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Subject:
Signs
(Page 59)
Beware of the Dog. – The Cat is Not Trustworthy Either.
Sign
Signs
Warning – remove lock before driving.
Label
Signs
On a steering wheel lock
A Pane In The Glass
Business name
Signs
Glass company
Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
Sign
Signs
In a New York restaurant
Leaf It to Me
Business name
Signs
Yard care service
PMS Center
Business name
Signs
– Packing - Mailing - Shipping
Get Stuffed
Business name
Signs
A taxidermist’s shop in London
Second Time Around
Store name
Signs
A second-hand watch store
Don’t forget your ring!
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Signs
By a dormitory bathtub
Please Do Not Pee on Ladies or Gentlemen
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Signs
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Servers Wanted All You Can Eat 4–9 PM
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Think Outside the FOX
Protest sign
Signs
Dying Right Here Is Strictly Prohibited
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign in China
100% pure all-natural fresh-squeezed orange juice from concentrate.
Label
Signs
On an orange juice can
We Aim To Please, So, Please, You Aim Too
Sign
Signs
In the bathroom of a mom and pop store
Shoplifters Will Be Beaten Over the Head With an Organic Carrot
Sign
Signs
In a health food store
For your convenience and safety, the restrooms are located through the lingerie department.
Sign
Signs
At a San Diego California department store
DOWN WITH ZIPPERS
Protest sign
Signs
We serve people like you as good food!
Translation
Signs
Translations
KIDS EAT FREE – LIVE CLOWNS – EVERY TUES – 6:30 TO 8:30
Sign
Signs
At a restaurant
Reserved for plant manager.
Sign
Signs
Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery
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