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Subject:
Signs
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Bung Hole
Restaurant name
Signs
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Label
Signs
On matches
Slow Parking Ahead
Road sign
Signs
In King's Canyon in California
BUY ONE, GET ONE
Sign
Signs
Be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home.
Sign
Signs
Over a guest room bed
Raiders of the Lost Art
Business name
Signs
Art gallery
Weddiang
Translation
Signs
Translations
Large wedding banner in China
After opening, keep upright.
Label
Signs
On a bottle of milk
A starship ride has been promised to you by the galactic wizard.
Fortune cookie
Signs
M.T. Bellies
Business name
Signs
Restaurants in Vermont and elsewhere
No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace
Church sign
Signs
Outside a church
We serve dead shrimp on warm vegetables with a smile.
Sign
Signs
On the menu of a Chinese restaurant
Channel 16 temporarily off the air due to technical improvements
Sign
Signs
My Dog Can Lick Anyone
Bumper sticker
Signs
This product must be cooked before eating.
Label
Signs
Swanson TV Dinners
Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]
Sign
Signs
Feman
Translation
Signs
Translations
Sign over a women’s restroom
If you are sitting in an exit row and can not read this card, please tell a crew member.
Sign
Signs
From the safety information card in an America West Airline seat pocket
Members and Non Members Only
Sign
Signs
Our Church is Like Fudge – Sweet With a Few Nuts
Sign
Signs
At a church
Please… Do Not Bring Non-Gender Children Into Bathrooms.
Sign
Signs
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