves
Label
Signs
On a pair of lambskin gloves
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
Sign
Signs
Gay St. Changes to Two Way
Street Sign
Signs
Keep out of reach of children
Label
Signs
On a baby oil bottle
Historic Nutt House Hotel
Business Name
Signs
In Granbury Texas
Young Dong Garden
A restaurant in Arcadia CA
Signs
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
Label
Signs
On a Holmes® bathroom heater
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.
Sign
Signs
In a cafeteria
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Sign
Signs
On a leaflet
100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife
Sign
Signs
An apparel label
Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned
Sign
Signs
By order of the District Council
CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.
Sign
Signs
This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."
Sign
Signs
Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer
Sign
Signs
DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark
Sign
Signs
Page 59 of 96
« First
« Previous
57
58
59
60
61
Next »
Last »