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Subject:
Signs
(Page 59)
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
Fortune cookie
Signs
Caution: Nuts Crossing Road
Sign
Signs
At a Macadamia nut farm in Hawaii
If Voting Changed Anything, They’d Made It Illegal
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Elections/Voting
Signs
Seen in London
Music Score: Beethoven 7, Bach 3
Sign
Signs
On an orchestra leader’s office door
RIGHT HAIR, RIGHT NOW
Sign
Signs
Name of a hair salon
Big Bone Lick State Park
Sign
Signs
Kentucky
PITA PAN
Restaurant name
Signs
If you break this cookie you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
Fortune cookie
Signs
In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly.
Sign
Signs
One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp
Wash Upon A Star
Store name
Signs
Saturday: 12 noon to 12pm.
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Signs
At a University Center
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
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Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
ANYONE LEAVING THEIR GARMENTS HERE FOR MORE THAN 30 DAYS WILL BE DISPOSED OF.
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Signs
In a dry cleaner's window
Drink & Drive Driving Range – Free Balls w/Every Drink
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Signs
Come in and see us if you are loan-ly.
Sign
Signs
At a loan company
Some materials may irritate sensitive skin. Please look at the materials if you believe this may be the case. Materials: Covering: 100% Unknown Stuffing: 100% Unknown
Ingredients
Signs
On a pillow
Kid’s Day – July 17th 10 am – 3 pm
Sign
Signs
At a liquor store
We Are Sold Out of 5XL Male T-Shirts! – Sorry!
Sign
Signs
At a NASCAR event
Our whipped butter is made with margarine
Sign
Signs
From a menu
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Bumper sticker
Signs
Out of Work
Translation
Signs
Translations
On an out of order gum ball machine in a China
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