Subject: Signs (Page 59)

Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted To the Full Extent Of the Law

Protest Signs Are An INEFFECTUAL Way Of Communicating NUANCED VIEWS On Issues That CANNOT & SHOULD NOT Be Reduced to SIMPLE PITHY SLOGANS

My way is the highway. – God

Hung Far Low

Picnic Feast – 12 Pieces of Chicken, Choice of 3 Large Side Items, 6 Buttmilk biscuits, 6 Cookies…

Taxed Enoungh [sic] Already!

No lambs were killed in the making of these gloves

Please Do Not Litter! – This Area Is Subject to Perminant Closing If Litter Becomes a Problem [sic]

Gay St. Changes to Two Way

Keep out of reach of children

Historic Nutt House Hotel

Young Dong Garden

This product is not to be used in bathrooms.

Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. [In pencil beneath] Socks can eat anyplace they want.

If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

100% COTTON – Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Use only non-chlorine cleach. Tumble dry medium. Medium hot iron. Do not iron print. – OR – Give It to Your Wife

Quicksand – Any Person Passing This Point Will Be Drowned

CRUNCH ZONE – Cars Parked Here Will Be Crushed While You Dine or Shop For Stuff – Have a Nice Day.

This Elevator Is Out Of Whack – A sign on the elevator door – Later someone had penciled in, "More whack is on order."

Please Don’t Throw Your Cigarette Ends on the Floor, the Cockroaches are Getting Cancer

DANGER – Hazardous Fumes – Steep Cliffs – Rough Surface – Hot Lava – Flashlight Required After Dark