Subject: Signs (Page 59)

He who laughs last is laughing at you.

Caution: Nuts Crossing Road

If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal

Music Score:  Beethoven 7,  Bach 3

RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW

Big Bone Lick State Park

PITA PAN

If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.

Wash Upon A Star

Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.

ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.

Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink

Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.

Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown

Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm

We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!

Our whipped butter is made with margarine

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Out of Work