Subject: Signs (Page 59)

Bung Hole

Caution: Contents may catch fire.

Slow Parking Ahead

BUY ONE, GET ONE

Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.

Raiders of the Lost Art

Weddiang

After opening, keep upright.

A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.

M.T. Bellies

No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace

We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.

Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements

My Dog Can Lick Anyone

This product must be cooked before eating.

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

Feman

If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.

Members and Non Members Only

Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts

Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.